A bit council (Vol 5)

[ShampooEfficient]

Its Just Adz said:

Just had a lovely pork chop. I've had a long day at work so didn't fancy prepping potatoes, so I had it with 4 birds eye waffles.

Council.

Amateur. I had Aldi potato waffles sandwiches in Warburtons white breadthe other day. With margarine. That's council.

[Spare tyre]

Gary29 said:

generationx said:

MYOB said:

MartG said:

jimPH said:

Plymo said:

shih tzu faced said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Given the jacket there I can only assume that the owner is a clown

Looks like being a slightly unnerving combination of wacky / zany yet highly organised.

He's got to be a psychopath, or some sort of cannibalistic cult leader...

Either that or Mr Tumble.

Or Milton Jones

Nah, it has to be Magnum, PI.

Or Colin Hunt

Or JayEmm

Definitely something off about Mr. Tumble, my daughter loves his shows, so I've watched a good few of them now, he's even creepier as himself (Justin).

Are you a Robert the robot kinda guy then?

[Triumph Man]

shih tzu faced said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Given the jacket there I can only assume that the owner is a clown

Looks like being a slightly unnerving combination of wacky / zany yet highly organised.

Looks like Colin Hunt's house, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was a serial killer.

[jdw100]

Triumph Man said:

shih tzu faced said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Given the jacket there I can only assume that the owner is a clown

Looks like being a slightly unnerving combination of wacky / zany yet highly organised.

Looks like Colin Hunt's house, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was a serial killer.

I see Chemical Chaos has redecorated since his pad got some abuse further back in this thread.

[generationx]

jdw100 said:

Triumph Man said:

shih tzu faced said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Given the jacket there I can only assume that the owner is a clown

Looks like being a slightly unnerving combination of wacky / zany yet highly organised.

Looks like Colin Hunt's house, and I wouldn't be surprised if he was a serial killer.

I see Chemical Chaos has redecorated since his pad got some abuse further back in this thread.

[V8mate]

People who keep weird 'pets'.

Chargrilled monkey, anyone?

https://www.eadt.co.uk/news/colchester-marmoset-mo...

[Mr lestat]

dundarach said:

Have we had this yet

As Council as it gets!

Wonder where the profits on that are destined for. Another “new office”

[ArsE82]

V8mate said:

Mammasaid said:

Kellerman said:

Really gets my goat when people call diesel "derv" or lorries "wagons".

Just talk properly you plebs.

Not knowing the meaning of acronyms - council

https://www.oilfast.co.uk/commercial/what-is-derv/

And even the government refers to trucks as wagons on its website.

Referring to your estate car as a wagon just because it's German. Council.

Or just irritating.

[austinsmirk]

Mr lestat said:

dundarach said:

Have we had this yet

As Council as it gets!

Wonder where the profits on that are destined for. Another “new office”

Is that how his kids are paying for the extensions on their houses?

Bit like the BLM movement, buying multi million dollar houses. All mysteriously like …


I’ve a tnt who unbelievably has not been jailed for setting up a childrens cancer charity and pocketing £500 k.

Trust me, never chuck money ever to someone with a bucket and a tee shirt pretending to be from a charity.

I know they’ll be obvious exceptions but……

[Jules Sunley]

ShampooEfficient said:

Amateur. I had Aldi potato waffles sandwiches in Warburtons white breadthe other day. With margarine. That's council.

I didn't know margarine was still a thing, I thought it was for baking with only.

Not knowing about foodstuffs. Council.

[eldar]

ShampooEfficient said:

Amateur. I had Aldi potato waffles sandwiches in Warburtons white breadthe other day. With margarine. That's council.

Proper council would be adding in a packet of Asda value crisps for that real Michelin Star touch.

[Red9zero]

austinsmirk said:

Is that how his kids are paying for the extensions on their houses?

Bit like the BLM movement, buying multi million dollar houses. All mysteriously like …


I’ve a tnt who unbelievably has not been jailed for setting up a childrens cancer charity and pocketing £500 k.

Trust me, never chuck money ever to someone with a bucket and a tee shirt pretending to be from a charity.

I know they’ll be obvious exceptions but……

We some people in our village rattling buckets door to door recently. They had their lanyards and official looking letters, but it was obviously a scam. Sure enough, before long someone had posted the letter on the local Facebook page. Reading the small print it wasn't actually a homeless charity, it was a glorified pyramid scheme where you signed up and got some official buckets and lanyards and went collecting and selling the scheme to other mugs. Someone even worked out the company address and posted a picture of the house up. It would have been worthy of the council thread. Needless to say, they cleared off pretty soon after.

[generationx]

ArsE82 said:

V8mate said:

Mammasaid said:

Kellerman said:

Really gets my goat when people call diesel "derv" or lorries "wagons".

Just talk properly you plebs.

Not knowing the meaning of acronyms - council

https://www.oilfast.co.uk/commercial/what-is-derv/

And even the government refers to trucks as wagons on its website.

Referring to your estate car as a wagon just because it's German. Council.

Or just irritating.

Even though in Germany a "wagen" is a truck and an estate car is much more likely to be referred to as a "combi". But then you wouldn't want your Premium German Estate Car to be named after your household boiler...

[Byker28i]

Brummiebeau said:

Byker28i said:

jimPH said:

Mercedes F1 shirt = council

Even if they're the team shirts? (I have two), or is this another Hamilton dig?
Would you say the same about other F1 teams - lket say ohhhh maybe RedBull?

Sorry Byker.. just seen a RedBull hoodie here so they are now council forever

There was me happy to be given them when we did some work there recently...

[Byker28i]

ArsE82 said:

V8mate said:

Mammasaid said:

Kellerman said:

Really gets my goat when people call diesel "derv" or lorries "wagons".

Just talk properly you plebs.

Not knowing the meaning of acronyms - council

https://www.oilfast.co.uk/commercial/what-is-derv/

And even the government refers to trucks as wagons on its website.

Referring to your estate car as a wagon just because it's German. Council.

Or just irritating.

There was a thread recently where someone called their BMW a 'whip'.

[Honk]

Byker28i said:

ArsE82 said:

V8mate said:

Mammasaid said:

Kellerman said:

Really gets my goat when people call diesel "derv" or lorries "wagons".

Just talk properly you plebs.

Not knowing the meaning of acronyms - council

https://www.oilfast.co.uk/commercial/what-is-derv/

And even the government refers to trucks as wagons on its website.

Referring to your estate car as a wagon just because it's German. Council.

Or just irritating.

There was a thread recently where someone called their BMW a 'whip'.

They is chattin' st fam.

[KAgantua]

Spare tyre said:

Gary29 said:

generationx said:

MYOB said:

MartG said:

jimPH said:

Plymo said:

shih tzu faced said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Given the jacket there I can only assume that the owner is a clown

Looks like being a slightly unnerving combination of wacky / zany yet highly organised.

He's got to be a psychopath, or some sort of cannibalistic cult leader...

Either that or Mr Tumble.

Or Milton Jones

Nah, it has to be Magnum, PI.

Or Colin Hunt

Or JayEmm

Definitely something off about Mr. Tumble, my daughter loves his shows, so I've watched a good few of them now, he's even creepier as himself (Justin).

Are you a Robert the robot kinda guy then?

Timmy Malletts house?

[FatboyKim]

Stan the Bat said:

Have seen jeans and T shirts at funerals..

A step too far imho.

What, that's not normal? I've been to many a family funeral over the years where cousins turn up in such attire, or black tracksuits and black trainers (respectful innit). Two cousins have been murdered in the last 2 or 3 years (knives and gangs), one of which holds the title of 2021's first murder victim within the early hours of New Year's Day when his girlfriend stabbed him in a drunken episode. 6 kids in the house at the time as well from what I remember, and the rest of the tribe were outside the Crown Court with t-shirts made up reading '#Justice4[cousin's name]' alongside a charming picture of him. He'd not long got out of prison for armed robbery, and prior to that was doing bird for stabbing someone else, so quite sadly poetic that his life was ended in the same way.

Tip of the iceberg, and I could probably win this thread with some of the stories and things I've seen back in Dagenham

I moved away from Dagenham as soon as I possibly could, but something inside me still enjoys going back and seeing such people, and seeing the sights, sounds and smells of 'Nham

[Spare tyre]

Byker28i said:

ArsE82 said:

V8mate said:

Mammasaid said:

Kellerman said:

Really gets my goat when people call diesel "derv" or lorries "wagons".

Just talk properly you plebs.

Not knowing the meaning of acronyms - council

https://www.oilfast.co.uk/commercial/what-is-derv/

And even the government refers to trucks as wagons on its website.

Referring to your estate car as a wagon just because it's German. Council.

Or just irritating.

There was a thread recently where someone called their BMW a 'whip'.

I had a standard Jimny (with all terrain tyres) and got friendly with some fellas with more serious off roading kit on Salisbury plain. Nice guys, they’d let me tag along, I’d avoid the mad stuff, but have a good day out without the worry of getting stuck / broken down in a remote area

The only bit that I couldn’t stand any more was they would all refer to my tiny Jimny as a “truck”

How’s your truck, any mods planned for the truck, give the truck a good service after todays antics etc

[Mr E]

ShampooEfficient said:

Amateur. I had Aldi potato waffles sandwiches in Warburtons white breadthe other day. With margarine. That's council.

My work here is done.