Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[StuntmanMike]

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

[Bobberoo99]

StuntmanMike said:

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

Eeeuuuuuggghh!!!

[Scrump]

StuntmanMike said:

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

[Timmy47]

StuntmanMike said:

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

Is a Quiche classed an egg tart, or a topless pie?

Edited by Timmy47 on Thursday 4th March 13:59

[Scrump]

A Quiche is a French tart.

[Timmy47]

Scrump said:

A Quiche is a French tart.

I tried eating one of those once, kept getting hairs in my teeth. I would've complained to the waitress but she was busy.

[glenrobbo]

Timmy47 said:

StuntmanMike said:

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

Is a Quiche classed an egg tart, or a topless pie?

Edited by Timmy47 on Thursday 4th March 13:59

Yes.

No!


Wait a minute...


Aha! I think you'll find it's a topless tart, Timmy.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo99 said:

StuntmanMike said:

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

Eeeuuuuuggghh!!!

It wasn't that bad, Bobbers!



A bit sticky, but I dunno if it was enough for four. Even with all the custard! NOM!

[Timmy47]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo99 said:

StuntmanMike said:

Scrump said:

I don’t think I have ever been to Bakewell.
Glenners, How long until you are finished with that tart?

Finishing over that tart??

Well birth control and all that.....

Eeeuuuuuggghh!!!

It wasn't that bad, Bobbers!



A bit sticky, but I dunno if it was enough for four. Even with all the custard! NOM!

Point of order that's not a tart, it's not even a pie, it's a pudding. It's clearly labelled as such.

[DickyC]

Serving Suggestion: Put On Plate, Eat With Spoon

[Bobberoo99]

As serving suggestions go it's succinct and to the point!!
We tried that bakewell tart/pudding/thing it was quite nice, we didn't have custard or creamofsomeyoungguy either!!!

Right then time for a kip!!!

[Bomma R1]

All this talk of Bakewell tart has reminded me of an incident at CFC some time ago. One of the chaps brought a couple of home made Bakewells into work and was in the process of sharing a few slices with a few of us.
Futtette's boss often has a loaf of bread handy as he likes a bit of toast for his morning break. Anyhow, upon getting his piece of Bakewell he then took a slice of bread, popped the tart on it, folded it and ate it.

Yes chaps, the Bakewell Tart Sandwich. The man's a bloody animal. And some folk have reservations about fish finger sandwiches?

You haven't seen the bloody half of it...

[glenrobbo]

Timmy47 said:

Point of order that's not a tart, it's not even a pie, it's a pudding. It's clearly labelled as such.

It only takes a jiffy to get a tart in the pudding club, Timmy.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Serving Suggestion: Put On Plate, Eat With Spoon

You forgot "Drizzle a tiny bit of custard onto the worktop".

[glenrobbo]

Or some kind of dribbly stuff.

[glenrobbo]

Talking of which, here is a weather update from oop norf.

It's raining.

Still, the waterlogged ground needs it, I suppose.

I have just made a cup of coffee. Nothing fancy, just instant Colombian.
Do I need to wear a scruffy mackintosh and appear to be a bumbling inconsequential idiot?

The second part is easy, but I don't have a scruffy mackintosh.

[pequod]

Pontefract cake! You can keep yer Backwheel tarts as they won't do the same job as the black circles.

The mental Cocker is back to normal, thanks to modern pharma wizardry.

Did I mention Pomfrets?

[Bobberoo99]

No old chap, I don't believe you did!! Glad to hear that your pooch is back to mental again, is it possible to have a picture and a name for him/her? We're all rather fond of dogs in this here place!!!

IONSTN I've just been informed that M&S are to close all their banks and bank accounts!!!
Well that's just fking brilliant, not!!!!

[StuntmanMike]

Rubbish about the bank bobbers, a real hassle.

Good about the Cocker though, top stuff he’s back to health.

Unlike Glenners who represents the night on here, I’m being wholesome and watching Harry’s Farm.

Because Harry is awesome.

[slopes]

I missed Bobbers being banned?? 'ger i'd have had great fun with that

In all my years i've only ever been banned from one website and that was for telling the truth on a Terry Pratchett fan site.