Geek Jokes Volume 0b10
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smn159 said:
Zumbruk said:
Yeah, it's almost as if they didn't know we'd have iPads and MacBook Airs when they wrote it in the 60shttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artificial_intellige...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fictional_co...
https://h2g2.com/edited_entry/A1063531
Strangely Brown said:
AstonZagato said:
Werner Heisenberg is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mphper hour?”
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
FTFY.The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mph
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
You also failed to fix the actual error in the original joke.
(This is the geek jokes thread. We have standards here).
deckster said:
Strangely Brown said:
AstonZagato said:
Werner Heisenberg is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mphper hour?”
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
FTFY.The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mph
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
You also failed to fix the actual error in the original joke.
(This is the geek jokes thread. We have standards here).
I was always under the impression that macroscopic objects are subject to the HUP, but the uncertainties are too small to measure.
https://physicstoday.scitation.org/do/10.1063/PT.5...
deckster said:
Strangely Brown said:
AstonZagato said:
Werner Heisenberg is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mphper hour?”
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
FTFY.The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mph
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
You also failed to fix the actual error in the original joke.
(This is the geek jokes thread. We have standards here).
Since electrons do not drive cars (unless as part of atoms comprising humans) then your fix of my fix has also failed.
Anyway, the joke only works with a human in the car and it has to be Heisenberg to make the connection.
Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?
Heisenberg: No, officer. But I know where I am.
Zumbruk said:
deckster said:
Strangely Brown said:
AstonZagato said:
Werner Heisenberg is driving down a motorway, and a policeman pulls him over.
The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mphper hour?”
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
FTFY.The policeman says: “Sir, do you realize you were traveling at 85mph
Heisenberg goes: “Oh great! Now I’m lost.”
You also failed to fix the actual error in the original joke.
(This is the geek jokes thread. We have standards here).
I was always under the impression that macroscopic objects are subject to the HUP, but the uncertainties are too small to measure.
https://physicstoday.scitation.org/do/10.1063/PT.5...
And also - fascinating, thank you.
deckster said:
And also - fascinating, thank you.
Also...
https://physicsworld.com/a/wave-particle-duality-s...
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