A bit council (Vol 5)

[Jules Sunley]

T6 vanman said:

To the esteemed judges of Council... Is the below acceptable or not

Council and hideous. Full marks

[Tango13]

Returning to the councilness of boxes of broken biscuits for a moment. I recently made a replacement part for a friends slide hammer, he offered to pay £££ for the work but instead I got him to send me a couple of boxes of broken biscuits.

Broken...


Unbroken...


I'd say that boxes of broken biscuits aren't council.

[Sway]

My other half gets me the jaffa cake version.

A kilo box, if I'm careful, lasts me three days.

Lots of them are sandwiched, choc side to choc side. This is a bonus, not a cause for rejection in my eyes - but I'll take it!

[Tom _M]

[T6 vanman]

Jules Sunley said:

T6 vanman said:

To the esteemed judges of Council... Is the below acceptable or not

Council and hideous. Full marks

Sorry I can't take full marks,
This priceless item is curtesy of our Norse council cousins in Sweden

[shih tzu faced]

Tom _M said:

It feels like here must be a knackered Little Tikes plastic kiddies car (faded red with yellow roof) hidden in the photo somewhere but I just can’t see it. Like a council game of Where’s Wally.

[hidetheelephants]

Sway said:

My other half gets me the jaffa cake version.

A kilo box, if I'm careful, lasts me three days.

Lots of them are sandwiched, choc side to choc side. This is a bonus, not a cause for rejection in my eyes - but I'll take it!

You can buy boxes of defect jaffa cakes? For the purposes of research where is this?

[WindyCommon]

Two sons in the same chi-chi Surrey prep-school, in the same year. Different mothers.

Uber council. Also, as the councilistas would have it, mega-awks.

[anonymous-user]

hidetheelephants said:

Sway said:

My other half gets me the jaffa cake version.

A kilo box, if I'm careful, lasts me three days.

Lots of them are sandwiched, choc side to choc side. This is a bonus, not a cause for rejection in my eyes - but I'll take it!

You can buy boxes of defect jaffa cakes? For the purposes of research where is this?

I need this answer.

[cjs racing.]

OnTheBreadline said:

hidetheelephants said:

Sway said:

My other half gets me the jaffa cake version.

A kilo box, if I'm careful, lasts me three days.

Lots of them are sandwiched, choc side to choc side. This is a bonus, not a cause for rejection in my eyes - but I'll take it!

You can buy boxes of defect jaffa cakes? For the purposes of research where is this?

I need this answer.

1KG box of defect Jaffa cakes are £7 on Amazon.

[dundarach]

T6 vanman said:

Jules Sunley said:

T6 vanman said:

To the esteemed judges of Council... Is the below acceptable or not

Council and hideous. Full marks

Sorry I can't take full marks,
This priceless item is curtesy of our Norse council cousins in Sweden

Yes I noticed the plugs

Do they have 'carncil' abroad?

If so what defines say an American Council, a Spanish Council or a French Council?

And do they align?

[anonymous-user]

dundarach said:

Yes I noticed the plugs

Do they have 'carncil' abroad?

If so what defines say an American Council, a Spanish Council or a French Council?

And do they align?

Just for the tattoos? The guy is worth millions, and is utterly dedicated to his music/skill. I don't think he displays any council tenadancies at all. Apart from who he's married.

[dundarach]

OnTheBreadline said:

Just for the tattoos? The guy is worth millions, and is utterly dedicated to his music/skill. I don't think he displays any council tenadancies at all. Apart from who he's married.

I don't know who he is sorry.

I googled Kardashian and posted a random one.

I agree with you then!

Also 'being 'triggered' and raging online because someone posts a photo of a musician you like incorrectly - council?' Just kidding

[Southerner]

Tango13 said:

Returning to the councilness of boxes of broken biscuits for a moment. I recently made a replacement part for a friends slide hammer, he offered to pay for the work but instead I got him to send me a couple of boxes of broken biscuits.

Broken...


Unbroken...


I'd say that boxes of broken biscuits aren't council.

That, sir, is a superb specimen.

Inspired by this very thread, I told my kids about the wonders of broken biscuits; they were mesmerised. Having set the scene, I acquired a 1.3kg consignment from that most council of outlets, The Range. And they were sh*te. Barely anything of interest in there at all

Buying sh*te from council emporiums and then bieing disappointed when it's sh*te = council

[anonymous-user]

dundarach said:

OnTheBreadline said:

Just for the tattoos? The guy is worth millions, and is utterly dedicated to his music/skill. I don't think he displays any council tenadancies at all. Apart from who he's married.

I don't know who he is sorry.

I googled Kardashian and posted a random one.

I agree with you then!

Also 'being 'triggered' and raging online because someone posts a photo of a musician you like incorrectly - council?' Just kidding

Yeah probably

He's Travis Barker, drummer with Bink 182, touring drummer with Goldfinger and a few others. Excellent drummer, very softly spoken and chilled out. Comes across as a very nice guy.

[V8mate]

cjs racing. said:

OnTheBreadline said:

hidetheelephants said:

Sway said:

My other half gets me the jaffa cake version.

A kilo box, if I'm careful, lasts me three days.

Lots of them are sandwiched, choc side to choc side. This is a bonus, not a cause for rejection in my eyes - but I'll take it!

You can buy boxes of defect jaffa cakes? For the purposes of research where is this?

I need this answer.

1KG box of defect Jaffa cakes are 7 on Amazon.

Is that even worse value than full priced ones?

McVities JCs are way too sweet. Aldi, FTW!
A 24 box of theirs is less than a 12-pack of McVities and the marmalade has a lovely sharp tang

[ben5575]

Southerner said:

That, sir, is a superb specimen.

Inspired by this very thread, I told my kids about the wonders of broken biscuits; they were mesmerised. Having set the scene, I acquired a 1.3kg consignment from that most council of outlets, The Range. And they were sh*te. Barely anything of interest in there at all

Buying sh*te from council emporiums and then bieing disappointed when it's sh*te = council

[rigga]

OnTheBreadline said:

dundarach said:

OnTheBreadline said:

Just for the tattoos? The guy is worth millions, and is utterly dedicated to his music/skill. I don't think he displays any council tenadancies at all. Apart from who he's married.

I don't know who he is sorry.

I googled Kardashian and posted a random one.

I agree with you then!

Also 'being 'triggered' and raging online because someone posts a photo of a musician you like incorrectly - council?' Just kidding

Yeah probably

He's Travis Barker, drummer with Bink 182, touring drummer with Goldfinger and a few others. Excellent drummer, very softly spoken and chilled out. Comes across as a very nice guy.

And hes a petrol head, as most of his tattoos are car related.

Blink 182

[the-norseman]

OnTheBreadline said:

Yeah probably

He's Travis Barker, drummer with Bink 182, touring drummer with Goldfinger and a few others. Excellent drummer, very softly spoken and chilled out. Comes across as a very nice guy.

Yep, I read his book and I dont read (think I've read 4-5 books in my life). He also nearly died in a plane crash that killed the other occupants.

Used to really like him, but just a shame hes now got in with that crowd.

[kowalski655]

Is his hair tattooed on?