A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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eldar

21,802 posts

197 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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hyphen said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9303737/S...


"South African woman whips off her THONG and uses it as a make-shift mask after being warned about having no face covering by supermarket staff"
Not to be sniffed at, that attitude.

Barchettaman

6,321 posts

133 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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eldar said:
Credit for correct use of apostrophe.

Pity they've ruined a 17th C globe, worth at least £3k by stickling glitter all over Nyasaland.
‘MAKING SPIRTS BRIGHT’

Nearly.

classicaholic

1,729 posts

71 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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hyphen said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9303737/S...


"South African woman whips off her THONG and uses it as a make-shift mask after being warned about having no face covering by supermarket staff"
Something smells fishy there!

BawlBag

208 posts

41 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Probably mentioned before but Leggings

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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hyphen said:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9303737/S...


"South African woman whips off her THONG and uses it as a make-shift mask after being warned about having no face covering by supermarket staff"
She was probably feeling a bit randy.

kowalski655

14,656 posts

144 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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austinsmirk said:
Pee,poo and pump story
Was the interview to evict him? Bet the neighbors hoped so!
Years ago we had to evict a crazy lady from a house where a guy let her live in exchange for the occasional blowie. When he died,kids wanted her out but she stayed for ages. Place was knee deep in cat poo, fur,and food.
Funniest thing was on the day of the court hearing, our PI had pics of the bombsite the house was, daughter says "Oh no, it's much worse now!"
PI says "I took these this morning"smile

On the subject of found pawn, one day as a student I came to work with my mum to help her out, arrive in car park to find a 3 foot high pile of the Swedish hard stuff just dumped there!
We took some home for mums bf's mate who was literally a sad lonely wker

DavieW

754 posts

109 months

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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A council/ housing association once had to pay a bloke out for tipping his massive pawn collection

Eg thousands of magazines!

hairy v

1,205 posts

145 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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DRFC1879 said:
I once accidentally ripped the best lingerie page out of my mum's Great Universal catalogue whilst undertaking some nocturnal self abuse. I tried to slot it back in to the spine of the catalogue so it wasn't protruding from the edge. Obviously it fell out next time my mum picked up said catalogue. I should've just screwed it up and binned it, she'd never have noticed.
rofl


nicanary

9,806 posts

147 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Dog Star said:
yanyan said:
flashbang said:
DRFC1879 said:
I feel a bit sorry for teenagers these days. Sure, they've got access to a cornucopia of filth at the touch of a button but they'll never experience that frisson of excitement that could only come from sneaking a new jazz mag up to your bedroom and leafing through it one-handed.

Christ, when I was a lad I'd settle for a copy of the Daily Star to shoot my muck onto Page 3.
Pffft, amateur. It was all about the Kays catalogue lingerie section... laugh
I was a Grattan Catalogue man myself... those girdle photos; mmmmmm!
Miss Mary of Sweden were the girdles.

Ahem. Mrs DS has been know to indulge me with these getmecoat
IMHO Freemans were the best for adventurous stuff. IIRC the Winter catalogue had interesting stuff for husbands to buy their wives/mistresses like baby dolls, diaphen diaphon....see through nighties as well as basques and sussies. Aaahh - happy days. The internet has kids spoiled today and that;s a fact.

Peter911

484 posts

158 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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austinsmirk said:
A council/ housing association once had to pay a bloke out for tipping his massive pawn collection

Eg thousands of magazines!
was he a keen chess plater?

eldar

21,802 posts

197 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Peter911 said:
was he a keen chess plater?
Better check.

RMDB9

1,711 posts

49 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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eldar said:
Peter911 said:
was he a keen chess plater?
Better check.
the joke is getting a bit stale, mate.

Levin

2,030 posts

125 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Cold said:
I winced at the monstrosity that table was turned into. I would love one of those in a corner of the living room, especially if it was a true antique. This trend of 'upcycling' interesting furniture into something generic is all so tiresome.

Chester draws

1,412 posts

111 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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austinsmirk said:
A council/ housing association once had to pay a bloke out for tipping his massive pawn collection

Eg thousands of magazines!
RMDB9 said:
eldar said:
Peter911 said:
was he a keen chess plater?
Better check.
the joke is getting a bit stale, mate.
Obviously been bashing the bishop!

Tom Logan

3,228 posts

126 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Dog Star said:


I’m not going to lie: that’s fab. getmecoat
Holy st, you can almost hear the bluebottles buzzing around THAT>

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,252 posts

201 months

Friday 26th February 2021
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Cold said:
This upcycling enthusiast has been receiving artistic critique on social media today - and that's a shame because it says very clearly in the last picture that all they are doing is "Making Spirts Bright". Who wouldn't want that?







That is just tragically hideous. I bet she has 'Live, Laugh, Love' in big vinyl stuck on the wall above her bed.

BawlBag

208 posts

41 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Huge photographic portraits of their kids on every wall

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

117 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Chester draws said:
austinsmirk said:
A council/ housing association once had to pay a bloke out for tipping his massive pawn collection

Eg thousands of magazines!
RMDB9 said:
eldar said:
Peter911 said:
was he a keen chess plater?
Better check.
the joke is getting a bit stale, mate.
Obviously been bashing the bishop!
It must be my move now, I've been waiting all night.

austinsmirk

5,597 posts

124 months

Saturday 27th February 2021
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Tom Logan said:
Holy st, you can almost hear the bluebottles buzzing around THAT>
Humour me. I don’t know who she is. She’s had a minute of fame on the telly. She’s morbidly obese and looks horrific. A baby and pregnancy will ruin her further. Chances of sexy Dubai bikini Instagram shots are nil.

How do they derive an income ??? Live from the other half’s cash? “ photo” opportunities like this ?

Do you get so desperate you have to be shot putting yr bins out like that lady from a while back ?

I can’t imagine folk like this will get a job at Tesco like Geoffrey did from rainbow. Rip my childhood hero.
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