Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[Bomma R1]

pequod said:

Father O' was defrocked, so you are free to invoice Papal Inc. direct, any further storage charges.

What's in there? I'm guessing it's just a collection of empty bottles and tourist tat from the Vatican that he was blessed with by his flock?

His collection of gold teeth might be worth something so best keep them until they are either reunited with the family, or you have a Papal Decree to distribute the proceeds amongst the poor of the Lounge Bar.

Defrocked? Good Lord.

Oh well, I expect we'd best set about getting the stuff sold off lickety split.
I'm not certain exactly what's in there, I know one of the boxes is marked "= Lemon Flavour Condoms = Contents 3000 = Come In A Jiff ="

Might be worth something to the right sort of buyer I suppose.

[anonymous-user]

Wager?

[Bomma R1]

V6 Pushfit said:

Wager?

Did you mean Wagner?

[Bomma R1]

Probably not, thinking about it, as it's pronounced "Vaaagner"

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

Defrocked? Good Lord.

Oh well, I expect we'd best set about getting the stuff sold off lickety split.
I'm not certain exactly what's in there, I know one of the boxes is marked "= Lemon Flavour Condoms = Contents 3000 = Come In A Jiff ="

Might be worth something to the right sort of buyer I suppose.

Best thing to do Bom, is to conduct an inventory of the hoard, so we can evaluate the entire collection. As followers of Antiquities Roadsmash will attest, breaking up a personal collection of memorabaubles into separate lots, may not bring forth the highest valuation and ultimate sale price, plus the Polis might yet be interested!

[Bomma R1]

pequod said:

Best thing to do Bom, is to conduct an inventory of the hoard, so we can evaluate the entire collection. As followers of Antiquities Roadsmash will attest, breaking up a personal collection of memorabaubles into separate lots, may not bring forth the highest valuation and ultimate sale price, plus the Polis might yet be interested!

Well I'm happy to deal with the inventory business but I don't want to be party to actually selling the stuff if the Chief Constable's going to be sniffing around...

I'm in enough bother as it is

[slopes]

Bomma R1 said:

pequod said:

Best thing to do Bom, is to conduct an inventory of the hoard, so we can evaluate the entire collection. As followers of Antiquities Roadsmash will attest, breaking up a personal collection of memorabaubles into separate lots, may not bring forth the highest valuation and ultimate sale price, plus the Polis might yet be interested!

Well I'm happy to deal with the inventory business but I don't want to be party to actually selling the stuff if the Chief Constable's going to be sniffing around...

I'm in enough bother as it is

Have you forgotten where you were and raised Futtette's ire again Bom?

[StuntmanMike]

Bomma R1 said:

V6 Pushfit said:

Wager?

Did you mean Wagner?

[Bobberoo99]

I used to fancy her something totten, but then again he's pretty easy on the eye too!!!!

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Afternoon skipper. Nice snooze?

Anyway, glenners has been to Amstellerjam so maybe he has contacts who can lend an explanation to the origins of 'ecs kippe'?

Is this a simple misunderstanding, or a C18th insult by the Dutch Navy?

They can't even spell 'Yacht' correctly!

Sorry, I can't tell you, pequod. What happens in 'Dam stays in' Dam.
Only the after-effects linger.

[Bomma R1]

slopes said:

Have you forgotten where you were and raised Futtette's ire again Bom?

No, despite often forgetting where I am I'm in the good books at the mo having restored the ciggie lighter in her car to full working order

[slopes]

Bobberoo99 said:

I used to fancy her something totten, but then again he's pretty easy on the eye too!!!!

Oy gevalt! *



* genuine Trivial Points on offer to who can tell me the significance of that.

[pequod]

slopes said:

Oy gevalt! *



* genuine Trivial Points on offer to who can tell me the significance of that.

Gotta be a reference to Lionel Stander aka Max in H2H?

[DickyC]

Bobberoo99 said:

I used to fancy her something totten, but then again he's pretty easy on the eye too!!!!

Your trysts down White Hart Lane are the stuff of legend.

[Bomma R1]

slopes said:

Oy gevalt! *

* genuine Trivial Points on offer to who can tell me the significance of that.

As a Tottenham Hotspurs fan I do know the meaning but as I probably have an unfair advantage I'll let someone else have a bash.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

Tonight's culinary delights were sweet and sour pork with wholegrain rice!!!

This evening as a special treat ( it is Thursday, after all ), I had a nice bowl of cold leftover mashed potato, diced carrot, sweetcorn and a tinful of surstrømming and fishy custard. NOM!

[slopes]

pequod said:

slopes said:

Oy gevalt! *



* genuine Trivial Points on offer to who can tell me the significance of that.

Gotta be a reference to Lionel Stander aka Max in H2H?

Nope - might have been something he said but not what i was thinking of


Bomma - nope, it might be relevant to Spurs fans but it's not what i was thinking of.

[Bobberoo99]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo99 said:

I used to fancy her something totten, but then again he's pretty easy on the eye too!!!!

Your trysts down White Hart Lane are the stuff of legend.

I don't want to boast, but there was a time i was in great demand at that particular location, queues there were, queues i'm telling you!!!!
Admittedly it was for bare hugs and nipple tassel twirling, but queues none the less!!!!

An update on Mrs Bobbers holiday destination of choice for next year.........................Harrogate!!! yes, i realise this wasn't on the original shortlist but there is a logical(yeah right!) reason for this decision, you see Mrs Bobbers is a HUGE Agatha Christie fan, she's read every book , watched every film and television episode , and has a couple of biographies, we've visited Greenway her home, and now we're going to stay in The Old Swan hotel in Harrogate where she disappeared to in 1926!!!!

[StuntmanMike]

[pequod]

slopes said:

pequod said:

slopes said:

Oy gevalt! *



* genuine Trivial Points on offer to who can tell me the significance of that.

Gotta be a reference to Lionel Stander aka Max in H2H?

Nope - might have been something he said but not what i was thinking of


Bomma - nope, it might be relevant to Spurs fans but it's not what i was thinking of.

Must admit I thought Bommer had nailed it, but no!

I'm stumped and despite gargling the phrase, I'm none the wiser?

Oh boy!