A bit council (Vol 5)

[Spare tyre]

ApOrbital said:

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

I'm shocked they did not eat the poor mutt.

Joking aside, when I was younger and had small engined cars you could really feel the load of extra bodies when you got to a hill or something. A family like that must really add extra wear onto a car over its lifetime

[FatboyKim]

Spare tyre said:

Joking aside, when I was younger and had small engined cars you could really feel the load of extra bodies when you got to a hill or something. A family like that must really add extra wear onto a car over its lifetime

I do work with a woman of significant circumference who has her son drive her around (bus seats are small and uncomfortable, apparently). His Saxo has been in the garage more than once for replacing suspension components, including shock absorbers.

She claims she doesn't eat breakfast, and only has a meagre lunch, so something doesn't quite add up. The bin in the ladies toilet full with chocolate wrappers is coincidental, of course.

[wolfracesonic]

FatboyKim said:

944 Man said:

Acting in that manner after drinking Stella Artois: council.

I prefer Stella Cidre. Helps me battre my wife.

Me likely

[Export56]

SlimJim16v said:

ahh the delightful chawner family, they are quite media savvy like Katie Price, they can generate stories and sell them to the papers.

[number2]

Export56 said:

SlimJim16v said:

ahh the delightful chawner family, they are quite media savvy like Katie Price, they can generate stories and sell them to the papers.

Had to Google them and of course you are correct. An example here: https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/1722460...

[Jules Sunley]

Fermit said:

From the Real Estate Nightmares thread. Brick patterned wall-paper. Disgusting chavy stuff.

Can't imagine sitting on that sofa is very relaxing either

[AmgMercedes]

ApOrbital said:

I'm shocked they did not eat the poor mutt.

That wouldn’t keep them going long. Merely a snack

[Jules Sunley]

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

[V8mate]

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

The Council thread needs a pseud's corner for people who refer to their tip car as a 'toy' ;-)

[Whistle]

Jules Sunley said:

Its Just Adz said:

DodgyGeezer said:

isn't Stella in itself council?

Water from the gods.

Pint of wife beater please landlord.... council

Except it’s only 4.5% these days. More like drivers beer.

[AmgMercedes]

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

Pretending an estate car is a toy council

A car as a toy is a Caterham, Griffith, etc

[CharlesdeGaulle]

AmgMercedes said:

Pretending an estate car is a toy council

A car as a toy is a Caterham, Griffith, etc

Calling any car a 'toy' is Council. Not as bad as 'weapon', but not far off.

[Richtea1970]

FatboyKim said:

I do work with a woman of significant circumference who has her son drive her around (bus seats are small and uncomfortable, apparently). His Saxo has been in the garage more than once for replacing suspension components, including shock absorbers.

She claims she doesn't eat breakfast, and only has a meagre lunch, so something doesn't quite add up. The bin in the ladies toilet full with chocolate wrappers is coincidental, of course.

I also used to work with someone like that. Didn’t eat much in the office, if she did it was a salad but must have weighed about 18/20 stone.
But was often seen after work filling her shopping basket with cream cakes and chocolate etc. Must have been eating non stop at home, quite sad really.

[NWTony]

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

I sometimes use long words I don't understand in order to appear more photosynthesis.

[BoRED S2upid]

Spare tyre said:

ApOrbital said:

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

I'm shocked they did not eat the poor mutt.

Joking aside, when I was younger and had small engined cars you could really feel the load of extra bodies when you got to a hill or something. A family like that must really add extra wear onto a car over its lifetime

Mobility car for poor jimmy who’s too fat to walk.

[lauda]

NWTony said:

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

I sometimes use long words I don't understand in order to appear more photosynthesis.

I’m discombubulamated.

[kowalski655]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Calling any car a 'toy' is Council.....

Unless made by Matchbox

[Plymo]

Spare tyre said:

ApOrbital said:

nicanary said:

SlimJim16v said:

Would it be beyond them to cut down on their on food bill ?

I'm shocked they did not eat the poor mutt.

Joking aside, when I was younger and had small engined cars you could really feel the load of extra bodies when you got to a hill or something. A family like that must really add extra wear onto a car over its lifetime

Just the other day I went past a Skoda that was dragging it's arse like a dog with an itch, it looked seriously fked...
Skinny guy driving and what looked like "the fat slags" from Viz in the back

[Steve vRS]

Plymo said:

Just the other day I went past a Skoda that was dragging it's arse like a dog with an itch, it looked seriously fked...
Skinny guy driving and what looked like "the fat slags" from Viz in the back

Taxi to the Big Market on a Friday night?

[Dog Star]

FatboyKim said:

I do work with a woman of significant circumference

Hmmmm.

How significant?

For a friend. I’m asking for a friend.