Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

Wot's ur best offer?

Half a tin of spam and some (slightly used) cotton buds

Nah m8, got some1 cumming later, he says he's got cash!!

[Scrump]

Bobberoo said:

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

Wot's ur best offer?

Half a tin of spam and some (slightly used) cotton buds

Nah m8, got some1 cumming later, he says he's got cash!!

I am going out to the B&L at 1930 so need you to deliver in the next 20 minutes.

Spam now gone, just cotton buds left (they have plenty of life in them)

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

Wot's ur best offer?

Half a tin of spam and some (slightly used) cotton buds

Nah m8, got some1 cumming later, he says he's got cash!!

I am going out to the B&L at 1930 so need you to deliver in the next 20 minutes.

Spam now gone, just cotton buds left (they have plenty of life in them)

Soz, po-po bin round, me tag needed chargin!!
How many buds u got?

[Scrump]

How many do U need?

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

How many do U need?

376..........no.......387........yeh, that nough!!

[Scrump]

Wot's ur best offer?

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

Wot's ur best offer?

How bout my sister?

[Scrump]

Bobberoo said:

How bout my sister?

Got any pics?

[paua]

lightly used in which orifice?

Morneve gentlemen

[Scrump]

paua said:

lightly used in which orifice?

Morneve gentlemen

Do you have any specific requests?

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Do you have any specific requests?

Yes please.

I want the finest ales known to humanity.

I want them here,
And I want them NOW!

[DickyC]

The cleaning lady is moaning about dusting the Reception Area again.



She's new. It looks fine to me but I'm not a cleaning expert. I'm open to suggestions as to how we introduce her to her duties in the barns and hangers.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

The cleaning lady is moaning about dusting the Reception Area again.



She's new. It looks fine to me but I'm not a cleaning expert. I'm open to suggestions as to how we introduce her to her duties in the barns and hangers.

Does she like the smell of marzipan?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

Does she like the smell of marzipan?

It's funny you should say that. There was no Battenberg on the trolley this morning.

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

How bout my sister?

Got any pics?

Her names Delilah......

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[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

How bout my sister?

Got any pics?

Her names Delilah......

Mod edit. Image censored to prevent residents becoming too excited and causing themselves injuries!

So many crevices....


So little of interest.

[paua]

glenrobbo said:

Bobberoo said:

Scrump said:

Bobberoo said:

How bout my sister?

Got any pics?

Her names Delilah......

Mod edit. Image censored to prevent residents becoming too excited and causing themselves injuries!

So many crevices....


So little of interest.

Don't think that's quite who Tom had in mind - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvRUblJ_hqM

[Bobberoo]

It's the old redneck family introduction,
Iyhed like ta introduce ya to ma mother, ma sister and ma wife..........
Here she is!!!!

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

The cleaning lady is moaning about dusting the Reception Area again.



She's new. It looks fine to me but I'm not a cleaning expert. I'm open to suggestions as to how we introduce her to her duties in the barns and hangers.

Do you think she'd be up to performing an engine start on the Harrier?

I'm just thinking, with a few modifications that thing could be transformed into the world's most powerful vacuum cleaner.

Portable? No, not really. A tad cumbersome, in fact. Powerful? Most definitely. A proper "suck a golf ball through a garden hose", if you will.

[spikeyhead]

Boing!

Bobberoo said:

Scrump said:

Wot's ur best offer?

How bout my sister?

A mate was on holiday in Egypt. An Arab offered him three camels and two goats for his wife. Apparently, "I don't want the goats" isn't the correct reply.