Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

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Byker28i

59,864 posts

217 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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ApOrbital said:
I have been sent home Grrrr i have 30 plus italians to deal with,Arrivederci.

I think I prefer a Primitivo wink

Bobberoo

38,638 posts

98 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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WHAT
A
fkING
DAY.

Sorry to hear you're infected again ApO, hope it's the mild one!!!

Scrump

22,017 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bobberoo said:
WHAT
A
fkING
DAY.

Sorry to hear you're infected again ApO, hope it's the mild one!!!
Bobbers, I preferred your daily grumpy face posts


Hope you recover soon ApO

DickyC

49,757 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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If all the flies were one fly, what a great enormous fly-follolloper that would bold.

Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.

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Get well ApO.

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A mixed message there.

glenrobbo

Original Poster:

35,266 posts

150 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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DickyC said:
If all the flies were one fly, what a great enormous fly-follolloper that would bold.

Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.

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Get well ApO.

...

A mixed message there.
And if all the butterflies in the land were joined end to end, we would be inundated with caterpillars! yikes

DickyC

49,757 posts

198 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
If all the flies were one fly, what a great enormous fly-follolloper that would bold.

Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.

...

Get well ApO.

...

A mixed message there.
And if all the butterflies in the land were joined end to end, we would be inundated with caterpillars! yikes
Sprinkly wise worms. Deep joy.

slopes

38,823 posts

187 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Today, i will mostly be arguing with Her Ladyship when i get home.
This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers

All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.

Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of shout going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship ranting at me and me eek

pequod

8,997 posts

138 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Artnoon all! wavey

What a day... the Dowager has reacted to her forf CP-V administered yesternoon and is causing some concern due to an unusual symptom, and no mistake!

Declaring war on the Outer Hebrides and peeling spuds.....??? scratchchin

IOTN: The assembly of the UES is ongoing and sent Benson up the windmill blades this artnoon (Bosun's chair), with a grease gun to lubricate that there axle bearing plus sewing in a few patches on the sails. smash

It'll be fine...

Pout

Bobberoo

38,638 posts

98 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Home at last!!!
Three projects on the go, all of them priorities, a successful outcome to two of them, although this will mean more work to correct the issue, at least a day's work for me on that one correction, and another program nearing completion!!!

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Well, I've let my thoughts on the UES be known Pequod old boy, I sincerely hope you don't end up in A&E with half the bloody contraption attached to you in some way or another.

The mind boggles, it really does...

pequod

8,997 posts

138 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bomma R1 said:
Well, I've let my thoughts on the UES be known Pequod old boy, I sincerely hope you don't end up in A&E with half the bloody contraption attached to you in some way or another.

The mind boggles, it really does...
Very considerate of you old boy, but I believe you have misunderstood the design? I isn't attaching the contraption 'directly', as I said it's an indirect vacuum system as used on them there airplanes, plus a funnel....

Downstream, as it were, is where the real engineering genius begins!

Edited by pequod on Wednesday 25th May 17:14

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Oh, and slopes old chap: next time the daughter uses your washing machine, pour a good glug of bright green dye in the detergent drawer thing and pop it on a boil wash.



That'll learn the buggers.

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Well, I've let my thoughts on the UES be known Pequod old boy, I sincerely hope you don't end up in A&E with half the bloody contraption attached to you in some way or another.

The mind boggles, it really does...
Very considerate of you old boy, but I believe you have misunderstood the design? I isn't attaching the contraption 'directly', as I said it's an indirect vacuum system as used on them there airplanes, plus a funnel....

Downstream, as it were, is where the real engineering genius begins!
Hellfire, I'm afraid I'd completely misunderstood old chap.

Thank the Lord.

Scrump

22,017 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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slopes said:
Today, i will mostly be arguing with Her Ladyship when i get home.
This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers

All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.

Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of shout going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship ranting at me and me eek
There is a pint waiting for you at the B&L beer

Anyone else joining us for a beer?

Bobberoo

38,638 posts

98 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Already started here!!!

Bobberoo

38,638 posts

98 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Peri-Peri chicken with peppers, onions and lemon rice for tea, twas jolly nice too!!

I see the tank is gone from the front lawn, made a right mess of the border it has, Battett won't be pleased when he sees that!!!

Bomma R1

14,495 posts

125 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Well he obviously hasn't seen the border at all, he was the one driving the bloody tank at the time tank

Anyhow, that reminds me: would anyone like a bagful of "spares or repair" rhododendrons?

Scrump

22,017 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bomma R1 said:
Anyhow, that reminds me: would anyone like a bagful of "spares or repair" rhododendrons?
When can u deliver?

Bobberoo

38,638 posts

98 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Scrump said:
Bomma R1 said:
Anyhow, that reminds me: would anyone like a bagful of "spares or repair" rhododendrons?
When can u deliver?
Wot's ur best offer?

Scrump

22,017 posts

158 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bobberoo said:
Wot's ur best offer?
Half a tin of spam and some (slightly used) cotton buds
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