A bit council (Vol 5)

[pocketspring]

smithyithy said:

Can only assume it's fake cash and they're implying it can be used to trick self service tills and betting machines?

Pretty bloody ballsy to just advertised it like that though...

Looks more paper than polymer to me.

[jimmytheone]

Microwaveable burgers - council

[SteveStrange]

pocketspring said:

smithyithy said:

Can only assume it's fake cash and they're implying it can be used to trick self service tills and betting machines?

Pretty bloody ballsy to just advertised it like that though...

Looks more paper than polymer to me.

Can't be hooky, not from Liverpool, no way. Not having it.

[DodgyGeezer]

SteveStrange said:

pocketspring said:

smithyithy said:

Can only assume it's fake cash and they're implying it can be used to trick self service tills and betting machines?

Pretty bloody ballsy to just advertised it like that though...

Looks more paper than polymer to me.

Can't be hooky, not from Liverpool, no way. Not having it.

was going to say much the same - Liverpool? Council

[blue_haddock]

ChemicalChaos said:

What in the juddering fk is going on here? Obviously a scam but I can't see how

Would it be ironic if you paid for the fake notes with fake notes.....

[Red9zero]

jimmytheone said:

Microwaveable burgers - council

Very. But I do like one occasionally.

[southendpier]

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

[pocketspring]

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

[jimmytheone]

Red9zero said:

jimmytheone said:

Microwaveable burgers - council

Very. But I do like one occasionally.

I must admit i've never had one, BK yes, McDs yes....

Can you buy rustlers in individual portions? I am intrigued.

[pocketspring]

jimmytheone said:

I must admit i've never had one, BK yes, McDs yes....

Can you buy rustlers in individual portions? I am intrigued.

For the love of God, please don't do it. The thing trying to look like a burger is vile and the buns are soggy when cooked.

[matchmaker]

pocketspring said:

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

Or the one I noticed - sitting on a wheelchair, puffing on a ciggy with the oxygen mask pushed to one side

[Ganglandboss]

matchmaker said:

pocketspring said:

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

Or the one I noticed - sitting on a wheelchair, puffing on a ciggy with the oxygen mask pushed to one side

A few years ago, I was working at New Cross Hospital in Wolverhampton, doing condition surveys of the buildings. When my colleague and I were walking to the café we were using as base-camp, we decided who was paying for the brews by guessing the number of expectant mums we would see stood outside the maternity unit having a fag.

[DodgyGeezer]

pocketspring said:

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

TBF my wife's late father was being treated for cancer - once he was told it was terminal he started smoking again, as far as he was concerned it was something he enjoyed and as he didn't have long left what difference was a week or 2 of extra misery going to make

[Big Rod]

Ganglandboss said:

matchmaker said:

pocketspring said:

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

Or the one I noticed - sitting on a wheelchair, puffing on a ciggy with the oxygen mask pushed to one side

A few years ago, I was working at New Cross Hospital in Wolverhampton, doing condition surveys of the buildings. When my colleague and I were walking to the café we were using as base-camp, we decided who was paying for the brews by guessing the number of expectant mums we would see stood outside the maternity unit having a fag.

Stuck in my throat, (literally and figuratively), that my Son's first experience of the great outdoors was a face full of second hand smoke as we left the maternity hospital. s!

[RayDonovan]

Big Rod said:

Ganglandboss said:

matchmaker said:

pocketspring said:

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Ah yes, especially the ones on chemo, still puffing away outside.

Or the one I noticed - sitting on a wheelchair, puffing on a ciggy with the oxygen mask pushed to one side

A few years ago, I was working at New Cross Hospital in Wolverhampton, doing condition surveys of the buildings. When my colleague and I were walking to the café we were using as base-camp, we decided who was paying for the brews by guessing the number of expectant mums we would see stood outside the maternity unit having a fag.

Stuck in my throat, (literally and figuratively), that my Son's first experience of the great outdoors was a face full of second hand smoke as we left the maternity hospital. s!

Awful. Linked to this very annoyance is people who hang around the entrances to normal buildings and smoke (service stations, shops etc). fk off and go somewhere else.

[CanAm]

RayDonovan said:

Awful. Linked to this very annoyance is people who hang around the entrances to normal buildings and smoke (service stations, shops etc). fk off and go somewhere else.

I used to pass an office in Leadenhall St London, which had a sign outside ordering employees not to smoke outside their building; so the smokers would congregate on the steps of the church on the other side of the street.

[46and2]

southendpier said:

Accident and Emergency.

Full of council.

From the idiots who have to smoke by the automatic doors, so that the doors constantly open to let the cold air and fag smoke blow in, to the meth we fighting police.. i could go on.

Royal Victoria Hospital Belfast

Wee smicks beating eachother over drug deals outside the entrance in the latest video I saw.

[LankyFreak]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/dad-claims-h...

boy at work sent me this.

Enjoy!

[Spice_Weasel]

CanAm said:

RayDonovan said:

Awful. Linked to this very annoyance is people who hang around the entrances to normal buildings and smoke (service stations, shops etc). fk off and go somewhere else.

I used to pass an office in Leadenhall St London, which had a sign outside ordering employees not to smoke outside their building; so the smokers would congregate on the steps of the church on the other side of the street.

Snoutcasts

[pocketspring]

LankyFreak said:

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/money/other/dad-claims-h...

boy at work sent me this.

Enjoy!

The milk will last longer than the kettle!