Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38
Discussion
DickyC said:
If all the flies were one fly, what a great enormous fly-follolloper that would bold.
Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.
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Get well ApO.
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A mixed message there.
And if all the butterflies in the land were joined end to end, we would be inundated with caterpillars! Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.
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Get well ApO.
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A mixed message there.
glenrobbo said:
DickyC said:
If all the flies were one fly, what a great enormous fly-follolloper that would bold.
Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.
...
Get well ApO.
...
A mixed message there.
And if all the butterflies in the land were joined end to end, we would be inundated with caterpillars! Ogdens Nut Gone Flake by The Small Faces is 54 years old today.
...
Get well ApO.
...
A mixed message there.
Today, i will mostly be arguing with Her Ladyship when i get home.
This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers
All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.
Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship at me and me
This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers
All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.
Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship at me and me
Artnoon all!
What a day... the Dowager has reacted to her forf CP-V administered yesternoon and is causing some concern due to an unusual symptom, and no mistake!
Declaring war on the Outer Hebrides and peeling spuds.....???
IOTN: The assembly of the UES is ongoing and sent Benson up the windmill blades this artnoon (Bosun's chair), with a grease gun to lubricate that there axle bearing plus sewing in a few patches on the sails.
It'll be fine...
Pout
What a day... the Dowager has reacted to her forf CP-V administered yesternoon and is causing some concern due to an unusual symptom, and no mistake!
Declaring war on the Outer Hebrides and peeling spuds.....???
IOTN: The assembly of the UES is ongoing and sent Benson up the windmill blades this artnoon (Bosun's chair), with a grease gun to lubricate that there axle bearing plus sewing in a few patches on the sails.
It'll be fine...
Pout
Bomma R1 said:
Well, I've let my thoughts on the UES be known Pequod old boy, I sincerely hope you don't end up in A&E with half the bloody contraption attached to you in some way or another.
The mind boggles, it really does...
Very considerate of you old boy, but I believe you have misunderstood the design? I isn't attaching the contraption 'directly', as I said it's an indirect vacuum system as used on them there airplanes, plus a funnel....The mind boggles, it really does...
Downstream, as it were, is where the real engineering genius begins!
Edited by pequod on Wednesday 25th May 17:14
pequod said:
Bomma R1 said:
Well, I've let my thoughts on the UES be known Pequod old boy, I sincerely hope you don't end up in A&E with half the bloody contraption attached to you in some way or another.
The mind boggles, it really does...
Very considerate of you old boy, but I believe you have misunderstood the design? I isn't attaching the contraption 'directly', as I said it's an indirect vacuum system as used on them there airplanes, plus a funnel....The mind boggles, it really does...
Downstream, as it were, is where the real engineering genius begins!
Thank the Lord.
slopes said:
Today, i will mostly be arguing with Her Ladyship when i get home.
This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers
All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.
Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship at me and me
There is a pint waiting for you at the B&L This is to do with British Gas raising the price of our monthly bill by 260! No, that isn't a misprint and this despite being on their 'fixed rate plan'
They are a bunch of thieving wkers
All of this has in no way, shape or form, have anything do with her daughter coming round once a week to do all of their laundry as their washing machine is "broken" and the daughter's dhead husband refusing to replaceit so he can blow his money with his mates instead.
Equally, this in no way, shape or form has anything to do with the fact she has the washing machine going all day long, the tumble dryer going all day long, the heating on all day long - even in summer - because dhead husbands precious t shirts can't be dried except on a radiator, the tv on all day long for our youngest grand daughter who proceeds to ignore it until you turn it off, the kettle and microwave being used a dozen or so times and lights on so it looks like Blackpool fking Illuminations especially during the fking day.
Nothing to do with that whatsoever, nope, nada, niente.
I suspect there will be a fair bit of going on later which i will no doubt be on the receiving end of when i suggest her free loading precious, perfect daughter should start paying to use the facilities and if she doesn't, i'll take the fking plugs of everything so she can't fking use them.
I suspect this will end up with Her Ladyship at me and me
Anyone else joining us for a beer?
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