Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

Geek Jokes Volume 0b10

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kowalski655

14,647 posts

143 months

Thursday 9th December 2021
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The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly £499
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID.

Mammasaid

3,844 posts

97 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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kowalski655 said:
The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly £499
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID.
I've got 1009 Roman Numeral jokes, but they're never in order.

dxg

8,211 posts

260 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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deckster said:
Zumbruk said:
Makes no difference. Multiplication and division are commutative, as are addition & subtraction.
I'm probably due a mathematical whoosh parrot. But since when have division and subtraction been commutative?
You want to be a Quantity Surveyor. A land in which timesing and multiplication are not the same thing. At all.

And the writing down of any operators is forbidden. If you've set out your calcs right, they aren't needed. Too slow.

Except for timesing, which is /

And, on the exceptionally rare occasions when you might need it (always best to multiply by a fraction), division, which is )

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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dxg said:
You want to be a Quantity Surveyor. A land in which timesing and multiplication are not the same thing. At all.

And the writing down of any operators is forbidden. If you've set out your calcs right, they aren't needed. Too slow.

Except for timesing, which is /

And, on the exceptionally rare occasions when you might need it (always best to multiply by a fraction), division, which is )
I work programming very limited hardware, which means going to some lengths to avoid division at all costs.
And anything beyond multiplication is a lookup table.
smile

TwigtheWonderkid

43,393 posts

150 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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kowalski655 said:
The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly £499
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID.
499 in Roman numerals is CDXCIX, not ID. You only put letters before or after other letters which are one step away in their power. so units on tens, tens on hundreds, hundreds on thousands etc.

So you split it up to write it. so 499 is 400 (CD) then 90 (XC) and then 9 (IX)

Sorry to be a geek but if I can't be one on this thread, where can I be?

e-honda

8,900 posts

146 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
499 in Roman numerals is CDXCIX, not ID. You only put letters before or after other letters which are one step away in their power. so units on tens, tens on hundreds, hundreds on thousands etc.

So you split it up to write it. so 499 is 400 (CD) then 90 (XC) and then 9 (IX)

Sorry to be a geek but if I can't be one on this thread, where can I be?
You are going to look so silly if he turns out to be an actual Roman and tells you you've been doing it wrong.

Clockwork Cupcake

74,585 posts

272 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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e-honda said:
You are going to look so silly if he turns out to be an actual Roman and tells you you've been doing it wrong.
"People called 'Romanes' they go the house"


Nimby

4,592 posts

150 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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By coincidence, and prompted by omicron, Numberphile released a video yesterday which includes a description of the ancient Greek numbering system

Skyedriver

17,871 posts

282 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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Nimby said:
By coincidence, and prompted by omicron, Numberphile released a video yesterday which includes a description of the ancient Greek numbering system
I knew we could count on you.

kowalski655

14,647 posts

143 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
kowalski655 said:
The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly £499
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID.
499 in Roman numerals is CDXCIX, not ID. You only put letters before or after other letters which are one step away in their power. so units on tens, tens on hundreds, hundreds on thousands etc.

So you split it up to write it. so 499 is 400 (CD) then 90 (XC) and then 9 (IX)

Sorry to be a geek but if I can't be one on this thread, where can I be?

Scalpel...retractors...kitten.....watering can

You have to be near Roman age to get the last reference probably, but I appreciate the geeky correction

Clockwork Cupcake

74,585 posts

272 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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That's Numberwang

TwigtheWonderkid

43,393 posts

150 months

Friday 10th December 2021
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kowalski655 said:
TwigtheWonderkid said:
kowalski655 said:
The cost of joining the Roman Numeral Society was exactly £499
They wouldn't let me in because I didn't have ID.
499 in Roman numerals is CDXCIX, not ID. You only put letters before or after other letters which are one step away in their power. so units on tens, tens on hundreds, hundreds on thousands etc.

So you split it up to write it. so 499 is 400 (CD) then 90 (XC) and then 9 (IX)

Sorry to be a geek but if I can't be one on this thread, where can I be?

Scalpel...retractors...kitten.....watering can

You have to be near Roman age to get the last reference probably, but I appreciate the geeky correction
Using your Roman numeral method, I assume they would have let you in if the cost was £495.

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Saturday 11th December 2021
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Nimby said:
By coincidence, and prompted by omicron, Numberphile released a video yesterday which includes a description of the ancient Greek numbering system

AW111

9,674 posts

133 months

Saturday 11th December 2021
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MartG said:
Very good.

e-honda

8,900 posts

146 months

Saturday 11th December 2021
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Sounds more Roman to me

MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Saturday 11th December 2021
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MartG

20,683 posts

204 months

Saturday 11th December 2021
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havoc

30,074 posts

235 months

Sunday 12th December 2021
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MartG said:
I resemble that joke...

getmecoat

e-honda

8,900 posts

146 months

Sunday 12th December 2021
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I thought the devil was in the detail

ajprice

27,498 posts

196 months

Monday 13th December 2021
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