Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[Bobberoo99]

Drinking red wine and watching VGG!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Hhhhmmmmm, it's quiet, tooooo quiet!!!!

[anonymoususer]

I have developed a real taste for tomato and basil tinned soup.

[Dibble]

That’s not the most moley bit of the field. Since it’s warmed up after the freeze a couple of weeks back, there’s been much more activity from them. The Idiot is of course looking the wrong way...

[vaud]

I can't find anywhere that imports Zweifel (Swiss) paprika crisps to the UK.

Help.....

[Bobberoo99]

anonymoususer said:

I have developed a real taste for tomato and basil tinned soup.

Lovely on a cold day, with a crusty roll to dunk in it!!! Have you tried the tomato and chorizo soup from Aldi? Bloody lovely!!!

[Bobberoo99]

Dibble said:

That’s not the most moley bit of the field. Since it’s warmed up after the freeze a couple of weeks back, there’s been much more activity from them. The Idiot is of course looking the wrong way...

No he's not, he;s lulling them into a false sense of security before launching a devastating attack............or not!!!!

[Bobberoo99]

vaud said:

I can't find anywhere that imports Zweifel (Swiss) paprika crisps to the UK.

Help.....

Hhhhhmmmmmm, are you aware that Pringles do a paprika flavour??

[vaud]

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhhhmmmmmm, are you aware that Pringles do a paprika flavour??

Yes. And Waitrose do San Nicasio Smoked Paprika crisps.

Still not the same. Trust me.

[Bobberoo99]

vaud said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Hhhhhmmmmmm, are you aware that Pringles do a paprika flavour??

Yes. And Waitrose do San Nicasio Smoked Paprika crisps.

Still not the same. Trust me.

Oh dear, i have failed in my quest to provide you with a suitable alternative, i shall now have to self flagellate for one hour while repeating the mantra "I must try harder, failure is not an option" and repeatedly ripping my nipple clamps off!!!!

[vaud]

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear, i have failed in my quest to provide you with a suitable alternative, i shall now have to self flagellate for one hour while repeating the mantra "I must try harder, failure is not an option" and repeatedly ripping my nipple clamps off!!!!

OK.

Enjoy.

Though in Switzerland your neighbours would report you.

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Broken down, waiting for assistance? Did it catch fire? You can't be too careful with these old cars and was very responsible of you to remove it from your local metropolis.

Must get mine out of the haybarn to check the rear lights are still working!

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?t=15...

Hmmm. I find your reference to that old thread rather intriguing, pequod.

Do you also happen to have a TVR S Series?

And nope, no breakdowns. Properly cared-for TVRs are not as unreliable as BMWs and the like.

As for fires, I know of quite a few cars (of various makes) that have gone up in flames because the fuel lines have been degraded by the aggresive properties of bio-ethanol fuel.
It is a worrying state of affairs for owners of older cars.

[Bobberoo99]

vaud said:

Bobberoo99 said:

Oh dear, i have failed in my quest to provide you with a suitable alternative, i shall now have to self flagellate for one hour while repeating the mantra "I must try harder, failure is not an option" and repeatedly ripping my nipple clamps off!!!!

OK.

Enjoy.

Though in Switzerland your neighbours would report you.

Here at the Towers they're more inclined to either join me or sit and watch while scoring me out of 10!!!!

Right then, the time has come for me to head to bed, so night, night chaps!!!!

[glenrobbo]

vaud said:

I can't find anywhere that imports Zweifel (Swiss) paprika crisps to the UK.

Help.....

I have a fresh spice jar full of paprika, having recently finished the contents of its' predecessor.
Such jars are available from most supermarkets all over the country, or the weekly market in Fethiye, Turkey
Or even in the soukhs of Marrakesh, Rabat or Fès.

Or you could ask Gary Linneker for some paprika crisps.

On second thoughts, that's probably a bad idea, because he would have scoffed the lot.

Better ask Battert if he could get Mrs Battert to rustle some up for you in the Towers kitchen.

Under no circumstances ask Frank at the Bell & Leper for paprika crisps, as he will have you branded as a heretic.
He's not as open-minded as some of us, you see...

Or... open a packet of plain crisps and alternate each crisp with a 1/4 teaspoon of paprika powder. NOM!

Edited by glenrobbo on Tuesday 2nd March 23:38

[glenrobbo]

I nearly tried out a new hat yesterday, but in the end, I decided to wear my Jack Brabham baseball cap because

a) the peak was good for cutting down the glare of the sun, and

b) seeing as Sir Jack had taken the trouble to hand embroider his signature on the peak, it would have been churlish of me not to wear it in favour of a fur-lined Burberry trapper's hat.

[glenrobbo]

Bomma, slopes! Are you there?
Here is a link to an instructional video covering our interdiction and ordnance disposal procedures:

Morningside said:

Vipers said:

Going cheap, ex army bomb disposal equipment, buyer picks up, near Exeter.

This classic from Whoops Apocalypse with Rick Mayall.

WARNING: Swearing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnpKqFWsbSk

fk yeah!

[glenrobbo]

Isn't it rather disturbing that the quality of trivia dips sharply as we descend into the early hours.

We need a night crew to uphold the levels of mediocrity to which we have become entitled.

Nite nite sluggards, I'm off to bed!

[Bobberoo99]

Morning chaps
It's early, it's cold and I'm tired!!! That's not the best start to a day!!
And to top it all off I have the first part of having an overlay done to my troublesome cracked molar this afternoon!!

[StuntmanMike]

Morning Trivialites.

Still trouble with your tooth bobbers?

You definitely have my sympathy, hope it’s sorted later.

[Magooagain]

Hello good morning.
More mixing of that concrete stuff this morning.
I feel weary.