A bit council (Vol 5)

[john2443]

Higgs boson said:

john2443 said:

Not sure if this is a bit council or a bit PH, but bloke at a car show today with an M5 bolt & nut as an ear ring!

How did you know that it was from an M5?

It had En36 stamped on it

[Mikebentley]

Hugo Stiglitz said:

MartG said:

Being photographed naked sat on a racing car - council ?

WTF that is cringe

Are there not pictures of his future Mrs lying in the buff on some logs in the woods. A match made in media.

[CardinalBlue]

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/family-fork-o...

Booked a hotel in the wrong town with the same name. Instead of going to the correct town, demands a refund.

[Red9zero]

CardinalBlue said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/family-fork-o...

Booked a hotel in the wrong town with the same name. Instead of going to the correct town, demands a refund.

"Louise, who does not work due to a disability...."

[Mr lestat]

Toby carvery takeaway from another thread. Very council

[zb]

Red9zero said:

CardinalBlue said:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/travel/news/family-fork-o...

Booked a hotel in the wrong town with the same name. Instead of going to the correct town, demands a refund.

"Louise, who does not work due to a disability...."

Only from the neck up by the sounds of it.

[Southerner]

Mr lestat said:

Toby carvery takeaway from another thread. Very council

A Toby carvery is a thing of excellence and beauty!

[V8mate]

Mr lestat said:

Toby carvery takeaway from another thread. Very council

Inability to use a basic image crop function: council.

[Portofino]

Mr lestat said:

Toby carvery takeaway from another thread. Very council

Bush Theatre, council.

[Mr lestat]

V8mate said:

Inability to use a basic image crop function: council.

Agreed. Apologies

Apologising to internet strangers. Council

Edited by Mr lestat on Tuesday 31st May 20:27

[V8mate]

Mr lestat said:

V8mate said:

Inability to use a basic image crop function: council.

Agreed. Apologies

A bit overzealous; naming and shaming the guilty OP should have stayed in

[Mr lestat]

V8mate said:

A bit overzealous; naming and shaming the guilty OP should have stayed in

You could always scroll back

[Swampy1982]

Is that gravy in the pot?

[Bobupndown]

Swampy1982 said:

Is that gravy in the pot?

Gravy in cardboard pot : council.

[Starfighter]

john2443 said:

Higgs boson said:

john2443 said:

Not sure if this is a bit council or a bit PH, but bloke at a car show today with an M5 bolt & nut as an ear ring!

How did you know that it was from an M5?

It had En36 stamped on it

So either 30 years old or 655M13 won’t fit.

[Higgs boson]

Starfighter said:

john2443 said:

Higgs boson said:

john2443 said:

Not sure if this is a bit council or a bit PH, but bloke at a car show today with an M5 bolt & nut as an ear ring!

How did you know that it was from an M5?

It had En36 stamped on it

So either 30 years old or 655M13 won’t fit.

He must've been hard!

[NWTony]

V8mate said:

Inability to use a basic image crop function: council.

At first I thought the gag was to juxtaposition of the carvery meal and the Ethiopian story, a country famous from my childhood for being starving. I may have overthought it a smidge.

[shih tzu faced]

NWTony said:

At first I thought the gag was to juxtaposition of the carvery meal and the Ethiopian story, a country famous from my childhood for being starving. I may have overthought it a smidge.

As soon as you used the word juxtaposition it was obvious you were over thinking it m8

[ShampooEfficient]

Like a spectacularly low budget Transporter film.

[Castrol for a knave]

ShampooEfficient said:

Like a spectacularly low budget Transporter film.

Given it is Teesside, it may literally have involved a Transporter.....