Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

Conspiracy theorists... are they all just a bit thick?

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deckster

9,630 posts

256 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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pincher said:
Thanks - I know what a con trail is and how it works but try persuading someone that is convinced it is all about spraying us with mind-control, population-reducing, weather-altering* substances - it's very difficult. I was looking for something that takes each claim and deconstructs it to basics and basically calls it out for what it is.

*I'm aware that this is true to a certain extent
When you get down to the basics, it's pretty much impossible to prove that we aren't all being subjected to mind-controlling substances. Because, y'know, of the mind control.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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captain_cynic said:
paulguitar said:
stitched said:
paulguitar said:
CarCrazyDad said:
I'm open to the possibility 9/11 was an inside job but suspect it was a horrific terrorist attack.
Why would you be open to that? There's zero evidence to support it.
Oh there are plenty of bits and pieces to support it, people with government contacts not arriving that day, bin laden family members ghosted out of the states prior to the event, the list goes on.
Personally I tend toward the horrific terrorist attack.
I'd be interested to have a look at that evidence, do you have some links, please?
When it comes to conspiracy theories there are levels.

There are things we know happened, know the full story but enough mystery remains that we can imagine some wild things, like with MK Ultra, Iran/Contra.

Then you've got things that have unanswered questions that develop plausible but likely incorrect theories like the JFK assassination.

Then you've got completely implausible theories that are relatively harmless. Things like UFOs or Elvis being alive.

The "911 was an inside job"* is where we have left reality for the implausible and start to venture into wrong and dangerous territory. The kind of things that aren't just completely disproven but quite obviously wrong to begin with like COVID conspiracies, 5G, microships in vaccines. This is where we stop having fun and start having to deal with the terminally thick and gullable.

Finally we've got the worst kind, not just wrong and dangerous but motivated by hate. Here is where we meet the likes of Qanaon talking about secret Zionist cabals, pizzagate and holocaust denial.

This chart tends to focus on the anti-semetic but is a good example of the difference between harmless and dangerous CTers.



*Unless we're talking about the Porsche 911 in which case there is no way that isn't an inside job.

Edited by captain_cynic on Tuesday 10th May 12:17
Well, that diagramt implies that some part of conspiracy theories are entirely verifiably true... however no, it just means conspiracy theories are layered on top of other things which are definitely not part of conspiracy theories. Where the bullst starts, that's where conspiracy theories start. Otherwise we could start saying hey particle physics is a conspiracy theory just because some actual CT depends upon some of it.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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DanL said:
Blown2CV said:
DanL said:
Blown2CV said:
CarCrazyDad said:
I guess a lot of people are a bit thick then

correct.
Statistically, ~16%. biggrin

depends on your definition of thick. I would class below average intelligence as a bit thick, so assuming that this is in fact a totally normal distribution (you didn't state your source.....) it will be 50%.
It’s a graph of IQ distribution. You can Google it, IQ is commonly held to be distributed as above.

IQ does have some definitions for being smart and (politely) not so smart. An IQ if less than 85 means you’re not smart, all other things being equal. Being in the ~50% with an IQ of less than the average (100) doesn’t necessarily make you dim.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IQ_classification
IQ was discredited as an intelligence measure decades ago. Unfortunately I did a degree in psychology before I realised that was pointless (apart from pub and forum superfluous chat) and went back and did something different.

Blown2CV

28,852 posts

204 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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CarCrazyDad said:
Pistom said:
Blown2CV said:
CarCrazyDad said:
I guess a lot of people are a bit thick then

correct.
Yep - and sadly it seems to be getting worse.
How does it feel to just be so unbelievably knowledgeable about everything. Can you see us down here or do you need binoculars
how could you possibly get triggered by that? Firstly, it's an opinion. Secondly it didn't mention you specifically. Thirdly maybe it just implies some CarCrazyDad centric world where you assume people are out to get you... best hide!

DanL

6,216 posts

266 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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deckster said:
pincher said:
Thanks - I know what a con trail is and how it works but try persuading someone that is convinced it is all about spraying us with mind-control, population-reducing, weather-altering* substances - it's very difficult. I was looking for something that takes each claim and deconstructs it to basics and basically calls it out for what it is.

*I'm aware that this is true to a certain extent
When you get down to the basics, it's pretty much impossible to prove that we aren't all being subjected to mind-controlling substances. Because, y'know, of the mind control.
Also, if you’re convinced that someone’s spraying something, you’re going to stick with that. The fact that vapour trails also exist means there’s perfect cover for the operation! wink

motorizer

1,498 posts

172 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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deckster said:
pincher said:
Thanks - I know what a con trail is and how it works but try persuading someone that is convinced it is all about spraying us with mind-control, population-reducing, weather-altering* substances - it's very difficult. I was looking for something that takes each claim and deconstructs it to basics and basically calls it out for what it is.

*I'm aware that this is true to a certain extent
When you get down to the basics, it's pretty much impossible to prove that we aren't all being subjected to mind-controlling substances. Because, y'know, of the mind control.
I'd like to know what they think the mind control is making us do....It's clearly not stopping crime, and the majority of people would do what our overlords wanted anyway in order to earn a living.
Those who don't mostly just grumble apart from the odd minor protest..
Seems like a massive expense for not much result.

pincher

8,569 posts

218 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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paulguitar said:
The linked article, not so much - I always feel that as soon as it says 'Conspiracy Theorists' or 'paranoid fantasy', it will antagonise the person that it is directed towards.

That said, the sub-linked IOP Science article is bang-on what I was looking for.

Thanks beer



pincher

8,569 posts

218 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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deckster said:
pincher said:
Thanks - I know what a con trail is and how it works but try persuading someone that is convinced it is all about spraying us with mind-control, population-reducing, weather-altering* substances - it's very difficult. I was looking for something that takes each claim and deconstructs it to basics and basically calls it out for what it is.

*I'm aware that this is true to a certain extent
When you get down to the basics, it's pretty much impossible to prove that we aren't all being subjected to mind-controlling substances. Because, y'know, of the mind control.
laugh

CarCrazyDad

4,280 posts

36 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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Blown2CV said:
how could you possibly get triggered by that? Firstly, it's an opinion. Secondly it didn't mention you specifically. Thirdly maybe it just implies some CarCrazyDad centric world where you assume people are out to get you... best hide!
Its ok, when you realise you were maybe wrong when certain things happen.

Eg Great reset

DanL

6,216 posts

266 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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Blown2CV said:
IQ was discredited as an intelligence measure decades ago. Unfortunately I did a degree in psychology before I realised that was pointless (apart from pub and forum superfluous chat) and went back and did something different.
That’s interesting - what replaced IQ as a measure? I assume something…

deckster

9,630 posts

256 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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DanL said:
Blown2CV said:
IQ was discredited as an intelligence measure decades ago. Unfortunately I did a degree in psychology before I realised that was pointless (apart from pub and forum superfluous chat) and went back and did something different.
That’s interesting - what replaced IQ as a measure? I assume something…
Nothing, so far as I'm aware.

To measure something, you first need to define what it is that you're measuring.

I'll let you go first smile

DanL

6,216 posts

266 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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deckster said:
DanL said:
Blown2CV said:
IQ was discredited as an intelligence measure decades ago. Unfortunately I did a degree in psychology before I realised that was pointless (apart from pub and forum superfluous chat) and went back and did something different.
That’s interesting - what replaced IQ as a measure? I assume something…
Nothing, so far as I'm aware.

To measure something, you first need to define what it is that you're measuring.

I'll let you go first smile
This isn’t my problem to solve! biggrin

andy_s

19,400 posts

260 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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Haha - I remember that 'pyramid of conspiracy' before 'covid came from a lab' was edited out...

Hoofy

76,377 posts

283 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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pincher

8,569 posts

218 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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It’s really tough having to bite your lip sometimes. I had this pic sent to me as ‘proof’ of nefarious chemtrail activity;



Despite the fact that Flightradar clearly shows it is a helicopter and that is actually says who it is owned by - Gridjet - who are, unsurprisingly, a terrain mapping company.

I just replied to say that I would probably be more concerned if they weren’t flying like that laugh

Of course, I got no reply.

Hoofy

76,377 posts

283 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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pincher said:
It’s really tough having to bite your lip sometimes. I had this pic sent to me as ‘proof’ of nefarious chemtrail activity;



Despite the fact that Flightradar clearly shows it is a helicopter and that is actually says who it is owned by - Gridjet - who are, unsurprisingly, a terrain mapping company.

I just replied to say that I would probably be more concerned if they weren’t flying like that laugh

Of course, I got no reply.
You know what. I think you're part of the plan. Infiltrator!!!

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CarCrazyDad

4,280 posts

36 months

Tuesday 10th May 2022
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andy_s said:
Haha - I remember that 'pyramid of conspiracy' before 'covid came from a lab' was edited out...
2CV is obviously a very smart person and knows that Covid didn't come from a lab.

I swear it's just discrediting these things on purpose.

eldar

21,781 posts

197 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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Hoofy said:
Covid put a stop to chem trails for a while. Presumably one half of the illuminati buggering up the other half by accident.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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eldar said:
Hoofy said:
Covid put a stop to chem trails for a while. Presumably one half of the illuminati buggering up the other half by accident.
I read it was apparently ‘job done’. So proving that they were linked.

Wibble.

Edited by anonymous-user on Wednesday 11th May 11:40

Hoofy

76,377 posts

283 months

Wednesday 11th May 2022
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eldar said:
Hoofy said:
Covid put a stop to chem trails for a while. Presumably one half of the illuminati buggering up the other half by accident.
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