A bit council (Vol 5)

[23.7]

The Spruce Goose said:

steveo3002 said:

saw a chap riding his motorbike while smoking a cig..is that council?

needs to try harder.

Riding a cycle with a can of extra and a spliff is the way to go.

Have you tried smoking while riding? It burns down awfully quickly.

[Roofless Toothless]

shih tzu faced said:

steveo3002 said:

saw a chap riding his motorbike while smoking a cig..is that council?

Depends…

Are we talking Steve McQueen on a Triumph Bonneville, wearing Aviators and with a cigarette casually angled from the corner of his mouth?

Or a toothless sunken faced caner in camo gear doing wheelies on an unsilenced stolen motocrosser round the local estates?

[x5tuu]

Roofless Toothless said:

shih tzu faced said:

steveo3002 said:

saw a chap riding his motorbike while smoking a cig..is that council?

Depends…

Are we talking Steve McQueen on a Triumph Bonneville, wearing Aviators and with a cigarette casually angled from the corner of his mouth?

Or a toothless sunken faced caner in camo gear doing wheelies on an unsilenced stolen motocrosser round the local estates?

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

[Spare tyre]

The Spruce Goose said:

steveo3002 said:

saw a chap riding his motorbike while smoking a cig..is that council?

needs to try harder.

Riding a cycle with a can of extra and a spliff is the way to go.

Only if in a very low gear, no brakes, plastic bag over saddle and flat rear tyre

[46and2]

steveo3002 said:

saw a chap riding his motorbike while smoking a cig..is that council?

Dunno, I've seen our director doing this too, however, he isn't powerfully built.

[southendpier]

Pushing a shopping trolley anywhere that is not the grounds of a Supermarket.

[Cold]

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Motorbike = council. No exceptions. It's all there.

[x5tuu]

Cold said:

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Motorbike = council. No exceptions. It's all there.

Fair point ... not sure how I missed that!

[SlimJim16v]

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Cuban cigars?

[2Btoo]

SlimJim16v said:

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Cuban cigars?

When in Cuba, council AF.

[ntiz]

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Don’t go to Europe it might shock you

[LeadFarmer]

Marketplace advert photo for a leather jacket.

Stains on joggers, chaise longue dumped outside...

[oakdale]

LeadFarmer said:

Marketplace advert photo for a leather jacket.

Stains on joggers, chaise longue dumped outside...

And a hard council stare.

[g3org3y]

LeadFarmer said:

Marketplace advert photo for a leather jacket.

Stains on joggers, chaise longue dumped outside...

I assumed this was a still from the upcoming Matrix film.

[jdw100]

g3org3y said:

LeadFarmer said:

Marketplace advert photo for a leather jacket.

Stains on joggers, chaise longue dumped outside...

I assumed this was a still from the upcoming Matrix film.

That Neo has let himself go then.

In fact, that Matrix has let itself go then.

[yanyan]

jdw100 said:

g3org3y said:

LeadFarmer said:

Marketplace advert photo for a leather jacket.

Stains on joggers, chaise longue dumped outside...

I assumed this was a still from the upcoming Matrix film.

That Neo has let himself go then.

In fact, that Matrix has let itself go then.

I've been at a council funeral and the default item of clothing worn by all the mourners (male and female) was a leather jacket.

Try as I did, I couldn't detect any smell of leather.

[Jonmx]

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Oh, I think Audrey would disagree with you.

[J4CKO]

V8mate said:

Posing in a low-cut top to highlight the issues of stinky bins

https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/19589233.benfleet...

£60 to get the bins cleaned ?

Its funny as ours was very ripe the other day, they were pretty bad before but my wife got some Lobsters (how very Cheshire !) and put the remains in there in the height of summer.

So, once emptied I got some bleach, a broom and the hose and cleaned them out, cost about 50p for a bit of bleach.

Didn't go to the papers, didn't pay someone, I just cracked on and cleaned the bin out.

Now, appreciate she is pregnant but I cant see why between the residents they cant sort it out, wait for the bins to be emptied and get on with it ? Why is it someone elses problem ? Not sure why being a "Few weeks pregnant" or having children precludes doing anything ? Can understand if heavily pregnant, wear gloves and dont swallow bin juice, maybe get some help if its too heavy.



“I am urging Castle Point Council to take action to give us more bins, to do a deep clean and to hire cleaners who will do this on a regular basis"


More bins I an understand if there aren't enough but pay to clean them, do it yourselves you lazy, entitled tts.

[GCH]

Jonmx said:

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Oh, I think Audrey would disagree with you.

Unemployed, focused on finding a wealthy guy to marry, seeks expensive gifts, and chucks her cat out of a taxi into the rain. Plus, she is a hooker.
Pure council.


Smoking is so sexy, yeah

[anonymous-user]

GCH said:

Jonmx said:

x5tuu said:

Irrelevant, smoking = council. No exceptions. Along with vaping.

Oh, I think Audrey would disagree with you.

Focused on finding a wealthy guy to marry, seeks expensive gifts, and chucks her cat out of a taxi into the rain. Plus, she is a hooker.
Pure council.


Smoking is so sexy, yeah

Amazing comment!