Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

[Mallard126]

So far I've got:

07:30 Morning Klaxon
07:30-07:55 Guard the Klaxon from irate Penrose/Emergency Klaxon repairs
08:00-08:45 Breakfast to be taken in the dining room (The Major has special dispensation to take marmalade on toast in bed due to his sprain)
08:45-09:15 Break for Hammo et al to do their morning ablutions

[slopes]

Mallard126 said:

So far I've got:

07:30 Morning Klaxon
07:30-07:55 Guard the Klaxon from some distance to avoid irate Penrose/Emergency Klaxon repairs and loony short bloke with a big futtin rifle
08:00-08:45 Breakfast to be taken in the dining room (The Major has special dispensation to take marmalade on toast in bed due to his sprain)
08:45-09:15 Break for Hammo et al to do their morning ablutions

[paua]

Mallard126 said:

So far I've got:

07:30 Morning Klaxon
07:30-07:55 Guard the Klaxon from irate Penrose/Emergency Klaxon repairs
08:00-08:45 Breakfast to be taken in the dining room (The Major has special dispensation to take marmalade on toast in bed due to his sprain)
08:45-09:15 Break for Hammo et al to do their morning ablutions

I've had several vehicular modes of transport to which
i may ave added a Klaxon 'orn.
One such whilst living at 47S. I had a house guest from th Middle East, who I passed in my MkV Cortina. He was walking along A somewhat narrow road, when I recognised him & gave a short, friendly klaxon greeting, whereupon he may 'ave jumped into a ditch.

[paua]

Another, unrelated incident - I may hay been travelling at lat 46.23S towing a small vessel with my co-owner to have a service appointment . Might have been driving a 302 Cleveland Falcon, Some young chap may have walked against th lights as we wished to navigate an intersection. he may ave been unaware of our presence due to wearing headphones. When my klaxon disabused him of that silly notion, he may ave levitated a remarkable distance. Michael Jordan would have been impressed.

[Mallard126]

Quite the picture you paint there. I can well imagine the young chap's reaction!

[glenrobbo]

Paua, that paints a pretty hilarious picture

It's not often you see levitating jaywalkers.

[glenrobbo]

I've delivered Little Miss Robbopoppetlet to Nursery, now back home and changed into my scruffs for a 2 hr fencing session.
Preparing and levelling the bed for the next concrete base to the exact height I require.

No doubt the Inspection Dept will be along to find fault later.

I wonder if she'd like a new patio...

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

I've delivered Little Miss Robbopoppetlet to Nursery, now back home and changed into my scruffs for a 2 hr fencing session.
Preparing and levelling the bed for the next concrete base to the exact height I require.

No doubt the Inspection Dept will be along to find fault later.

I wonder if she'd like a new patio...

What she really wants is a workshop in the back garden. Constructed across the full width of the garden there would be no need for uneven fencing.

[Scrump]

Glenners should just level the garden, concrete it and paint a big ‘H’ in the middle.
A helipad would be a unique selling point for the house and add thousands to the value. Would be good timing with all those displaced oligarchs looking for somewhere new to live.

[spikeyhead]

glenrobbo said:

I've delivered Little Miss Robbopoppetlet to Nursery, now back home and changed into my scruffs for a 2 hr fencing session.

en garde

[DickyC]

Thinking of oligarchs, I see Bernie has dreamt up a new way to publicise his new book.

Get yourself arrested at an airport for carrying a gun and make light of it.



Genius.

[Bobberoo]

That really is quite the picture paua paints!!!

As for Mr Eccleston, I really don't understand the mentality!!!

Finally home, quick turnaround and off for a walk!!!

[Scrump]

Searching the house for one of my old Depeche Mode albums that I wanted to listen to today and instead I found a B.R.M. watch that I misplaced a long time ago

Still looking for missing DM album

[Bomma R1]

Quick turnaround? Try this one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kXMcjKhBgU

Quite a nice tune for a sunny Friday afternoon. It's on Futtette's playlist in her car, so it might well be heard at about 110 dB around Norfolk on occasions

[slopes]

Scrump said:

Searching the house for one of my old Depeche Mode albums that I wanted to listen to today and instead I found a B.R.M. watch that I misplaced a long time ago

They are i'd love a B.R.M. watch but alas, t'will never happen

[Scrump]

slopes said:

They are i'd love a B.R.M. watch but alas, t'will never happen

I have a v12 like this but with a black leather strap

[Bobberoo]

Scrump said:

slopes said:

They are i'd love a B.R.M. watch but alas, t'will never happen

I have a v12 like this but with a black leather strap

What an absolutely fantastic looking thing that is, but stone me their expensive!!!

Back from my walk, 2.43 miles, 43 minutes, 4793 steps, could quite happily gone further!!!

[Bobberoo]

slopes said:

Mallard126 said:

So far I've got:

07:30 Morning Klaxon
07:30-07:55 Guard the Klaxon from some distance to avoid irate Penrose/Emergency Klaxon repairs and loony short bloke with a big futtin rifle
08:00-08:45 Breakfast to be taken in the dining room (The Major has special dispensation to take marmalade on toast in bed due to his sprain)
08:45-09:15 Break for Hammo et al to do their morning ablutions

I believe the only other things on the agenda are the cake judging by the Trivton WI at 1300hrs and the wet sponge throwing stall but nobody's volunteered for it yet!!!

[Bobberoo]

Mrs Bobbers arrived home and decided she wanted to go for a drive again, and that's how we've ended up in West End getting a Chinese takeaway from a Chinese takeaway we haven't used in twenty years!!!

[pequod]

Artnoon/morning all!

Wall2wall blue skies and a pleasant breeze hereabouts, which is nice!

Sadly, it won't last according to Benson, but the fellow is always on the black when it comes to spinning the wheel...

ION: The Dowager fell again today, behind a door, which was a challenge!

IOTN: Barnfind has an early morning issue involving rear assembly joints, I believe, so a dose of that there NZ Green Lipped Mussel elixir should put 'im right? We'll see how it goes...

IOOTN: Lift off for P Trio in 5-4-3....

Good evening.

Pout