A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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illmonkey

18,216 posts

199 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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finlo said:
Cmax?
That's talent right there

PSRG

662 posts

127 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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lowdrag said:
I am sure that KFC is council. I always understood it stood for Kan't F***ing Cook.
My nephews, who are 5 and 9, told me it stands for Kids Fattening Centre laugh

Pieman68

4,264 posts

235 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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PSRG said:
lowdrag said:
I am sure that KFC is council. I always understood it stood for Kan't F***ing Cook.
My nephews, who are 5 and 9, told me it stands for Kids Fattening Centre laugh
I've always called it Kan't Find Chicken

generationx

6,794 posts

106 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Pieman68 said:
PSRG said:
lowdrag said:
I am sure that KFC is council. I always understood it stood for Kan't F***ing Cook.
My nephews, who are 5 and 9, told me it stands for Kids Fattening Centre laugh
I've always called it Kan't Find Chicken
I’ve always liked “Unlucky Fried Kitten”

Saleen836

11,127 posts

210 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Has Usain Bolt joined the council ranks?
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/world/usain-bolt-r...

Tre Zero

440 posts

41 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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That top will get the Mrs Bolt thrown out of a 'Spoons ....biggrin

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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He does like his KFC.

NewBod

368 posts

37 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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When driving this morning I noticed a school girl sat at the side of the road waiting for a bus. She had her right arm up with her jacket on, shielding her face and body.

Ah, I thought, she must be trying to stop the wind from blowing on her face. How wrong I was.

She was shielding her face to stop the wind interfering with lighting her fag. rofl

NewBod

368 posts

37 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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HTP99 said:
CardinalBlue said:
What is "farthest day"?
When the moon is at aphelion.

Stick Legs

4,952 posts

166 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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CardinalBlue said:
Shameless compo attempt IMHO.
The connection of the phone & TV being smashed as a direct result of the card error sounds too suspect.

My wife has been angry at me before, but usually speaks to me first, or waits until I come home to ask rather than smashing things up.
Also, as they are married is it not also her TV? Or are they council enough to have one each side by side?
In addition why is his phone not with him, instead of conveniently lying around waiting to be smashed?


I'm over thinking this aren't I.

Export56

553 posts

89 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Darren, Kerry, both council names
Cheating on both sides? What a great relationship

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

50 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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Tre Zero said:
That top will get the Mrs Bolt thrown out of a 'Spoons ....biggrin
That's where she keeps the 'twins' hehe

Captain Smerc

3,026 posts

117 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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NewBod said:
When the moon is at aphelion.
hehehehe

MattsCar

988 posts

106 months

Monday 21st June 2021
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E-scooters.

There was a post on Facebook today....multiple chavs defending the right to use them on the pavements because mobility scooters are allowed.

The sensible argument that mobility scooters do not do 30 mph were shot down by most, including a lady that claimed her daughter should be entitled to use hers as it is, in essence, a form of mobility transport as she gets bad feet. Whatever that means.

beambeam1

1,043 posts

44 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Stick Legs said:
CardinalBlue said:
Shameless compo attempt IMHO.
The connection of the phone & TV being smashed as a direct result of the card error sounds too suspect.

My wife has been angry at me before, but usually speaks to me first, or waits until I come home to ask rather than smashing things up.
Also, as they are married is it not also her TV? Or are they council enough to have one each side by side?
In addition why is his phone not with him, instead of conveniently lying around waiting to be smashed?


I'm over thinking this aren't I.
Not at all, I'm with you on this.



CubanPete

3,630 posts

189 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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paulguitar said:
CubanPete said:
My guess is we'll never here from them (again).
Misspelling, council.
Internet grammar police. Council.
Lack of knowledge of psychology of how the brain translates thought to language to the written word. Council.

CharlesdeGaulle

26,319 posts

181 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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CubanPete said:
paulguitar said:
CubanPete said:
My guess is we'll never here from them (again).
Misspelling, council.
Internet grammar police. Council.
Lack of knowledge of psychology of how the brain translates thought to language to the written word. Council.
Excuses. Council.

paulguitar

23,582 posts

114 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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CubanPete said:
Internet grammar police. Council.
Lack of knowledge of psychology of how the brain translates thought to language to the written word. Council.
Stop digging!


Swampy1982

3,307 posts

112 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Making a wall out of pennies ignoring how difficult it will be to keep clean

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/04/2...

KAgantua

3,890 posts

132 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Swampy1982 said:
Making a wall out of pennies ignoring how difficult it will be to keep clean

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/04/2...
They did something quite unusual and worked hard to do it, not sure how thats council?
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