Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[Bobberoo99]

We've received the probate application from the solicitors for Mrs Bobbers to sign, they also want a cheque for the application..............I can't remember when we last had a cheque book!!!!

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Bomma R1 said:

How quaint. Was the invoice in guineas too?



I chanced upon an old cheque book a while back. "We should keep stuff like that Bom, it could be worth something one day"

"Only if we win the bloody lottery"

That made us both laugh thanks Bomma!!!!

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slopes said:

Bobberoo99 said:

We've received the probate application from the solicitors for Mrs Bobbers to sign, they also want a cheque for the application..............I can't remember when we last had a cheque book!!!!

Hmmmm....did they not say they would settle it from the estate? I know when mum passed away, the solicitors took everything from the estate and gave us what was left after probate was done.

Yeah we were a bit thrown too, it's for HM Courts and Tribunal services, Mrs Bobbers has ordered a cheque book for her executors account, one of the pensions companies that her dad paid a bloody fortune into over the years, has sent a letter saying MIL was over paid to the tune of a couple of hundred quid, so we have to pay that back, she's decided they can have a cheque!!!

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IOTN I've just had a lovely bacon and egg sarnie!!!

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What ho White Stiletto good to see you found us!!

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Macroni18 said:

Stumbled on to this thread by mistake.
Epitome of craziness
..continue folks..I'll close the door as I walk out.



Mummy, some bad people saying bad things there

NO, no you're here now, why don't you sit down and tell us all about yourself? Would you like a drink? We have Absinthe, port, brandy, whisky and beer, or all of them mixed together!!!

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Hiw does that affect you right now S&M? Can you continue with your job?

[Bobberoo99]

I'm about to replace two 6x6 panels 6ft post and two 4x6 panels which were all damaged in the last storm!!!

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Macroni18 said:

Macroni18 said:

Stumbled on to this thread by mistake.
Epitome of craziness
..continue folks..I'll close the door as I walk out.



Mummy, some bad people saying bad things there

I did not see or hear anything. Honest. Please stop lurking outside my place.
(I thought I had closed the door shut firmly when leaving....)

Closing the door won't stop us, no matter how firmly, once you've visited the residents lounge you must sign the waivers, read the welcome pack, have a fortifying drink or seven, and give yourself wholly over to the gratifying and emotionally charged initiation ceremony, now drink up, get signing and let myself and glenrobbo get dressed in our ceremonial dress uniforms, mine's the one with the green mankini, tasseled nipple clamps and riggers boots!!!

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Bomma R1 said:

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"It's okay, it's just a new volume. Come and have your pilchards"

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Hello Penrose old chap, would you like another paving slab to chew up???

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slopes said:

And todays episode of
Do you know what really grinds my gears??

fkwits in London protesting about lockdown and walking around not wearing fking masks. It's inconsiderate selfish aholes like this bunch of s that are spreading this fking virus and as such, if any of those arrested are found to have fking Covid, then they should be taken to a warehouse, and locked inside it to deal with it by them fking selves.
Selfish fking s and if turns out that Corbyn's wky ttwaffle brother is involved, then that should be euthanised publicly and he can take his weasily tt brother with him too.

wkers the fking lot of them, i'd say lock them up but that would cost money and i'd rather they suffered if they have it to teach the miserable, slefish s a lesson.

100% completely and utterly agree with you slopes, our local farm shop have issued a statement saying that of you want to use their shop you will only be permitted to if wearing a mask or displaying an exemption lanyard stating the exemption, the amount of abuse they've received both in person and on their Facebook page is absolutely unacceptable!!!!

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Macroni18 said:

Magooagain said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Macroni18 said:

Macroni18 said:

Stumbled on to this thread by mistake.
Epitome of craziness
..continue folks..I'll close the door as I walk out.



Mummy, some bad people saying bad things there

I did not see or hear anything. Honest. Please stop lurking outside my place.
(I thought I had closed the door shut firmly when leaving....)

Closing the door won't stop us, no matter how firmly, once you've visited the residents lounge you must sign the waivers, read the welcome pack, have a fortifying drink or seven, and give yourself wholly over to the gratifying and emotionally charged initiation ceremony, now drink up, get signing and let myself and glenrobbo get dressed in our ceremonial dress uniforms, mine's the one with the green mankini, tasseled nipple clamps and riggers boots!!!

Ok! I'm ready Bobbers! Now where is he?

You guys are a riot


P.S. BTW this is junior Macroni. Something troubled father & he suddenly left for Uganda today promising never to return. Not sure what happened

Tsk, tsk There's no need to be scared, it's just a teensy weensy little initiation ceremony involving chips, dips, chains, whips, lard, velcro, silk, leather, a gimp mask, a ball gag, some hamsters, an S&M chair, a carrot, whipped cream, ketamine, Absinthe, a plunger, rubber gauntlets and a ghetto blaster!!!
Well that's what I'll be using anyway, Magoo has his own box of stuff!!!

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Nice look Magoo!!!

I've decided to admit that I'm old, now I know this comes as a bit of a shock to some of you, but since turning 50 I'm finding it hard work doing stuff that used to be easy, since doing the fence stuff today I ache like I've given myself one of my special bare hugs!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

After rolling around laughing at your post slopes I read it to Mrs Bobbers who also rolled around laughing!!!!

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Macroni18 said:

Slopes, Bob & Magoo -

This day I've stumbled into the dark places of pistonheads. Such an innocous title though. Hidden in plain sight. Very clever.

Q: Why does the club never grow?
A: Inititiation survival rate never exceeds zero.
Them's the rules of the club.

Jesus, you should go back and read some of the earlier volumes!!!
We've never lost an victim initiate, yet, some are still receiving treatment, a couple are still in a catatonic state, and one has taken up residence in the Scrungeon permanently!!!

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Scrump said:

Imagine being banned from the residents lounge. One would have to go and live in the hangar with Penrose

I'm not too concerned about Penrose, I'm more worried about the boxes of sweaty Claymores and leaky missiles, oh and of course Bomma's snoring!!!

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Bomma R1 said:

Desperate times and all that...

Ahh, a touch of the old Johnny Cash coming in the morning methinks!!!

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Bomma R1 said:

slopes said:

are you writing small so she can't read what you've written?

No, that bloody chicken naga's done for my throat it has. Anyway, her eyesight's a lot better than mine...

"I did warn you about those futtin websites, didn't I Bom..."

What, those websites that show guns, ammo and munitions?!?!?

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About to switch from beer to whisky, now just have to decide on which one!!!