A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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eldar

21,863 posts

197 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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Dog Star said:
generationx said:
motco said:
ShampooEfficient said:


Like a spectacularly low budget Transporter film.
No! Not while there's good clean dogs on the street!
Dogstar? shout
She looks brutal.

Would bang cloud9
The lady in question, in semi-greased and ungreased condition. Or similar.



Flibble

6,476 posts

182 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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Jesus, like something from madame tussauds.

airsafari87

2,627 posts

183 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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1000 Miglia said:
There is a black bra in the pic on the boot wearer .....nerd
Irrefutable.

FatboyKim

2,309 posts

31 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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eldar said:
The lady in question, in semi-greased and ungreased condition. Or similar.


Driving licence or debit card on show under a phone case is council. Bonus points if it's a provisional licence or Metro Bank card.

1000 Miglia

4,404 posts

80 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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Both of those pics scare the bejesus out of me .

ShampooEfficient

4,268 posts

212 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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eldar said:
The lady in question, in semi-greased and ungreased condition. Or similar.


Looks like someone's done a photofit using MSPaint.

kowalski655

14,688 posts

144 months

Wednesday 1st June 2022
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Flibble said:
Jesus, like something from madame tussauds. Star Trek
FTFY


Edited by kowalski655 on Wednesday 1st June 23:36

shih tzu faced

2,597 posts

50 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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That photo on the left where she’s blacked herself up will come back and haunt her one day.

NWTony

2,851 posts

229 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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shih tzu faced said:
As soon as you used the word juxtaposition it was obvious you were over thinking it m8
smile

csd19

2,206 posts

118 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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1000 Miglia said:
Both of those pics scare the bejesus out of me .
Filters vs. real life.

Catfishin' mofo...

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

136 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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Hol said:
Eating a leftover/unserved Yorkshire with ice cream.. Council??
How can you do that when you've correctly had the yorkshire pudding as a starter with Gravy? Any leftovers are for eating with the main

Trenchard

303 posts

29 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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talksthetorque said:
How can you do that when you've correctly had the yorkshire pudding as a starter with Gravy? Any leftovers are for eating with the main
As Yorkshire folk are Scots with the generosity removed, the Yorkshire pud rationale was quite clever. When served as a starter it would fill the diners to an extent so the 'chef' could serve less roast beef, etc. My dad used to have his YP with sugar on as a sweet (ick).

Stan the Bat

8,964 posts

213 months

Thursday 2nd June 2022
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shih tzu faced said:
That photo on the left where she’s blacked herself up will come back and haunt her one day.
Both pics are haunting me now.

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

94 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Maybe not specifically for this thread but I thought many who like this thread may find amusing.

Jubilee 'do' in Mortimer in Berkshire, not far from us, that our 15 year old went to with her aunt and uncle this evening. Fairground and a show on a stage in a field.

The show turned out to be burlesque and included a drag act and a bloke who ended his act in chaps with him bending over and a thin strip of rubber offering some dignity. Seems the aunt was shocked, as were a number of parents of 7 and 8 year olds watching. It seems the performers just had a booking for a 'festival in Mortimer' and weren't aware it was a family audience.

I'm tempted to join the Mortimer Facebook group as I can imagine the outraged comments. Our teen thought it was hilarious though as do we biggrin #council

gtidriver

3,362 posts

188 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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I visited a friend of my sons for a jubilee family gathering. Out of Seven members of the family not one had a full set of teeth...ie missing/rotten/stubbs..
Not being able to use a tooth brush or have oral health... Council

technodup

7,585 posts

131 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Costco.


Words fail me.


Tyre Smoke

23,018 posts

262 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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The creature with the boots does at least have matching Primark underwear on it seems.

Dermot O'Logical

2,613 posts

130 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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technodup said:
Costco.


Words fail me.
You're in for a real treat in the run-up to Christmas!

Given that we're now in the first week of June, it will start shortly.

take-good-care-of-the-forest-dewey

5,267 posts

56 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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technodup said:
Costco.


Words fail me.
But where else can I buy a life-size metal sculpture of a giraffe, a Jacuzzi and a 25kg bag of rice under one roof?

Skodapondy

304 posts

49 months

Saturday 4th June 2022
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Costco....Yes I'm a member as well. I agree that some of the "sights" you see in my local one (classed as Chester but Ellesmere Port in reality) are of the council type. eek

How the council type get in I've no idea, and as for the Irish Caravan Club members who have a card confused
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