Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 37

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pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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The Sun came up upon the left,
Out of the sea came he!
And he shone bright, and on the right
Went down into the sea.

Higher and higher every day,
Till over the mast at noon—'
The Wedding-Guest here beat his breast,
For he heard the loud bassoon.

The bride hath paced into the hall,
Red as a rose is she;
Nodding their heads before her goes
The merry minstrelsy.

The Wedding-Guest he beat his breast,
Yet he cannot choose but hear;
And thus spake on that ancient man,
The bright-eyed Mariner.

And now the STORM-BLAST came, and he
Was tyrannous and strong:
He struck with his o'ertaking wings,
And chased us south along.

With sloping masts and dipping prow,
As who pursued with yell and blow
Still treads the shadow of his foe,
And forward bends his head,
The ship drove fast, loud roared the blast,
And southward aye we fled.

And now there came both mist and snow,
And it grew wondrous cold:
And ice, mast-high, came floating by,
As green as emerald.

And through the drifts the snowy clifts
Did send a dismal sheen:
Nor shapes of men nor beasts we ken—
The ice was all between.

The ice was here, the ice was there,
The ice was all around:
It cracked and growled, and roared and howled,
Like noises in a swound!

At length did cross an Albatross,
Thorough the fog it came;
As if it had been a Christian soul,
We hailed it in God's name.

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pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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It ate the food it ne'er had eat,
And round and round it flew.
The ice did split with a thunder-fit;
The helmsman steered us through!

And a good south wind sprung up behind;
The Albatross did follow,
And every day, for food or play,
Came to the mariner's hollo!

In mist or cloud, on mast or shroud,
It perched for vespers nine;
Whiles all the night, through fog-smoke white,
Glimmered the white Moon-shine.'

'God save thee, ancient Mariner!
From the fiends, that plague thee thus!—
Why look'st thou so?'—With my cross-bow
I shot the ALBATROSS.

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Magooagain

10,000 posts

171 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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New volume coming up!

DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Magooagain said:
New volume coming up!
Is the sun over the yardarm?

(Yes, I know it is. But there are traditions and customs we have to uphold.)

DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Magooagain said:
New volume coming up!
In February 2012, the new volume was introduced with Roman Numerals as Volume XI to avoid unnecessary Spinal Tap references.

"New volume coming up."
"Volume 11?"

etc etc

/TT History Lesson

Magooagain

10,000 posts

171 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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DickyC said:
Is the sun over the yardarm?

(Yes, I know it is. But there are traditions and customs we have to uphold.)
When it suits. Yes of course.
Where is that boy?

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

126 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Right, we're all set over here. Well, I've opened a new packet of ciggies anyhow.

I'll let everyone know the move's underway with an audio / visual signal:


spikeyhead

17,337 posts

198 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Teriyaki salmon for dinner, albeit with basmati and not jasmine rice.

pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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The Sun now rose upon the right:
Out of the sea came he,
Still hid in mist, and on the left
Went down into the sea.

And the good south wind still blew behind,
But no sweet bird did follow,
Nor any day for food or play
Came to the mariner's hollo!

And I had done a hellish thing,
And it would work 'em woe:
For all averred, I had killed the bird
That made the breeze to blow.
Ah wretch! said they, the bird to slay,
That made the breeze to blow!

Nor dim nor red, like God's own head,
The glorious Sun uprist:
Then all averred, I had killed the bird
That brought the fog and mist.
'Twas right, said they, such birds to slay,
That bring the fog and mist.

The fair breeze blew, the white foam flew,
The furrow followed free;
We were the first that ever burst
Into that silent sea.

Down dropt the breeze, the sails dropt down,
'Twas sad as sad could be;
And we did speak only to break
The silence of the sea!

All in a hot and copper sky,
The bloody Sun, at noon,
Right up above the mast did stand,
No bigger than the Moon.

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, nor breath nor motion;
As idle as a painted ship
Upon a painted ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Nor any drop to drink.

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DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Woe, woe and thrice woe.

pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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The very deep did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy sea.

About, about, in reel and rout
The death-fires danced at night;
The water, like a witch's oils,
Burnt green, and blue and white.

And some in dreams assurèd were
Of the Spirit that plagued us so;
Nine fathom deep he had followed us
From the land of mist and snow.

And every tongue, through utter drought,
Was withered at the root;
We could not speak, no more than if
We had been choked with soot.

Ah! well a-day! what evil looks
Had I from old and young!
Instead of the cross, the Albatross
About my neck was hung.

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DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Delaying tactics?

I didn't get the memo.

DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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If the bookbinder comes tomorrow it's double time. If he comes today it's only time and a half.

pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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There passed a weary time. Each throat
Was parched, and glazed each eye.
A weary time! a weary time!
How glazed each weary eye,

When looking westward, I beheld
A something in the sky.

At first it seemed a little speck,
And then it seemed a mist;
It moved and moved, and took at last
A certain shape, I wist.

A speck, a mist, a shape, I wist!
And still it neared and neared:
As if it dodged a water-sprite,
It plunged and tacked and veered.

With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,
We could nor laugh nor wail;
Through utter drought all dumb we stood!
I bit my arm, I sucked the blood,
And cried, A sail! a sail!

With throats unslaked, with black lips baked,
Agape they heard me call:
Gramercy! they for joy did grin,
And all at once their breath drew in.
As they were drinking all.

See! see! (I cried) she tacks no more!
Hither to work us weal;
Without a breeze, without a tide,
She steadies with upright keel!

The western wave was all a-flame.
The day was well nigh done!
Almost upon the western wave
Rested the broad bright Sun;
When that strange shape drove suddenly
Betwixt us and the Sun.

And straight the Sun was flecked with bars,
(Heaven's Mother send us grace!)
As if through a dungeon-grate he peered
With broad and burning face.

Alas! (thought I, and my heart beat loud)
How fast she nears and nears!
Are those her sails that glance in the Sun,
Like restless gossameres?

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Bomma R1

14,495 posts

126 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Bomma R1

14,495 posts

126 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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That should wake the buggers up.

If all else fails there's always the ROFL Pyramid.

DickyC

49,790 posts

199 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Two and a bit pages to go.

pequod

8,997 posts

139 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Are those her ribs through which the Sun
Did peer, as through a grate?
And is that Woman all her crew?
Is that a DEATH? and are there two?
Is DEATH that woman's mate?

Her lips were red, her looks were free,
Her locks were yellow as gold:
Her skin was as white as leprosy,
The Night-mare LIFE-IN-DEATH was she,
Who thicks man's blood with cold.

The naked hulk alongside came,
And the twain were casting dice;
'The game is done! I've won! I've won!'
Quoth she, and whistles thrice.

The Sun's rim dips; the stars rush out;
At one stride comes the dark;
With far-heard whisper, o'er the sea,
Off shot the spectre-bark.

We listened and looked sideways up!
Fear at my heart, as at a cup,
My life-blood seemed to sip!
The stars were dim, and thick the night,
The steersman's face by his lamp gleamed white;
From the sails the dew did drip—
Till clomb above the eastern bar
The hornèd Moon, with one bright star
Within the nether tip.

One after one, by the star-dogged Moon,
Too quick for groan or sigh,
Each turned his face with a ghastly pang,
And cursed me with his eye.

Four times fifty living men,
(And I heard nor sigh nor groan)
With heavy thump, a lifeless lump,
They dropped down one by one.

The souls did from their bodies fly,—
They fled to bliss or woe!
And every soul, it passed me by,
Like the whizz of my cross-bow!

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Bomma R1

14,495 posts

126 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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DickyC said:
Two and a bit pages to go.
Are you sure? I'm on page 249 here. I'm not sure if that's where I should be, but that's where I'm at.

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

126 months

Saturday 27th November 2021
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Anyhow, I'm enjoying The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner.

I've cut all the bits out so far and rolled them up, I'm going to stick them in a frame and put it up on the hangar wall.
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