Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36
Discussion
ApOrbital said:
Great news about the baby.
Thanks! 
DickyC said:
Yes, sorry, I went down to make a cup of tea and probably disturbed him.
You could have at least made me one too 
Bobberoo99 said:
Good to hear baby g3org3y's on the mend!!
Thanks. In other news, car hasn't set itself on fire again!
Timmy47 said:
Bomma R1 said:
slopes said:
Bomma R1 said:
Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?
I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.
I've loaded up with armour piercing rounds, do you think he'd be kind enough to get his fI'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.
kwit brother to stand behind him? I can get both of those bell ends then and save on the expense of two roundsBesides, it might be Timmy 45 after all. Can't go round despatching residents willy nilly...
And the dues are payable on the 1st of the month, our treasurer, Battert, hasn't collected them since the Brigadier paid him in farthings that time, so I wouldn't concern yourself too much, although he has put the prices up at the residents lounge bar twice in the last couple of years!!!!
Bobberoo99 said:
Of course you are old chap, you went through the initiation ceremony, mostly unscathed, and only mildly disturbed, or have you chosen to blank that memory out?!?!?!?
And the dues are payable on the 1st of the month, our treasurer, Battert, hasn't collected them since the Brigadier paid him in farthings that time, so I wouldn't concern yourself too much, although he has put the prices up at the residents lounge bar twice in the last couple of years!!!!
Ah I haven't bought anything in a while. It's all barter here now in Wales since his Heiness on the Highest hill King Drakeford of the Marches outlawed the hated English money. And the dues are payable on the 1st of the month, our treasurer, Battert, hasn't collected them since the Brigadier paid him in farthings that time, so I wouldn't concern yourself too much, although he has put the prices up at the residents lounge bar twice in the last couple of years!!!!
I can give half an hour with a sheep, or a dead rabbit?
The bloody car is misbehaving again. Loss of power low down and “Limited performance” caption lighting up. Garage have looked, says it’s the DPF not clearing and the EGR pipe from the manifold is cracked and leaking, so likely not enough pressure going through the exhaust system to keep it flushed out (if I understood him correctly). The garage I took it to today don’t want the work, because apparently there’s a coolant pipe hose near the EGR and if that gets disturbed, it’ll leak coolant everywhere, they struggle to get the right EGR bits for SAABs, he’s really busy... he sounds like he definitely doesn’t want the work!
Of course, having waited a few days to get it in to a garage, it threw out a load of filthy smoke from the rear end a couple of days ago and that seemed to help and it’s been running a bit better. The garage did suggest taking it for a “decent run” to see if that clears it out. The furthest I go at the moment is about 7 or 8 miles, I do get up to 70(ish...), but not for very long. Any thoughts on how long/far I should give it a run for to see if that helps? GF is collecting me in a bit to go back and get it, but thought I’d see if the collected wisdom here tallies with the garages advice.
I bloody hate cars. I’d seriously consider getting rid if I’d not just spent £800 on four new tyres and a load of work on the exhaust (back box etc) a few months ago. They did take the old DPF of and refit it, though, so now I’m wondering if they made a bks of it....
IOTN, The Idiot, recently:
We’ve had several days of clear blue skies recently, so even being out early doors has been most pleasant. the Idiot isn’t a fan of posing very long, though...
Of course, having waited a few days to get it in to a garage, it threw out a load of filthy smoke from the rear end a couple of days ago and that seemed to help and it’s been running a bit better. The garage did suggest taking it for a “decent run” to see if that clears it out. The furthest I go at the moment is about 7 or 8 miles, I do get up to 70(ish...), but not for very long. Any thoughts on how long/far I should give it a run for to see if that helps? GF is collecting me in a bit to go back and get it, but thought I’d see if the collected wisdom here tallies with the garages advice.
I bloody hate cars. I’d seriously consider getting rid if I’d not just spent £800 on four new tyres and a load of work on the exhaust (back box etc) a few months ago. They did take the old DPF of and refit it, though, so now I’m wondering if they made a b
ks of it....IOTN, The Idiot, recently:
We’ve had several days of clear blue skies recently, so even being out early doors has been most pleasant. the Idiot isn’t a fan of posing very long, though...
Jeremy Corbyn said:
Bobberoo99 said:
Jeremy Corbyn said:
Bobberoo99 said:
This is all well and good but i've just changed into my full ceremonial regalia!!! And i've done my nipple clamps up too tight!!!!
Have you got your ball gag? If not a golf ball with a hole drilled through the middle and a boot lace makes an excellent substitute. And whilst I'm thinking about it by wooden lemon juicer resembles a butt plug.
It was lonely in that cupboard.
Anyway, in you go, before the voluvents are all gone.....
*Removes ball gag*
Of course i have my ball gag!!!
But why can't you turn the lights on first?!?!?
Quick in you go before DickyC has all the voluvents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOeSrLCD-U&ab...
Well that turned into a bit more than just a kip!!!
I don't remember much after taking a bite out of a sausage roll!!!
Anyway, about your poorly car Dibble, you need to get the DPF good and hot, so around an hour on the motorway should see it regenerate!! Huge hug for Jussi please!!!
I don't remember much after taking a bite out of a sausage roll!!!
Anyway, about your poorly car Dibble, you need to get the DPF good and hot, so around an hour on the motorway should see it regenerate!! Huge hug for Jussi please!!!
Bomma R1 said:
slopes said:
Bomma R1 said:
Timmy 45? It says Jeremy bloody Corbyn here?
I'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.
I've loaded up with armour piercing rounds, do you think he'd be kind enough to get his fI'll have to reboot this sodding thing. Give me half an hour, I'll have to put a different choke in the barrel.
kwit brother to stand behind him? I can get both of those bell ends then and save on the expense of two roundsBesides, it might be Timmy 45 after all. Can't go round despatching residents willy nilly...
kers being despatched would be good for the country as a whole.Maybe send a memo out, any silly futter calling himself either Jeremy or Piers Corbyn is likely to get futtin shot and armour piercing .50 BMG rounds do not fut about!!!
Where's Glenners?
Last report, he was taking Percius for an outing but is yet to check back in! Hope he's not gone 'off grid' and heading into the badlands of Highlandshire?
Clipped the bees nails today. Lots of buzzing so I hope they appreciated the effort?
Arthur Daughter (landlord, and occasional slaughterman, at the SDA) has set up a delivery service.
Last report, he was taking Percius for an outing but is yet to check back in! Hope he's not gone 'off grid' and heading into the badlands of Highlandshire?
Clipped the bees nails today. Lots of buzzing so I hope they appreciated the effort?
Arthur Daughter (landlord, and occasional slaughterman, at the SDA) has set up a delivery service.
pequod said:
Where's Glenners?
Last report, he was taking Percius for an outing but is yet to check back in! Hope he's not gone 'off grid' and heading into the badlands of Highlandshire?
Clipped the bees nails today. Lots of buzzing so I hope they appreciated the effort?
Here I am! Last report, he was taking Percius for an outing but is yet to check back in! Hope he's not gone 'off grid' and heading into the badlands of Highlandshire?
Clipped the bees nails today. Lots of buzzing so I hope they appreciated the effort?
It's proper grim oop norf...
witteringon said:
This looks like it could get out of hand, I think I'll order a taxi, just in case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOeSrLCD-U&ab...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AOeSrLCD-U&ab...
No it's just a normal, average, every day sort of thing here at the Towers old chap, perfectly harmless fun, unless of course you have a reaction to either the chloroform or the ketamine, or over indulge in the Absinthe, or slopes accidentally shoots you, or one of Bomma's sweaty claymores goes off at an inopportune time, or I break a couple of ribs with one of my bare hugs, or glenrobbo's plunger gets stuck, or StuntmanMike rides you like a bike, or.........nope it's best I stop there really!!!!
But it had to be done to reactivate the DPF.
( whatever that means )
Nevertheless, you have to admit that it was an essential journey...
Percy's wellbeing is paramount.
Jussi is looking in fine form, Dibble, but what are you proposing to do about all that concentrated mole activity?
It looks like the little buggers are gathering en masse.
They could be planning an imminent attack!
( whatever that means )
Nevertheless, you have to admit that it was an essential journey...
Percy's wellbeing is paramount.
Jussi is looking in fine form, Dibble, but what are you proposing to do about all that concentrated mole activity?
It looks like the little buggers are gathering en masse.
They could be planning an imminent attack!
Bobberoo99 said:
glenrobbo said:
Opps! Sorry, wrong pic!
This is how grim it really is:
What aterrible waste of petrol wonderful time I had, the sound, the smell the feel of wind in my thinning hair, still smiling now!!!!
Edited for both accuracy and comic content!!!@This is how grim it really is:
What a
And there was quite a bit of wind, but it wasn't in my hair, Bobbers.
And there was most definitely a smell.
I can't really describe the assault on all of my senses, but it was nice to be topless all afternoon, despite all of the grimness.
And good to see the sheep out on the hills in the sunshine.
It makes them look even more attractive when they flutter their long eyelashes against the glare as they look at you
Ah well, thank goodness I'm back home now, freshly showered and with clean underwear and my dinner on the go...
glenrobbo said:
Broken down, waiting for assistance? Did it catch fire? You can't be too careful with these old cars and was very responsible of you to remove it from your local metropolis.Must get mine out of the haybarn to check the rear lights are still working!
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=15...
Edited by pequod on Tuesday 2nd March 19:31
glenrobbo said:
But it had to be done to reactivate the DPF.
( whatever that means )
Nevertheless, you have to admit that it was an essential journey...
Percy's wellbeing is paramount.
Jussi is looking in fine form, Dibble, but what are you proposing to do about all that concentrated mole activity?
It looks like the little buggers are gathering en masse.
They could be planning an imminent attack!
I hadn't noticed the proliferation of mole diggings in the background there glenrobbo, do you think that Jussi is in fact hunting them when he's in the field of fun?!?!? ( whatever that means )
Nevertheless, you have to admit that it was an essential journey...
Percy's wellbeing is paramount.
Jussi is looking in fine form, Dibble, but what are you proposing to do about all that concentrated mole activity?
It looks like the little buggers are gathering en masse.
They could be planning an imminent attack!
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