A bit council (Vol 5)
Discussion
Triumph Man said:
The cynic in me would say that the outcome to this, and many similar stories, would be different if the lady in question considered the delivery driver to be hot.
Always.I've had women telling me in the workplace how so and so is a creep but then not minding at all when I have paid a risqué compliment.
It's often a "how dare he think I am at his level" when some fat and/or badly dressed bloke dares show an interest, as the girl feels insulted.
Edited by hyphen on Thursday 24th June 10:33
hyphen said:
Triumph Man said:
The cynic in me would say that the outcome to this, and many similar stories, would be different if the lady in question considered the delivery driver to be hot.
Always.I've had women telling me in the workplace how so and so is a creep but then not minding at all when I have paid a risqué compliment.
It's often a "how dare he think I am at his level" when some fat and/or badly dressed bloke dares show an interest, as the girl feels insulted.
Edited by hyphen on Thursday 24th June 10:33
LeadFarmer said:
shih tzu faced said:
He probably got the idea off pizza delivery guy who used to do specialist videos for older boys & girls. Pizza delivery turns up, milf at home, hubby away, she doesn’t have enough money and a romantic liaison occurs. Something like that. So they reckon anyway.
Wouldn't the pizza go cold? Or did she eat it before they made love? These details are important.
PS has your friend got any updates on the antics of our buxom friends who got kicked out of Wetherspoon's?
I'm interested because I care.
shih tzu faced said:
flashbang said:
I’d say it’s more council selling a totally earth shattering story like this to the press (attractive girl gets chatted up wow!!) than the delivery driver trying it on with her.He probably got the idea off pizza delivery guy who used to do specialist videos for older boys & girls. Pizza delivery turns up, milf at home, hubby away, she doesn’t have enough money and a romantic liaison occurs. Something like that. So they reckon anyway.
g3org3y said:
shih tzu faced said:
flashbang said:
I’d say it’s more council selling a totally earth shattering story like this to the press (attractive girl gets chatted up wow!!) than the delivery driver trying it on with her.He probably got the idea off pizza delivery guy who used to do specialist videos for older boys & girls. Pizza delivery turns up, milf at home, hubby away, she doesn’t have enough money and a romantic liaison occurs. Something like that. So they reckon anyway.
hyphen said:
Saleen836 said:
Not being a user of the apps,where would the delivery guy have got her number from to call her?
On the app/any paperwork from the restaurant. As if they can't find the address/have an issue they contact you.[b]“The driver was messaging me on the Uber Eats app, telling me he was on his way and then that he had arrived.
“They don’t normally message unless they can’t find your house.[/b]
Dagnir said:
p4cks said:
Puns are not humour
Proper, multi-layered, subtle puns require a sharpened wit but are very scare indeed in these parts.Regular puns (as per PH) are the total antithesis of wit. It's effectively like saying "durrr word sound same"
Export56 said:
Uber eats is so council, I am not surprised, whoever wants tepid, greasy food delivered is beyond me.
Either lazy people with more money than sense or people too stupid to realise it ends up costing loads more. Also going direct, many restaurants will give a discount.Certainly Uber for things like KFC/maccys etc is very council. Either you are rediculously lazy - which is council, or you are too thick to realise you are getting fleeced - Council, or you are too poor to have a car and pick it up AND also too thick to realise you are being fleeced - uber council, to coin a phrase.
Eating junk fast food can, in some circles, be considered council in its own right. Getting same said trash delivered even more so.
If i gave a s
t, I would almost weep every time I drove past a Maccys to see the row of illegally parked uber/just eat drivers who have dumped cars anywhere. Is it really the society we want to live in where people are too lazy to even go and get the fast food junk that is making them morbidly obese. I am sure will say its "convenience" and "demand" but when the side effect is a country full of fat people who are going to die early but be a burden on society while their health declines - is it really a good thing and something we should encourage or allow? I guess you could argue we need to reduce the old age population due to the pensions burden - guess making everyone die young of a heart attack or diabetes is one method!!
Psycho Warren said:
If i gave a st, I would almost weep every time I drove past a Maccys to see the row of illegally parked uber/just eat drivers who have dumped cars anywhere. Is it really the society we want to live in where people are too lazy to even go and get the fast food junk that is making them morbidly obese.
McDonald's is one of the cheapest places to order from, and one of the fastest places to order from. Delivery is also often completely free. Hence they outcompete the normal takeaway.t, I would almost weep every time I drove past a Maccys to see the row of illegally parked uber/just eat drivers who have dumped cars anywhere. Is it really the society we want to live in where people are too lazy to even go and get the fast food junk that is making them morbidly obese. Demand will ofcourse subside and probably has reduced once eating in was allowed again.
The reason you see so many delivery guys outside is due to a taxi rank system, they are not there for an order. They are there knowing they will get an order, have it delivered in 5 mins (as so many McDonald's so customer will be ordering from nearest and so a few streets away) and then be back for another.
Whereas a normal takeaway could be a delivery to another town.
Edited by hyphen on Friday 25th June 17:22
Psycho Warren said:
Export56 said:
Uber eats is so council, I am not surprised, whoever wants tepid, greasy food delivered is beyond me.
Either lazy people with more money than sense or people too stupid to realise it ends up costing loads more. Also going direct, many restaurants will give a discount.Certainly Uber for things like KFC/maccys etc is very council. Either you are rediculously lazy - which is council, or you are too thick to realise you are getting fleeced - Council, or you are too poor to have a car and pick it up AND also too thick to realise you are being fleeced - uber council, to coin a phrase.
Eating junk fast food can, in some circles, be considered council in its own right. Getting same said trash delivered even more so.
If i gave a s
t, I would almost weep every time I drove past a Maccys to see the row of illegally parked uber/just eat drivers who have dumped cars anywhere. Is it really the society we want to live in where people are too lazy to even go and get the fast food junk that is making them morbidly obese. I am sure will say its "convenience" and "demand" but when the side effect is a country full of fat people who are going to die early but be a burden on society while their health declines - is it really a good thing and something we should encourage or allow? I guess you could argue we need to reduce the old age population due to the pensions burden - guess making everyone die young of a heart attack or diabetes is one method!!
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