Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[glenrobbo]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

Yay! Timmy45! You're back!

We all thought you were pinned underneath your upturned tractor in a ditch somewhere, after indulging in a few too many pints of home-brew!

That bunker belongs to ApO, by the way.

[Bomma R1]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

And presumably you'll be sitting on the fence outside watching us do it?

Ha! I'm not falling for that old jape. He'll wait until we're all inside and switch the bloody lights off again

Where was Moses when the lights went out?

In the bloody dark...

[Bobberoo99]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

Do you require us to be dressed for the occasion? Would you like me to wear my full ceremonial uniform?

[Jeremy Corbyn]

glenrobbo said:

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

Yay! Timmy45! You're back!

We all thought you were pinned underneath your upturned tractor in a ditch somewhere, after indulging in a few too many pints of home-brew!

That bunker belongs to ApO, by the way.

How did you know it was me. Anyway, yes I'm back, I had to knaw through the gorilla tape, and someone had put a crowbar across the lock, as well as the padlock, and welded the door shut. Which I think was a bit much.

[DickyC]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

Is there any food?

[Jeremy Corbyn]

DickyC said:

Jeremy Corbyn said:

I have been constructing a large bunker, plenty of room, all welcome. If you just go down the steps I'll turn the lights on when you go in.

Is there any food?

Oooh plenty Dicky, sausage rolls, pigs in blankets, mushroom voluvents, and a those prawns in a strange sort of batter, it's all on a table towards the back, if you go in I'll be right behind you and turn on the lights.

[glenrobbo]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

How did you know it was me. Anyway, yes I'm back, I had to knaw through the gorilla tape, and someone had put a crowbar across the lock, as well as the padlock, and welded the door shut. Which I think was a bit much.

All that was ApO's feeble defence against the honey otters gaining entry to his apocalypse prepping stores.

Anyway never mind all that, where have you been?
All that matters is that you're back, so just pop into the decontamination chamber so that Bobbers can hose you down with Jeyes Fluid and give you a thorough body rub with his abrasive mitts.

We can debrief you when you've recovered, and partake of a nice flagon of Absinthe and some pork chittlings.

[Bobberoo99]

This is all well and good but i've just changed into my full ceremonial regalia!!! And i've done my nipple clamps up too tight!!!!

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Bobberoo99 said:

This is all well and good but i've just changed into my full ceremonial regalia!!! And i've done my nipple clamps up too tight!!!!

Have you got your ball gag? If not a golf ball with a hole drilled through the middle and a boot lace makes an excellent substitute.

And whilst I'm thinking about it by wooden lemon juicer resembles a butt plug.

It was lonely in that cupboard.

Anyway, in you go, before the voluvents are all gone.....

[P5BNij]

I can't keep up with you lot, so I'll just post some (semi) random pics of Sandie Shaw instead....





ION, I'm still waiting for chummie who's bought the Mini to come and collect it, he's already tried once setting off from Ipswich but got turned back by the local rozzers. As soon as he comes and pays up I can pounce on another ace old motor. First world problem I know, but the frustration and anticipation is doing my suede in

[Bomma R1]

Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?

I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.

[slopes]

Bomma R1 said:

Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?

I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.

I've loaded up with armour piercing rounds, do you think he'd be kind enough to get his fkwit brother to stand behind him? I can get both of those bell ends then and save on the expense of two rounds

[Bobberoo99]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

Bobberoo99 said:

This is all well and good but i've just changed into my full ceremonial regalia!!! And i've done my nipple clamps up too tight!!!!

Have you got your ball gag? If not a golf ball with a hole drilled through the middle and a boot lace makes an excellent substitute.

And whilst I'm thinking about it by wooden lemon juicer resembles a butt plug.

It was lonely in that cupboard.

Anyway, in you go, before the voluvents are all gone.....

Mmmmnnnf , fffeerrrrmmm mmmnnnnnngggffff!!!!!
*Removes ball gag*
Of course i have my ball gag!!!
But why can't you turn the lights on first?!?!?

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Bobberoo99 said:

Jeremy Corbyn said:

Bobberoo99 said:

This is all well and good but i've just changed into my full ceremonial regalia!!! And i've done my nipple clamps up too tight!!!!

Have you got your ball gag? If not a golf ball with a hole drilled through the middle and a boot lace makes an excellent substitute.

And whilst I'm thinking about it by wooden lemon juicer resembles a butt plug.

It was lonely in that cupboard.

Anyway, in you go, before the voluvents are all gone.....

Mmmmnnnf , fffeerrrrmmm mmmnnnnnngggffff!!!!!
*Removes ball gag*
Of course i have my ball gag!!!
But why can't you turn the lights on first?!?!?

It's a surprise. Like a birthday party. Lots of baloons, jelly, anal probing, cake, peanuts, guns, party poppers, ice cream, the odd murder, pass the parcel, muscial bumps,

Quick in you go before DickyC has all the voluvents.

[Bobberoo99]

Oooohhhhh i like birthday parties!!!
Turn right at the bottom of the stairs you say??

[Jeremy Corbyn]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oooohhhhh i like birthday parties!!!
Turn right at the bottom of the stairs you say??

Er no, don't turn right. definitely not right. Spilt something on the floor, it's a bit sticky. Turn left.

I would invite the Mrs but she away at the moment, so we don't need to worry about her do we, no we don't, do we. No we don't worry about her.

Have a sausage roll.

[Bobberoo99]

Jeremy Corbyn said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Oooohhhhh i like birthday parties!!!
Turn right at the bottom of the stairs you say??

Er no, don't turn right. definitely not right. Spilt something on the floor, it's a bit sticky. Turn left.

I would invite the Mrs but she away at the moment, so we don't need to worry about her do we, no we don't, do we. No we don't worry about her.

Have a sausage roll.

Ooohhhhhhh it's VERY dark, and there's a strange smell, like, meat, and the floors very spongy, and why are you standing so close...........

[Bomma R1]

slopes said:

Bomma R1 said:

Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?

I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.

I've loaded up with armour piercing rounds, do you think he'd be kind enough to get his fkwit brother to stand behind him? I can get both of those bell ends then and save on the expense of two rounds

Oh, I wasn't going to shoot him old boy, I was going to give this old Amiga the good news, it's the only language it seems to understand these days.

Besides, it might be Timmy 45 after all. Can't go round despatching residents willy nilly...

[Timmy47]

Bomma R1 said:

slopes said:

Bomma R1 said:

Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?

I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.

I've loaded up with armour piercing rounds, do you think he'd be kind enough to get his fkwit brother to stand behind him? I can get both of those bell ends then and save on the expense of two rounds

Oh, I wasn't going to shoot him old boy, I was going to give this old Amiga the good news, it's the only language it seems to understand these days.

Besides, it might be Timmy 45 after all. Can't go round despatching residents willy nilly...

Ooh am I a resident? ( do I have to pay? )

[glenrobbo]

P5BNij said:

I can't keep up with you lot, so I'll just post some (semi) random pics of Sandie Shaw instead....

Terrible bunions, the poor girl.