Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37

[Bobberoo]

Magooagain said:

Pie was good as usual and I'm being offered ice cream as I type.
The peasant bit was a nod towards my peasant neighbour that has now identified himself to me and Eric our mayor that he his a bit st crazy full on racist.
Life has been hell here this last 48 hours and Eric is going to the police!

When I went on Thesday they said it not serious enough! Since then Eric has had words with him and his mrs and has come to the same conclusion as me.

I never new I had so much restraint but it's our life here in question and I'm not giving the peasant a chance to bleat victim which he has done before.

Jesus Magoo, that doesn't sound good, hopefully the police will take the Mayor more seriously, might be a good idea to start filming any interactions with this idiot!!!

[Bobberoo]

paua said:

glenrobbo said:

Ahoy there, paua!

Breakfast is served:



Glenrobbo's Special Mussels in a creamy garlic, tarragon, gin and onion sauce with sliced new potatoes and mushrooms, and buttered melba toast.

Here's to Dame Nelly!

Tha's making me 'ungry, GR. Much more appetizing than muesli wiff Greek yoghurt & dried fruits.
Morn chaps

Good morrow paua old chap!!!

[glenrobbo]

Ee, them mussels were delishush. A very high NOM quotient.

Now to finish off the rest of the pot of single cream with a dish of tiramasu.

Oh yeah.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

Jesus Magoo, that doesn't sound good, hopefully the police will take the Mayor more seriously, might be a good idea to start filming any interactions with this idiot!!!

There might be a problem getting M. Paysan to sign a subject permission/ rights waiver form to allow filming of his idiotic capers.

[Bobberoo]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo said:

Jesus Magoo, that doesn't sound good, hopefully the police will take the Mayor more seriously, might be a good idea to start filming any interactions with this idiot!!!

There might be a problem getting M. Paysan to sign a subject permission/ rights waiver form to allow filming of his idiotic capers.

Well the other option completely and utter infringes his human rights, so............

[Bobberoo]

As we're on holiday, i'm enjoying a couple of drinks, a rather nice Malbec, screw top of course, and i'm watching Traffic Cops on that there YouChoob!!!!

[Bobberoo]

Hhhmmmm, it appears that i've drunk a whole bottle of wine!!! Oooopppsss!!

[glenrobbo]

At a rate of 1 bottle of Malbec per hour, another 8 bottles should be enough to last you until morning Bobbers. Salut et santé, mon brave.

[Bobberoo]

I've failed you glenrobbo, started falling asleep after just the one bottle, time for bed methinks, night, night chaps!!

[glenrobbo]

Ah, I have woken up just in time for bed!.

I'd better go now, otherwise I won't be able to disappoint Kylie and Natalie.

Nite nite Trivialites.

Good luck with the little fishies, Paua.
I'm looking forward to a tasty brekky.

[paua]

glenrobbo said:

Ah, I have woken up just in time for bed!.

I'd better go now, otherwise I won't be able to disappoint Kylie and Natalie.

Nite nite Trivialites.

Good luck with the little fishies, Paua.
I'm looking forward to a tasty brekky.

Lunch today was paua patties. Homemade beer batter with a spooonful of Thai green curry

Edited by paua on Friday 24th September 05:17

[Magooagain]

paua said:

Lunch today was paua patties. Homemade beer batter with a spooonful of Thai green curry

Edited by paua on Friday 24th September 05:17

Mmm that sounds good Paua.
Good evening/morning to all.

[paua]

Bobberoo said:

Magooagain said:

Pie was good as usual and I'm being offered ice cream as I type.
The peasant bit was a nod towards my peasant neighbour that has now identified himself to me and Eric our mayor that he his a bit st crazy full on racist.
Life has been hell here this last 48 hours and Eric is going to the police!

When I went on Thesday they said it not serious enough! Since then Eric has had words with him and his mrs and has come to the same conclusion as me.

I never new I had so much restraint but it's our life here in question and I'm not giving the peasant a chance to bleat victim which he has done before.

Jesus Magoo, that doesn't sound good, hopefully the police will take the Mayor more seriously, might be a good idea to start filming any interactions with this idiot!!!

Can I suggest the careful placement of a recently dead octopus on his exhaust manifold.

[ApOrbital]

Good morning all

[Bobberoo]

Morning chaps
Cleaning this morning followed by a visit to Mrs Bobbers aunt and uncle!!
Weather appears good, well it's certainly bright outside through the curtains anyway!!

Paua, do you and the family eat a lot of fish/seafood, and do the rest of your family like it?

[glenrobbo]

paua said:

Can I suggest the careful placement of a recently dead octopus on up his exhaust manifold.

FTFY

Good Morning Trivialites & Gastrognomes wherever ye may be.

My Elbows of Reality have detected no wood, lead, black plastic, rolled up carpet or linen shroud cloth, so I'm good for another day of frantic inactivity.

A pint mug of tea and a Noatie are keeping me pretty busy at the moment, then I have a load of pondering to carry on with, followed by a sharp bout of prevarication, then lunch. After that, there's some other things that I really should be getting on with, but I can't remember the big word for it* just now.

Nope, it'll come to me in a bit, I'm sure. Damn this atrophied brain!
Anyway, carry on rewardless everyone, and make sure you jolly well enjoy it... or else!

* Got it!!! Procrastination! That's the word! Hah!!

[glenrobbo]

Oh, I nearly forgot to tell you:

My strimmer has melted.

Never mind, I'll let Mrs Robbo loose with a pair of nail scissors.
I don't usually let her have anything sharp, but needs must and all that. She can trim her bush whilst she's at it. It's starting to get somewhat out of control.

Grey and overcast here oop norf. And it's bin day. Out.

[paua]

Bobberoo said:

Morning chaps
Cleaning this morning followed by a visit to Mrs Bobbers aunt and uncle!!
Weather appears good, well it's certainly bright outside through the curtains anyway!!

Paua, do you and the family eat a lot of fish/seafood, and do the rest of your family like it?

Not nearly as much as we should - wife & kids not that keen, except for salmon & smoked salmon ( I smoke fish). Kids have a bit of a reaction to lobster, wife thinks it's a Michelin product. Sometimes I have something fishy & leave th' rest of them to their own devices.

[Bobberoo]

paua said:

Bobberoo said:

Morning chaps
Cleaning this morning followed by a visit to Mrs Bobbers aunt and uncle!!
Weather appears good, well it's certainly bright outside through the curtains anyway!!

Paua, do you and the family eat a lot of fish/seafood, and do the rest of your family like it?

Not nearly as much as we should - wife & kids not that keen, except for salmon & smoked salmon ( I smoke fish). Kids have a bit of a reaction to lobster, wife thinks it's a Michelin product. Sometimes I have something fishy & leave th' rest of them to their own devices.

The only fish I used to eat when I was younger was tinned Tuna or cod and chips, it's only really been since we've been married that I've tried more fish, love salmon and pretty much all shellfish, still not a fan of mackerel or sardines though!!

ION we've finished the cleaning!!

[Bomma R1]

Artnoon all

<Switches off tractor and removes piece of straw from mouth>

pequod said:

Bomma R1 said:

pequod said:

Get yerself one of these if you wanna go crabbing with your new inkpot and onesies!

It's a lovely old thing pequod, I wouldn't be too sure about what to do with those sail / sheet things though whatever they're called.

I can just about manage a sailboard alright, when it comes to a full size boat I really need an engine of some description.

Tis easy enough to fit an iron tops'l and many already have 'em!

I would recommend it Bomma, old chap, if you is moving to that there Nofolk?

Maybe give this a go, from where I borrowed the photo, for a taste of the adventure?

https://coastalexplorationcompany.co.uk/shop/p/cra...

Thanks for that pequod old boy, interesting stuff indeed. Right up my strasse, as they say.

Anyhow, I doubt we'll be about for the TTFNQ as we're off out for a bit of dinner this evening. Italian, apparently, seems the days of a Friday night curry, eight pints and punch up are long gone.

Never mind, probably for the best.