A bit council (Vol 5)

[Whistle]

Jules Sunley said:

Its Just Adz said:

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

Pint of wife beater please landlord.... council

Except it’s only 4.5% these days. More like drivers beer.

[lord trumpton]

R56Cooper said:

Mammasaid said:

Clarkson's ticking a few council boxes here

I'm going to have to invite some further comments as to why?

Very wealthy man looks to be dressed in faded clothing with an appropriately sized carry on bag. Under armour hat is potentially council however.

I can't believe how big his gut is!

Looks like he's pregnant with a baby Rhinoceros.

[PomBstard]

DodgyGeezer said:

Jader1973 said:

mikey_b said:

austinsmirk said:

Isn’t the rotary dryer literally the only Australian invention of note ??

I refuse to Google it !

I believe the dual-flush toilet cistern is also an Aussie invention. But I can’t think of any others off-hand.

The list may surprise you.

Refrigerator
Mechanical clippers (for shearing sheep)
Electric drill
The notepad
The Feature Film (first film over 1 hour long)
Tank (as in army)
Self propelled Rotary hoe
Car radio
Pacemaker
Coupe utility aka the ute
Hills hoist (rotary drier)
Solar hot water
Black box flight recorder
Medical ultrasound
Latex glove
Inflatable escape slide
Wine cask
Microwave landing system
Power board
Bionic ear
Dual flush toilet
Polymer banknote
Wi-fi

The Ashes

you mean a box of wine... and that is most certainly council

Goon bag

And yes, everything Australian is council, particularly Ugg boots, though no one really gives a hoot. Which itself is Council!

As for nicking beer glasses, we used to depart the local at kicking out time and simply walk out with whatever beer we had left, to be finished at a mates house a few doors away. Every few weeks we’d go back to the pub with a box of their glasses, to enable the process to keep going!

[944 Man]

Jules Sunley said:

Its Just Adz said:

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

Pint of wife beater please landlord.... council

Acting in that manner after drinking Stella Artois: council.

[R56Cooper]

Whistle said:

Jules Sunley said:

Its Just Adz said:

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

Pint of wife beater please landlord.... council

Except it’s only 4.5% these days. More like drivers beer.

Stella is total crap these days. Disgusting stuff. Used to quite enjoy it when it was 5.2%

[Turtle Shed]

Leffe in Wetherspoons bought on its own - Classy
Leffe in Wetherspoons chosen because its the most expensive pint within the 'includes a drink' food offering - High Council

[FatboyKim]

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-dad-takes-fa...

Fed up of hearing about this bloody place, and now a halfwit drives his kids 250 miles to go there, to find it's closed. Hard-hitting journalism.

[FatboyKim]

944 Man said:

Acting in that manner after drinking Stella Artois: council.

I prefer Stella Cidre. Helps me battre my wife.

[Alorotom]

Turtle Shed said:

Leffe in Wetherspoons bought on its own - Classy
Leffe in Wetherspoons chosen because its the most expensive pint within the 'includes a drink' food offering - High Council

Im sorry, in what world is anything remotely related to Wetherspoons "Classy". Wetherspoons is categorically council through and through.

[LankyFreak]

AmgMercedes said:

siovey said:

Sorry guys, got back from the local to find that the wife liked my Stella glass and brought it home. Council.

Stolen pub glasses is very council. However I must admit to doing the same with a Guinness glass as well

Pay for the pint, pay for the vessel

[LankyFreak]

Turtle Shed said:

Leffe in Wetherspoons bought on its own - Classy
Leffe in Wetherspoons chosen because its the most expensive pint within the 'includes a drink' food offering - High Council

Fantastic decision though... 6.x%

[FatboyKim]

Turtle Shed said:

Leffe in Wetherspoons bought on its own - Classy
Leffe in Wetherspoons chosen because its the most expensive pint within the 'includes a drink' food offering - High Council

Guilty as charged. 6.6% as well isn't it? And it's delicious. Much more bang for your buck compared to Coors Light, which is frightfully council.

[98elise]

AmgMercedes said:

HTP99 said:

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

It's not real, funny but not real!

Thing is it could be real

Absolutely. I remember a "sad face" article in the papers a few years back. Two absolute fatties saying they couldn't afford food so we're skipping meals. On the table Infront them were two expensive iPhones. It was like a parody.

[untakenname]

Turtle Shed said:

Leffe in Wetherspoons bought on its own - Classy
Leffe in Wetherspoons chosen because its the most expensive pint within the 'includes a drink' food offering - High Council

LankyFreak said:

AmgMercedes said:

siovey said:

Sorry guys, got back from the local to find that the wife liked my Stella glass and brought it home. Council.

Stolen pub glasses is very council. However I must admit to doing the same with a Guinness glass as well

Pay for the pint, pay for the vessel

I managed to tick all those boxes last week, must be uber council.

In my defence I wouldn't have taken it if I wasn't inebriated plus used it as a walk beer home.

[98elise]

lord trumpton said:

R56Cooper said:

Mammasaid said:

Clarkson's ticking a few council boxes here

I'm going to have to invite some further comments as to why?

Very wealthy man looks to be dressed in faded clothing with an appropriately sized carry on bag. Under armour hat is potentially council however.

I can't believe how big his gut is!

Looks like he's pregnant with a baby Rhinoceros.

He seems to carry all his excess weigh on his gut, so it looks really odd.

[Fermit]

From the Real Estate Nightmares thread. Brick patterned wall-paper. Disgusting chavy stuff.

[talksthetorque]

Fermit said:

From the Real Estate Nightmares thread. Brick patterned wall-paper. Disgusting chavy stuff.

Especially when there's a glaringly obvious 2 ft repeat on it.

[thetapeworm]

FatboyKim said:

https://www.essexlive.news/news/essex-dad-takes-fa...

Fed up of hearing about this bloody place, and now a halfwit drives his kids 250 miles to go there, to find it's closed. Hard-hitting journalism.

That's Simon Harris, aka "Man Behaving Dadly" - none of this will be out in public unless it's been carefully designed to be

https://www.facebook.com/manbehavingdadly/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKbAQDBZc9g

Raises lots of money for charity by tricking people to pay into carefully worded campaigns that thickos think are supporting the causes they love (Brexit, killing immigrants etc) when in reality they aren't if you actually read them.

Big Big Ben Brexit Bong Bong Boost Bid:
https://www.justgiving.com/fundraising/bigbenbrexi...

RNLI Hovercraft - The Flying Farage
https://www.gofundme.com/f/buy-a-new-rnli-hovercra...

And using his following to do a non-satirical fundraiser for Save The Children:
https://www.gofundme.com/f/supportukrainianchildre...

With the Binley thing he seems to be laughing his head off at the number of places sharing this article and enjoying the outrage some are displaying as a result

Edited by thetapeworm on Friday 24th June 10:13

[Timothy Bucktu]

lord trumpton said:

R56Cooper said:

Mammasaid said:

Clarkson's ticking a few council boxes here

I'm going to have to invite some further comments as to why?

Very wealthy man looks to be dressed in faded clothing with an appropriately sized carry on bag. Under armour hat is potentially council however.

I can't believe how big his gut is!

Looks like he's pregnant with a baby Rhinoceros.

Too much Hawkstone there I think!
Men...drink too much Beer = phantom pregnancy.

[ApOrbital]

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

I'm shocked they did not eat the poor mutt.