A bit council (Vol 5)

[Jules Sunley]

From Facebook....oh dear

[southendpier]

SLK55AMG said:

Swearing in public?

had a good swearing in public last night. 7 a side (council) over at Goals football (council) Dad (playing) had brought his very young kids along who were bored are started kicking a ball about on the sideline - every now and then it rolled onto the pitch annoying the Dad.

Dad eventually lost it and shouted:

"Oi! Joey-Blu (or whatever the name was) if that farkin ball come on ere agin ahm gonna smash your farkin teef art"

[vaud]

southendpier said:

"Oi! Joey-Blu"

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

vaud said:

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

I bet she knew it was what you lose after your first shag.

[SLK55AMG]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

vaud said:

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

I bet she knew it was what you lose after your first shag.

Have we covered local Facebook groups yet, asking for things for free or “watch out there is someone knocking on doors with a leaflet” very council

[Bluedot]

SLK55AMG said:

Have we covered local Facebook groups yet, asking for things for free or “watch out there is someone knocking on doors with a leaflet” very council

Dedicated Thread for that
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

[SLK55AMG]

Bluedot said:

SLK55AMG said:

Have we covered local Facebook groups yet, asking for things for free or “watch out there is someone knocking on doors with a leaflet” very council

Dedicated Thread for that
https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

Ah ok thanks

[vaud]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

vaud said:

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

I bet she knew it was what you lose after your first shag.

Seriously, she had to write her daughters name, including the hyphen and point at it, asking what it was called.

[Lotusgone]

vaud said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

vaud said:

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

I bet she knew it was what you lose after your first shag.

Seriously, she had to write her daughters name, including the hyphen and point at it, asking what it was called.

One child at the school where Mrs L used to work was called Beck's, after the beer. There's a fair chance the parents wouldn't have known what an apostrophe was either. Apart from it randomly decorating their tweets.

Naming your child after a beer - say it with me...

[vaud]

Lotusgone said:

One child at the school where Mrs L used to work was called Beck's, after the beer. There's a fair chance the parents wouldn't have known what an apostrophe was either. Apart from it randomly decorating their tweets.

Naming your child after a beer - say it with me...

Could have been worse, there is a beer in the US called Allagash.

They could combine it with another brand to form Allagash Busch.

Edited by vaud on Tuesday 18th October 13:43

[psi310398]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

I bet she knew it was what you lose after your first shag.

On a technical point,and purely in the interests of education, surely it is actually at, or very near, the commencement of the first shag?

Pistonheads, home of pedantry .

[Mandat]

vaud said:

One of the parent in my daughters year gave her daughter a hyphenated name, but didn't know what a hyphen was.

Her name wasn't Le-a, was it?

Short for Ledasha.

[Dark85]

Lotusgone said:

One child at the school where Mrs L used to work was called Beck's, after the beer. There's a fair chance the parents wouldn't have known what an apostrophe was either. Apart from it randomly decorating their tweets.

Naming your child after a beer - say it with me...

Surely named after David Beckham, not the beer?

Although, that might actually make it more council now I think about it.

[vaud]

Mandat said:

Her name wasn't Le-a, was it?

Short for Ledasha.

Nope - it's a compound of 2 chavvy names - I won't name her here as it's not fair to.

[DodgyGeezer]

Lotusgone said:

One child at the school where Mrs L used to work was called Beck's, after the beer. There's a fair chance the parents wouldn't have known what an apostrophe was either. Apart from it randomly decorating their tweets.

Naming your child after a beer - say it with me...

What about Shardonay and the like... whine

[kowalski655]

DodgyGeezer said:

What about Shardonay and the like... whine

Paul McCartney must be council calling his kid Stella

[SLK55AMG]

DodgyGeezer said:

What about Shardonay and the like... whine

Unless I’ve missed a parrot then it’s spelt with a C and not an S

Not knowing how to spell wines =Council

[Richard-390a0]

SLK55AMG said:

DodgyGeezer said:

What about Shardonay and the like... whine

Unless I’ve missed a parrot then it’s spelt with a C and not an S

Not knowing how to spell wines =Council

U no nuffin'!! spellin' it Shardonny makes it uneek innit!!!

Edited by Richard-390a0 on Tuesday 18th October 16:28

[SLK55AMG]

Richard-390a0 said:

SLK55AMG said:

DodgyGeezer said:

What about Shardonay and the like... whine

Unless I’ve missed a parrot then it’s spelt with a C and not an S

Not knowing how to spell wines =Council

U no nuffin' spellin' it Shardonny makes it uniq innit!!!

Dat rite blud, wikid innit cuz, she got bithcin tag fam.

Or

That’s correct, she has a lovely name.

56 year old guy pretending he knows all the street slang = council

Edited by SLK55AMG on Tuesday 18th October 16:35

[Writhing]

That made me laugh out loud.


Laughing = council.


p.s. I’m 59.


Being 59 = council.