Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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Last Visit

2,814 posts

189 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Motorway service toilets.

Always furthest away from the bloody doors, usually the far side of the food hall, past the shops, rarely can a straight line be walked to get to them. Almost pissing myself by the time I eventually get there.

PH User

22,154 posts

109 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Last Visit said:
Motorway service toilets.

Always furthest away from the bloody doors, usually the far side of the food hall, past the shops, rarely can a straight line be walked to get to them. Almost pissing myself by the time I eventually get there.
That's done for a reason.

SlimJim16v

5,677 posts

144 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Super Sonic said:
So you drive off, and when you go to shift up, you can't fully depress the clutch pedal. Really grinds my gears!
How did you pull away without using the clutch?

paulguitar

23,499 posts

114 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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SlimJim16v said:
Super Sonic said:
So you drive off, and when you go to shift up, you can't fully depress the clutch pedal. Really grinds my gears!
How did you pull away without using the clutch?
By grinding his gears?



The Don of Croy

6,002 posts

160 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Cotty said:
Im not a fan of cricket but because the pub I used to go to played a variety of sports on big screens I know they don't always wear white.

Is the bloke at the back about to attempt ball tampering?

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

187 months

Tuesday 15th June 2021
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Last Visit said:
Motorway service toilets.

Always furthest away from the bloody doors, usually the far side of the food hall, past the shops, rarely can a straight line be walked to get to them. Almost pissing myself by the time I eventually get there.
M27 Rownhams Eastbound - walk in door, turn left.

Doofus

25,832 posts

174 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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When you open the kitchen door first thing in the morning and a massive, noisy fly immediately comes in and spends the entire fking day buzzing around the house and never landing.


ETA: This could also go in the Things That Annoy Your Dog Beyond Reason thread too...

Red9zero

6,878 posts

58 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Last Visit said:
Motorway service toilets.

Always furthest away from the bloody doors, usually the far side of the food hall, past the shops, rarely can a straight line be walked to get to them. Almost pissing myself by the time I eventually get there.
Use the ones in the petrol station wink

TCEvo

12,728 posts

203 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Doofus said:
Super Sonic said:
I hate when you take your car for repairs, and the mechanic moves the seat backwards but doesn't tell you or put it back where it was.
So you drive off, and when you go to shift up, you can't fully depress the clutch pedal. Really grinds my gears!
What bugs me is when you get a car MOTed, and they do up the rear seatbelts.

bds. mad
I do the rear belts up myself prior to the MOT: years ago I had a car fail as the tester 'couldn't see the belt' (it was beneath the rear seat which I must've had down previously) and it 'wasn't up to him to find it'. As PH it was a '90 XR2i.

Situation was all the more annoying as it was the garage that my mate worked in.

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Radio X advertising. For every 5 or 6 adverts, at least 3 are for William Hill betting and the others are almost always another betting company. I’ve no problems with adverts (well, a little with betting adverts) and will happily tune them out in exchange for the decent stuff Radio X plays, but the same ad 3 times in 2 minutes every 1/2 hour is fking infuriating.

Wayne1989

53 posts

175 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Super Sonic said:
I hate when you take your car for repairs, and the mechanic moves the seat backwards but doesn't tell you or put it back where it was.
So you drive off, and when you go to shift up, you can't fully depress the clutch pedal. Really grinds my gears!
Opposite issue here being 6"6 when the seat is pulled forward so I can't get in the drivers seat and end up in a compromised position trying to move the seat back.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

82 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Jonboy_t said:
Radio X advertising. For every 5 or 6 adverts, at least 3 are for William Hill betting and the others are almost always another betting company. I’ve no problems with adverts (well, a little with betting adverts) and will happily tune them out in exchange for the decent stuff Radio X plays, but the same ad 3 times in 2 minutes every 1/2 hour is fking infuriating.
Couldn't agree more. Johnny Vaughan's show is brilliant, but I simply cannot listen to it.

Also not helped by the fact that they play the same songs over and over again.

paua

5,755 posts

144 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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SCEtoAUX said:
Also not helped by the fact that they play the same songs over and over again.
Over & Over Again - Nathan Sykes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eiv5aElMZs
HTH wink

V8mate

45,899 posts

190 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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The male propensity to collect stuff. Even when you know there's no good reason to.

My name is V8mate and I'm a musiccollectaholic.

I collect music (albums - digitally). Probably an average of 50 gigabytes a week. 3 terabytes of my NAS are taken with music and I've got more than another terabyte waiting to join it (but no space). Which means... we're gonna need a bigger boat.

The thing is, I don't have much free time to listen to music. And when I do, I automatically reach for the radio. Or YouTube.
So I tell myself that this collection will be for when I'm retired and have lots more time on my hands.

But will I sit and listen to thousands and thousands of albums when I'm retired? Chances are, because it's simply arranged in alphabetical order by artist, that some great music by artists who 'never hit the big time', will go unlistened to, for all eternity.

But the immediate issue is that I now urgently need a new NAS. Probably looking at the thick end of a grand for a decent upgrade in storage. But, for what? To accommodate a collection of stuff I'll likely never use.

But I can't stop collecting. Because I'm a bloke and I this is my collectaholism.

anonymous-user

55 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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V8mate said:
The male propensity to collect stuff. Even when you know there's no good reason to.

My name is V8mate and I'm a musiccollectaholic.

I collect music (albums - digitally). Probably an average of 50 gigabytes a week. 3 terabytes of my NAS are taken with music and I've got more than another terabyte waiting to join it (but no space). Which means... we're gonna need a bigger boat.

The thing is, I don't have much free time to listen to music. And when I do, I automatically reach for the radio. Or YouTube.
So I tell myself that this collection will be for when I'm retired and have lots more time on my hands.

But will I sit and listen to thousands and thousands of albums when I'm retired? Chances are, because it's simply arranged in alphabetical order by artist, that some great music by artists who 'never hit the big time', will go unlistened to, for all eternity.

But the immediate issue is that I now urgently need a new NAS. Probably looking at the thick end of a grand for a decent upgrade in storage. But, for what? To accommodate a collection of stuff I'll likely never use.

But I can't stop collecting. Because I'm a bloke and I this is my collectaholism.
I collect empty bottles. Well it sounds better than saying I’m an alcoholic.

RizzoTheRat

25,189 posts

193 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Generally radio DJ's wittering on, having chats with listeners about how they're driving to see aunty Mable, and the adverts annoy me beyond reason, but I have found a cure! I now listen to NPO Radio 2 or QMusic, both Dutch stations and my Dutch isn't good enough to understand what they're talking about. Far less annoying biggrin

Halmyre

11,210 posts

140 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Cliffe60 said:
V8mate said:
The male propensity to collect stuff. Even when you know there's no good reason to.

My name is V8mate and I'm a musiccollectaholic.

I collect music (albums - digitally). Probably an average of 50 gigabytes a week. 3 terabytes of my NAS are taken with music and I've got more than another terabyte waiting to join it (but no space). Which means... we're gonna need a bigger boat.

The thing is, I don't have much free time to listen to music. And when I do, I automatically reach for the radio. Or YouTube.
So I tell myself that this collection will be for when I'm retired and have lots more time on my hands.

But will I sit and listen to thousands and thousands of albums when I'm retired? Chances are, because it's simply arranged in alphabetical order by artist, that some great music by artists who 'never hit the big time', will go unlistened to, for all eternity.

But the immediate issue is that I now urgently need a new NAS. Probably looking at the thick end of a grand for a decent upgrade in storage. But, for what? To accommodate a collection of stuff I'll likely never use.

But I can't stop collecting. Because I'm a bloke and I this is my collectaholism.
I collect empty bottles. Well it sounds better than saying I’m an alcoholic.
As a keen entomologist, I amassed a large insect collection. Unfortunately I lost the lot when I went to the car wash.

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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IT. On the whole, it’s just a massive bag of dicks that has the potential (and desire, apparently) to ruin people’s day/week/life for absolutely no reason other than it feels like it.

Additionally, the fact that our working lives have all become so reliant on something that can be completely wiped out by a YTS boy pressing the wrong button. Or a cleaner unplugging something to put the hoover round. Or slightly warm weather making some metal a bit too hot.

Let’s just fk it all off and go back to paper, at least when you lose that is your own bloody fault.

Don’t try telling me it works, you’re wrong. It doesn’t.

captain_cynic

12,056 posts

96 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Jonboy_t said:
IT. On the whole, it’s just a massive bag of dicks that has the potential (and desire, apparently) to ruin people’s day/week/life for absolutely no reason other than it feels like it.

Additionally, the fact that our working lives have all become so reliant on something that can be completely wiped out by a YTS boy pressing the wrong button. Or a cleaner unplugging something to put the hoover round. Or slightly warm weather making some metal a bit too hot.

Let’s just fk it all off and go back to paper, at least when you lose that is your own bloody fault.

Don’t try telling me it works, you’re wrong. It doesn’t.
Maybe try listening to what IT are telling you and doing as your instructed.

It's not IT that is the problem it's the users who think they know better that screw everything up, usually not just for themselves.

If you're not smart enough to follow basic instructions then perhaps it's time for you to become a bin man instead.

And yes you're wrong... And you know you're wrong and pretending otherwise is only deluding yourself.

MartG

20,689 posts

205 months

Wednesday 16th June 2021
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Jonboy_t said:
IT. On the whole, it’s just a massive bag of dicks that has the potential (and desire, apparently) to ruin people’s day/week/life for absolutely no reason other than it feels like it.

Additionally, the fact that our working lives have all become so reliant on something that can be completely wiped out by a YTS boy pressing the wrong button. Or a cleaner unplugging something to put the hoover round. Or slightly warm weather making some metal a bit too hot.

Let’s just fk it all off and go back to paper, at least when you lose that is your own bloody fault.

Don’t try telling me it works, you’re wrong. It doesn’t.
Says the person posting on an online forum smile How many stamps would you need to reach the same audience using paper ?