Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[glenrobbo]

Dinner is a reconstructed chow mein chilli bolognese with fuasilli pasta and cheese on top with buttered garlic flatbread.

Straight to the heart of the Nomness!

[slopes]

Bomma R1 said:

glenrobbo said:

Has he still got Schofield's hand up his arse?

More than likely. Strange business all that, never crossed my mind that he batted for the other team.

He'd been on Futtette's "Gaydar" for some time though, long before I even knew her apparently.

"Yer, I'd had him down as a chutney ferret for a futtin long time Bom"

Chutney ferret is a perfectly acceptable description

[Bomma R1]

Roger?

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

"A self confessed player of the pink oboe... A man, or woman, who by his or her own admission, chews pillows"



Courtesy of the late, great Peter Cook; "The Jeremy Thrope Trial".

Possibly the greatest satirist since Aristophanes?

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

Roger?

Not that, number one.

The Rt Hon Lord Roger D'Frasche is MIA and I suspect being held in the scrungeon?

His Mater and Pater request his release soonest...

[Bobberoo99]

pequod said:

Admit it glenners, you've been on the OSH since breakfast?

Frankly, I'm shocked, since you received a flagon of Spring Thunder on Tuesday according to Arthur's records and the repeat order is already in process!

Do you need the AA?

ION, can bobbers please send His Lordship Roger D'Frasche, the Whipping Boy, back as his pass was only for 24 hours and he has other duties?

Thank you.

Ah, yes, well you see it's like this, I may have chained him up in the corner of the Scrungeon and then completely forgot about him!!!!
My bad!!! Is there any way we could negotiate a weekend pass for the little blighter?!? We could take our time and find out just how much he likes whipped cream!!!

Beer number two thank you!!!

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Roger?

Yes, Roger.
His Lordship Roger D'Frasche, the Whipping Boy that Bobbers borrowed.
Pequod wants him back, he's been neglecting his duties.

[Bobberoo99]

glenrobbo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Roger?

Yes, Roger.
His Lordship Roger D'Frasche, the Whipping Boy that Bobbers borrowed.
Pequod wants him back, he's been neglecting his duties. chained up in theScrungeon cos I forgot about him!!!

Edited for accuracy!!!

[pequod]

Bobberoo99 said:

Ah, yes, well you see it's like this, I may have chained him up in the corner of the Scrungeon and then completely forgot about him!!!!
My bad!!! Is there any way we could negotiate a weekend pass for the little blighter?!? We could take our time and find out just how much he likes whipped cream!!!

Beer number two thank you!!!

Wish I could oblige, old boy, but His Lordship has other duties to perform this w/e but I'm sure we could negotiate another period of whipping and creaming at a later date.

BTW, Doom in a tin? Is it Moorish?

[glenrobbo]

By golly and gosh!

This chilli I chopped and added to the dish during the reheat phase is pretty hot for a frozen addition!
I'd better open another OSH...

[Bobberoo99]

It is indeed pequod, I have a couple more tins and a couple of different bottles to tide me through until I assault the whisky!!

Oh dear, well in that case I shall venture down into the Scrungeon and release him, a lucky reprieve if you ask me, although it has whet my appetite for his return!!!!

[pequod]

glenrobbo said:

By golly and gosh!

This chilli I chopped and added to the dish during the reheat phase is pretty hot for a frozen addition!
I'd better open another OSH...

Thoroughly recommend this for afters...

https://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/great-movie-the...

[Bomma R1]

pequod said:

Bomma R1 said:

"A self confessed player of the pink oboe... A man, or woman, who by his or her own admission, chews pillows"



Courtesy of the late, great Peter Cook; "The Jeremy Thrope Trial".

Possibly the greatest satirist since Aristophanes?

I would say so old boy, without a doubt. Man was comic genius.

"I have nothing against your right leg, unfortunately neither have you............Unidexter"

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Possibly the greatest satirist since Aristophanes?

'Arry who?

/ 'Arry Stottle was a bugger for the bottle...

[slopes]

I've been here for how long??
* counts up*
Fut me!!
So that means i've made....*counts up posts*.....hang on a second....*takes shoes and socks off and tries again*...fut me, that many posts a year.
That means i've made.....*gets out an abacus*.....Fut me!!! how many posts a day??


I need to get out more

[glenrobbo]

Moving on now to my final OSH...

[StuntmanMike]

Evening Trivialites.

Just been watching a cracking film on Apple TV.

Justin Timberlake starred, and he was really good TBF.

All is quiet here, been out on the bike tonight and am noticeably better.

Going from Coalport to Bridgnorth tomorrow, that’s ten mile round trip with a mate, it is all on a disused railway though so all flat.

[Bobberoo99]

Well that's His Lordship Roger D'Frasche released, I've undone his shackles, removed his ball gag, unlocked his chastity belt, unbolted his thumb screws and offered him his clothes back, but he seems strangely attached to the latex suit and gimp mask, so I've popped him in a taxi and sent him back to you pequod old chap!!!

[pequod]

Many thanks bobbers, we'll pop him into quarantine for the w/e at P Hall after which, he can resume his seat in the upper chamber.

[Bobberoo99]

Excellent, you may want to jetwash him off first............