Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

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glenrobbo

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35,316 posts

151 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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DickyC said:


coffee
Gastard?

2021 Rover 75s? They look rather dusty. Just saying.

Looks like P5BNij will be having a bit of a break next month ...

Bomma R1

14,508 posts

126 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Morning all bounce



smile

paua

5,781 posts

144 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bobberoo said:
witteringon said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
"An indirect vacuum system rigged to a float valve..."

Christ. It's enough to make your bloody eyes water.
It was put together from a few bits salvaged from the toilet on that there 707 behind Hangar 13, should be fine...
nono That'll never work, you can clearly see the googleflange is inverted, which will cause a vacuum on the sphincter multiplier return inducer, creating a negative suction implosion, resulting in a catastrophic syphon failure!!!
Morneve, try hooking it up to th DeLorean's flux capacitor.

slopes

38,842 posts

188 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Looks like P5BNij will be having a bit of a break next month ...
yes but i fail to understand the reasoning behind it all. I get that the RMT is protecting it’s workers from alleged redundancies by Network Fail* but surely bringing the country’s rail network to a grinding halt is counter productive.
But what do i know, i am sure our esteemed Ninky Nonk Pilot will be along soon to explain it for those who don’t understand it wavey so we can understand thier grievance.
* i say alleged because i haven’t really looked into it to be honest and seeing as i work less than 1.5 miles from work, i dont have a need to use the railways.

Bobberoo

38,775 posts

99 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Morning/evening chaps wavey
Sun and clouds this morning, unsure of the outcome!!
A stressful day yesterday and I don't think it'll be any less stressful today, we have 2 out until Thursday doing exams which leaves us very short staffed, and we have a priority job to try and program and get on a machine tomorrow!!

Paua that might just work!!! Now all we have to do is borrow his Delorean!!!

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:


coffee
Gastard?

2021 Rover 75s? They look rather dusty. Just saying.

Looks like P5BNij will be having a bit of a break next month ...
Eh...? Are you inferring that I is partial to musty old Rovers, like? Perishing flipping Nora, the very notion of acquiring yet another ancient jalopy is furthest from my mind young man hehe



DickyC

49,851 posts

199 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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EVERY DAY A NEW EXPERIENCE

I just got into the shower with my glasses on. Life firstly in soft focus then completely obscured.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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slopes said:
glenrobbo said:
Looks like P5BNij will be having a bit of a break next month ...
yes but i fail to understand the reasoning behind it all. I get that the RMT is protecting it’s workers from alleged redundancies by Network Fail* but surely bringing the country’s rail network to a grinding halt is counter productive.
But what do i know, i am sure our esteemed Ninky Nonk Pilot will be along soon to explain it for those who don’t understand it wavey so we can understand thier grievance.
* i say alleged because i haven’t really looked into it to be honest and seeing as i work less than 1.5 miles from work, i dont have a need to use the railways.
Righty ho I’ll give this one a whirl - for starters, I’m not in the RMT, I’m in ASLEF, which represents far more drivers than the RMT does, secondly ASLEF are not on strike, thirdly I’ve never once gone on strike nor voted for industrial action. There, got that out of the way wink

To the matter in hand - the route cause of the RMT’s action is the incompetence of the TOC’s management and their reliance on current drivers doing overtime (working their rest days which is not compulsory) just to cover the basic roster and timetable. The TOC concerned does not want to train up sufficient drivers to cover all of the work and a lot of existing drivers do not want to do the overtime, ergo, crap service from the TOC, but all the public sees and hears about is recalcitrant, greedy drivers wanting it all their own way. It was ever thus and always will be until enough drivers are taken on and trained up!

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Good morning all busy day at work for me today and that fking ing wking cock sucking of all s covid has at last got me the fking wkerrage

wavey

slopes

38,842 posts

188 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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P5BNij said:
slopes said:
glenrobbo said:
Looks like P5BNij will be having a bit of a break next month ...
yes but i fail to understand the reasoning behind it all. I get that the RMT is protecting it’s workers from alleged redundancies by Network Fail* but surely bringing the country’s rail network to a grinding halt is counter productive.
But what do i know, i am sure our esteemed Ninky Nonk Pilot will be along soon to explain it for those who don’t understand it wavey so we can understand thier grievance.
* i say alleged because i haven’t really looked into it to be honest and seeing as i work less than 1.5 miles from work, i dont have a need to use the railways.
Righty ho I’ll give this one a whirl - for starters, I’m not in the RMT, I’m in ASLEF, which represents far more drivers than the RMT does, secondly ASLEF are not on strike, thirdly I’ve never once gone on strike nor voted for industrial action. There, got that out of the way wink

To the matter in hand - the route cause of the RMT’s action is the incompetence of the TOC’s management and their reliance on current drivers doing overtime (working their rest days which is not compulsory) just to cover the basic roster and timetable. The TOC concerned does not want to train up sufficient drivers to cover all of the work and a lot of existing drivers do not want to do the overtime, ergo, crap service from the TOC, but all the public sees and hears about is recalcitrant, greedy drivers wanting it all their own way. It was ever thus and always will be until enough drivers are taken on and trained up!
Fanks, i knew you would be along to explain it all proper like wavey



ApO - sorry to hear that fella, hope it doesnt affect you too badly

spikeyhead

17,357 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Morning all

Hope you're soon feeling better ApO

glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,316 posts

151 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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P5BNij said:
Eh...? Are you inferring that I is partial to musty old Rovers, like? Perishing flipping Nora, the very notion of acquiring yet another ancient jalopy is furthest from my mind young man hehe
Sorry Nij. paperbag

I omitted to type 'IOTN' before I started the last -entirely unrelated sentence regarding your imminent break from your Ninky-Nonk and those troublesome trucks.

Good morneve all! wavey

I'm off to do some Robbopopping now.
Catch yer later.


glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,316 posts

151 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Sorry to hear that the Lurgy has got you ApO. frown

Show it who's the Boss by setting all yer wasps on the bugger.

GWS mate.

glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,316 posts

151 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bobbers, I see your foxy fourtoe and raise you this:



This pic was taken by my daughter yesterday at 13:00hrs


"Ooh, innee bold!" wink

Byker28i

60,294 posts

218 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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paua said:
Bobberoo said:
witteringon said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
"An indirect vacuum system rigged to a float valve..."

Christ. It's enough to make your bloody eyes water.
It was put together from a few bits salvaged from the toilet on that there 707 behind Hangar 13, should be fine...
nono That'll never work, you can clearly see the googleflange is inverted, which will cause a vacuum on the sphincter multiplier return inducer, creating a negative suction implosion, resulting in a catastrophic syphon failure!!!
Morneve, try hooking it up to th DeLorean's flux capacitor.
Seems to be an odd excuse for being caught with the todger up the hoover... wink

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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glenrobbo said:
Bobbers, I see your foxy fourtoe and raise you this:



This pic was taken by my daughter yesterday at 13:00hrs


"Ooh, innee bold!" wink
Oh I had a fox at work the other morning I saved it from getting deaded.

paua

5,781 posts

144 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Byker28i said:
paua said:
Bobberoo said:
witteringon said:
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
"An indirect vacuum system rigged to a float valve..."

Christ. It's enough to make your bloody eyes water.
It was put together from a few bits salvaged from the toilet on that there 707 behind Hangar 13, should be fine...
nono That'll never work, you can clearly see the googleflange is inverted, which will cause a vacuum on the sphincter multiplier return inducer, creating a negative suction implosion, resulting in a catastrophic syphon failure!!!
Morneve, try hooking it up to th DeLorean's flux capacitor.
Seems to be an odd excuse for being caught with the todger up the hoover... wink
I lived in Cologne for 4 years about 20 years ago ( & commuted back here ,seasonally). One night I watched some American Talk/ comedy show on TV. Involved a vacuum cleaner company's disclaimer against people inserting their penis in the pipe. Host read from the handbook/ instructions. Quite amusing - "Do not insert penis" etc
Fear of being sued by really stupid people doing braindead stuff.

ApOrbital

9,969 posts

119 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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I have been sent home Grrrr i have 30 plus italians to deal with,Arrivederci.


Mallard126

3,439 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Sorry to hear about the dreaded lurgy, ApO. Hope it passes you by swiftly and without incident.

Just caught up on all matters trivial having been busy all day yesterday with inky skin related stuff then kicking a ball around with boy number one.

IOTN my Giulia is being given a thorough servicing by the nice chaps at Northern Alfa Performance today which as luck would have it is just down the road from my mum's house so I'm working from her dining table and eating her biscuits today. Dark Chocolate Gingers no less. They're rather excellent, perhaps I could persuade Battert to add some to his next comestibles order.

P5BNij

15,875 posts

107 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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glenrobbo said:
P5BNij said:
Eh...? Are you inferring that I is partial to musty old Rovers, like? Perishing flipping Nora, the very notion of acquiring yet another ancient jalopy is furthest from my mind young man hehe
Sorry Nij. paperbag

I omitted to type 'IOTN' before I started the last -entirely unrelated sentence regarding your imminent break from your Ninky-Nonk and those troublesome trucks.

Good morneve all! wavey

I'm off to do some Robbopopping now.
Catch yer later.
S'alright Mr.Guvnor sir, I think I grabbed hold of the wrong end of the stick and smacked myself in the chops with it beer

IOTN, I've just had to fork out just over £700 for a new alloy wheel and tyre for the Jag as a follow on from my earlier encounter with a fox and one of Warwickshire County Council's newly installed kerbstones, whereupon the inside of the original O/S front rim was damaged, unseen. Grrr, harrummmphhhh, botheration and bugger-me-sideways etc.

IOOTN, a very thoughtful chap on one of the Maser facebook groups is kindly parting out a wreck of a Biturbo he just bought on ebay, selling everything bar the engine and gearbox at sensible non extortionate prices to anyone who needs them. I've bagged a few bits 'n' bobs for the 430, some of which are ten times the price elsewhere.

IOOOTN, the insurance renewal for the Mini and Maser combined policy has arrived, with 90 off last year's price.PS : sorry to hear of the poxy covid pox infliction Apo.



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