Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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paua

5,722 posts

143 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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nonsequitur said:
Halmyre said:
coppernorks said:
Doofus said:
When you get a bit of hair stuck to a bar of soap. You can't pick it off, because you end up with gouges in the soap and lumps of it under your fingernails. So you wash it off under the tap.

Only it doesn't wash off, it just sneaks round the other side of the bloody soap, and hides there until you put the soap back in the dish at which point it blows you a raspberry, and you have to go through the same thing again; to no avail. Again.

:grrr:
Keep your hair on, no sense in getting into a lather about it.
That's life, boy.
Halmyre and Doofus. What a Pear.
This whole discussion needs wrapped in Imperial leather.

21st Century Man

40,897 posts

248 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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paua said:
nonsequitur said:
Halmyre said:
coppernorks said:
Doofus said:
When you get a bit of hair stuck to a bar of soap. You can't pick it off, because you end up with gouges in the soap and lumps of it under your fingernails. So you wash it off under the tap.

Only it doesn't wash off, it just sneaks round the other side of the bloody soap, and hides there until you put the soap back in the dish at which point it blows you a raspberry, and you have to go through the same thing again; to no avail. Again.

:grrr:
Keep your hair on, no sense in getting into a lather about it.
That's life, boy.
Halmyre and Doofus. What a Pear.
This whole discussion needs wrapped in Imperial leather.
It's got me Cusson.

yellowjack

17,078 posts

166 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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These soap puns are annoying me beyond reason. They're not even that funny. You lot are talking a load of Carbolics...

DaveGoddard

1,192 posts

145 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Oh stop being such a bor(ax).

Ryyy

1,483 posts

35 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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DaveGoddard said:
Oh stop being such a bor(ax).
That would get me soap-issed off

coppernorks

1,919 posts

46 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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An ideal time to unleash the 2 nuns in the bath joke [ and the explanation ]:

1st Nun " where's the soap ? "
2nd Nun " yes it does, doesn't it "

https://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2020/05/06/2-nuns-in-a-...

drmotorsport

747 posts

243 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Wow do people still use actual bars of soap!?

A Winner Is You

24,980 posts

227 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Having new carpets fitted on Friday, so started taking up the old ones in preparation. In one corner there's an old pipe for a gas oven which I've never paid much attention to, but the carpet was stuck around. Pulled it out and suddenly confronted with the smell of escaping gas. At some point, someone had bodged it with filler and glue, which I'd just accidentally removed. Call the plumber but it's about 5mm too low to cap off, so the pipe has to be disconnected at the other end, which means I have no supply to the oven. Now need to figure out if it's cheaper to get a new pipe, or throw out a perfectly good gas oven to replace it with electric.

ApOrbital

9,961 posts

118 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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drmotorsport said:
Wow do people still use actual bars of soap!?
I still have a imperial leather soap bar last time it was used was in the 90s.

Red9zero

6,855 posts

57 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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A Winner Is You said:
Having new carpets fitted on Friday, so started taking up the old ones in preparation. In one corner there's an old pipe for a gas oven which I've never paid much attention to, but the carpet was stuck around. Pulled it out and suddenly confronted with the smell of escaping gas. At some point, someone had bodged it with filler and glue, which I'd just accidentally removed. Call the plumber but it's about 5mm too low to cap off, so the pipe has to be disconnected at the other end, which means I have no supply to the oven. Now need to figure out if it's cheaper to get a new pipe, or throw out a perfectly good gas oven to replace it with electric.
I hate other people's bodges. I reckon bite the bullet and get a new pipe. It would be better come selling time.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Red9zero said:
A Winner Is You said:
Having new carpets fitted on Friday, so started taking up the old ones in preparation. In one corner there's an old pipe for a gas oven which I've never paid much attention to, but the carpet was stuck around. Pulled it out and suddenly confronted with the smell of escaping gas. At some point, someone had bodged it with filler and glue, which I'd just accidentally removed. Call the plumber but it's about 5mm too low to cap off, so the pipe has to be disconnected at the other end, which means I have no supply to the oven. Now need to figure out if it's cheaper to get a new pipe, or throw out a perfectly good gas oven to replace it with electric.
I hate other people's bodges. I reckon bite the bullet and get a new pipe. It would be better come selling time.
Nah. Get rid of the oven.

Gas hob and electric oven, FTW!

Doofus

25,817 posts

173 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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drmotorsport said:
Wow do people still use actual bars of soap!?
As opposed to what?

Liquid handwash in the kitchen. Swarfega in the mud room. Soap in the bathroom.

Fastchas

2,646 posts

121 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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House alarm developed a fault, turned out to be the battery in the siren. Engineer arrives to replace it and all the batteries in the passives whilst he's at it.
He talks with a rising inflection, only every bloody sentence. It drives me mad, we're in SW Birmingham, not OZ.
I had no idea what he said, only that I wanted to shove his phillips screwdriver where the sun don't shine.
He will not visit here again, I shall instruct the firm to send someone else or I will find someone else to do the work.

Ryyy

1,483 posts

35 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Get a new pipe, gas cooking ftw

21st Century Man

40,897 posts

248 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Fastchas said:
He talks with a rising inflection, only every bloody sentence. It drives me mad.
My usual way of handling this is to be completely deadpan and respond to everything said as if it was a question, throwing in the odd "I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?"

DRFC1879

3,437 posts

157 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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V8mate said:
Nah. Get rid of the oven.

Gas hob and electric oven, FTW!
And the hob would get its gas from where?

PH User

22,154 posts

108 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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DRFC1879 said:
V8mate said:
Nah. Get rid of the oven.

Gas hob and electric oven, FTW!
And the hob would get its gas from where?
Gas hob with electric oven is the best combo IMO

Doofus

25,817 posts

173 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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DRFC1879 said:
V8mate said:
Nah. Get rid of the oven.

Gas hob and electric oven, FTW!
And the hob would get its gas from where?
All the guff talked on PH.

Last Visit

2,807 posts

188 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Doofus said:
drmotorsport said:
Wow do people still use actual bars of soap!?
As opposed to what?

Liquid handwash in the kitchen. Swarfega in the mud room. Soap in the bathroom.
In the bathroom shower gel.
And liquid soap for the basin.

Blib

44,075 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Last Visit said:
Doofus said:
drmotorsport said:
Wow do people still use actual bars of soap!?
As opposed to what?

Liquid handwash in the kitchen. Swarfega in the mud room. Soap in the bathroom.
Shower gel.
And liquid soap for the basin.
Dirtiest thing in many bathrooms is the liquid gel plunger. hehe