A bit council (Vol 5)

[DodgyGeezer]

Jader1973 said:

mikey_b said:

austinsmirk said:

Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !

I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.

The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes

you mean a box of wine... and that is most certainly council

[hairy v]

Spare tyre said:

Our rotary, we have to leave erect so to speak, it you leave it in the hole but folded small children like to put their heads in the cords and spin until dead

Blimey, I could think of a few kids that need to meet your wonderful machine

[CharlesdeGaulle]

AmgMercedes said:

Tyre Smoke said:

Beg to differ on Ghost Koi. Nobody has heard of them = not Council.

Course they have, haven’t they ? Hmmmm thought they were commonly known as the cheap koi, maybe not though

Keeping fish, inside or outside, is Council. Not as far up the scale as snakes, but not far off.

[Caddyshack]

AmgMercedes said:

Tyre Smoke said:

Beg to differ on Ghost Koi. Nobody has heard of them = not Council.

Course they have, haven’t they ? Hmmmm thought they were commonly known as the cheap koi, maybe not though

Yeah, been around forever.

[SlimJim16v]

[nicanary]

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

[AmgMercedes]

Reminds me of the very fat person I heard telling their friend that they were, quote “starving”

Hmmmm you aren’t really are you

[Spare tyre]

AmgMercedes said:

Reminds me of the very fat person I heard telling their friend that they were, quote “starving”

Hmmmm you aren’t really are you

We were in a Chinese restaurant in Basingstoke a few weeks back, a family of fatties waddled in and were moaning about the small Chinese portions. The waitress suggested the portions were normal and they need to double order.

[HTP99]

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

It's not real, funny but not real!

[AmgMercedes]

HTP99 said:

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

It's not real, funny but not real!

Thing is it could be real

[AmgMercedes]

Spare tyre said:

AmgMercedes said:

Reminds me of the very fat person I heard telling their friend that they were, quote “starving”

Hmmmm you aren’t really are you

We were in a Chinese restaurant in Basingstoke a few weeks back, a family of fatties waddled in and were moaning about the small Chinese portions. The waitress suggested the portions were normal and they need to double order.

Best for them would be the eat all you can slop. Awful places with food dropped everywhere and cross contamination in the dishes. One in Nottingham limited how many times you can go up. I think people were having 5 plates or so.

Fat people. Council

[siovey]

Sorry guys, got back from the local to find that the wife liked my Stella glass and brought it home. Council.

[AmgMercedes]

siovey said:

Sorry guys, got back from the local to find that the wife liked my Stella glass and brought it home. Council.

Stolen pub glasses is very council. However I must admit to doing the same with a Guinness glass as well

[siovey]

Absolutely, we have a nice selection of pint glasses at home, courtesy of the local.

[DodgyGeezer]

siovey said:

Sorry guys, got back from the local to find that the wife liked my Stella glass and brought it home. Council.

isn't Stella in itself council?

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Theft. Council.

[Dr Murdoch]

Isn't it a middle class trophy?

Council would have smashed it and glassed someone, rather than protecting the glass, washing it, and re-using it (keeping it 'green').

[Its Just Adz]

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

[CharlesdeGaulle]

Dr Murdoch said:

Isn't it a middle class trophy?

Council would have smashed it and glassed someone, rather than protecting the glass, washing it, and re-using it (keeping it 'green').

Using class as an excuse to steal. Extra Council.

[Jules Sunley]

Its Just Adz said:

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

Pint of wife beater please landlord.... council