Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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popeyewhite

19,977 posts

121 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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OnTheBreadline said:
A "Stage 1" does not have an industry definiton, but it generally means it's a remap. Only a remap.
Stage 1 for my RS6 was exhaust, filter, remap.

Red9zero

6,910 posts

58 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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I had a stage 3 Stan Stephens tune on my 350 YPVS when I was young and foolish. Made it pretty much impossible to drive sensibly laugh

Turtle Shed

1,547 posts

27 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Phone "upgrades".

It's not an upgrade, you're not some kind of highly valued passenger with Lufthansa. We are simply trying to make you feel like we care (via a completely automated system) when all we want is you to sign another contract, blissfully ignorant that you could just buy a phone and data for half the overall cost.

Whats on Second

732 posts

34 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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MYOB said:
Clockwork Cupcake said:
I've got to chuckle with one of my friends.

If you tell her you've just booked a one week holiday in a hotel in Tenerife then she'll say she's just come back from 2 weeks in her villa in Elevenerife.

Tell her you're the worlds biggest wker and she'll say she's frigged herself 20 times in the past hour.

Why do people do it?

Errr, oh. I mean, it annoys beyond reason. wink


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Monday 16th May 00:28
A sure sign of narcissism. I can’t stand it when people do this.
one must consider the possibility that they are telling the truth and they can and DO top all your boasts.

OK ? see my secretary about an appointment to deep probe your insecurity issues.

Doofus

25,850 posts

174 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Whats on Second said:
one must consider the possibility that they are telling the truth and they can and DO top all your boasts.

OK ? see my secretary about an appointment to deep probe your insecurity issues.
Going on holiday to Tenerife isn't a boast.

FiF

44,151 posts

252 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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FatboyKim said:
Gary29 said:
I'm another one on the hating of 'Stages' of tune bandwagon. Stage 1, 2, 3 etc, It was widely shot down a few years ago as meaningless, but it seems to be coming back with a vengeance lately, particularly on Youtube.
Stage 4.25 GT-R punch

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/354056569079?hash=item5...
Oh yes, definitely that. Smith and Sniff took the piss out of it a couple of weeks or so ago

popeyewhite

19,977 posts

121 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Red9zero said:
I had a stage 3 Stan Stephens tune on my 350 YPVS when I was young and foolish. Made it pretty much impossible to drive sensibly laugh
Been there, done that. laugh

Whats on Second

732 posts

34 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Doofus said:
Going on holiday to Tenerife isn't a boast.
biggrin

SlimJim16v

5,686 posts

144 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Maybe not annoyed, but the M&S ad for Jersey potatoes, where the 'farmer' says they're grown on a South facing field.

tim0409

4,445 posts

160 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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The current fad in documentaries, particularly Netflix, of typing out texts etc on screen complete with keyboard clicks and the send/receive “ping”…

It drives me nuts and I end up giving up on what would probably be an interesting documentary. I do suffer with misophonia, and it’s definitely one of my triggers, along with the sound my sister in law makes scraping every last drop of yogurt out of a pot….

The Moose

22,867 posts

210 months

Monday 16th May 2022
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Something that has really pissed me off today. When you call a customer service number and they have one of those "smart" systems that can "understand" full sentences (don't get me started on those!).

The thing that REALLY pissed me off however is when they play you a 2 or 3 second clip of someone "typing" to try to make you think it's taking a moment for the "AI" to "understand" you.

It doesn't use up much time, but why not just connect me to the internal extension/queue?

GRRRRR!

21st Century Man

40,943 posts

249 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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The Moose said:
The thing that REALLY pissed me off however is when they play you a 2 or 3 second clip of someone "typing"
They would say that it's simply representative and harmless, but it's the sort of low level duplicity that permeates not only sales and marketing, but is seemingly bloody everywhere. It's normalising lying.

Gary29

4,164 posts

100 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Does anyone have an annoying colleague like this; we have a communal printer shared by about 6 people in an open plan office (pretty quiet most of the time) so you can't help but overhear other conversations etc, no drama. But when something is left on the printer and someone else goes to collect their things, and then shouts across the small office "Has anyone printed (insert project name) drawings?" Deathly silence, but you can guarantee it is always the same person when no answer is received, despite them sitting in the office with the rest of us, usually messing about on instagram on his phone, but unless you talk directly at him he doesn't listen at all. It's not because he is so focused on his work he doesn't take in background noise either, he's just an ignorant laugh

Gary29

4,164 posts

100 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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tim0409 said:
I do suffer with misophonia, and it’s definitely one of my triggers, along with the sound my sister in law makes scraping every last drop of yogurt out of a pot….
I never knew there was an actual name for that, I suffer with that, really badly furious

LordGrover

33,549 posts

213 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Gary29 said:
Does anyone have an annoying colleague like this; we have a communal printer shared by about 6 people in an open plan office (pretty quiet most of the time) so you can't help but overhear other conversations etc, no drama. But when something is left on the printer and someone else goes to collect their things, and then shouts across the small office "Has anyone printed (insert project name) drawings?" Deathly silence, but you can guarantee it is always the same person when no answer is received, despite them sitting in the office with the rest of us, usually messing about on instagram on his phone, but unless you talk directly at him he doesn't listen at all. It's not because he is so focused on his work he doesn't take in background noise either, he's just an ignorant laugh
nono
A useful, learned skill. Useful for tuning out the inane babble of others.

Teebs

4,417 posts

216 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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This

wink

Just awful, normally used by those humble bragging and / or trying to show off. wkers.

FiF

44,151 posts

252 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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LordGrover said:
Gary29 said:
Does anyone have an annoying colleague like this; we have a communal printer shared by about 6 people in an open plan office (pretty quiet most of the time) so you can't help but overhear other conversations etc, no drama. But when something is left on the printer and someone else goes to collect their things, and then shouts across the small office "Has anyone printed (insert project name) drawings?" Deathly silence, but you can guarantee it is always the same person when no answer is received, despite them sitting in the office with the rest of us, usually messing about on instagram on his phone, but unless you talk directly at him he doesn't listen at all. It's not because he is so focused on his work he doesn't take in background noise either, he's just an ignorant laugh
nono
A useful, learned skill. Useful for tuning out the inane babble of others.
I do agree somewhat re useful skill to tune out the twaddle, though it does get tricky when you accidentally tune onto a discussion to which you really should have been listening from the beginning.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

234 months

Tuesday 17th May 2022
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Clockwork Cupcake said:
I've got to chuckle with one of my friends.

If you tell her you've just booked a one week holiday in a hotel in Tenerife then she'll say she's just come back from 2 weeks in her villa in Elevenerife.

Tell her you're the worlds biggest wker and she'll say she's frigged herself 20 times in the past hour.

Why do people do it?

Errr, oh. I mean, it annoys beyond reason. wink


Edited by Clockwork Cupcake on Monday 16th May 00:28
I've got two friends like that...

RizzoTheRat

25,208 posts

193 months

Wednesday 18th May 2022
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Bus replacement services. Going to a show tonight, but going to have to leave work early to get there in time because I can only get the bloody train half way there and then switch to a bus so the trip takes way longer than it should.

Chicken_Satay

2,299 posts

205 months

Wednesday 18th May 2022
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Boring people, e.g: "tell us a bit about your life outside of work":

Answer: "I've got two children, one of whom is a teenager, a dog called Bawbag, and I'm a big Man U fan".

YAAAWWWWNNNNN!!!!!