Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

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I have crab claws.

It must be rather difficult to wipe your bum, 404.

If it's any consolation, the Brigadier has crabs.

I have a picture of a pork pie cut in half.

[pequod]

witteringon said:

DickyC said:

Was it wise making James Hunt Chancellor of the Exchequer?

I spot an opportunity for Pequod to find an appropriate rime (sic) there

No, no old boy, I promised this very morn to not, and no mistake!

BTW, the hephalump is moving toward the TT Aquarium, no doubt requiring a drink what wiv them there dry buns an all! Can we save the squids, given the circumstances?

[DickyC]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

Was it wise making James Hunt Chancellor of the Exchequer?

Thank heavens she didn't appoint Mike Hunt as Chancellor.

But it probably won't make an iota of difference now anyway, we're all screwed now.

Mike and James, are they of the Berkshire Hunts?

[DickyC]

pequod said:

witteringon said:

DickyC said:

Was it wise making James Hunt Chancellor of the Exchequer?

I spot an opportunity for Pequod to find an appropriate rime (sic) there

No, no old boy, I promised this very morn to not, and no mistake!

BTW, the hephalump is moving toward the TT Aquarium, no doubt requiring a drink what wiv them there dry buns an all! Can we save the squids, given the circumstances?

The squids aren't at all well.

[Bomma R1]

pequod said:

BTW, the hephalump is moving toward the TT Aquarium, no doubt requiring a drink what wiv them there dry buns an all! Can we save the squids, given the circumstances?

Job there for paua I'd wager if it involves water and squid.

As far as I'm concerned he's welcome to wander around as much as he likes as long as he doesn't go crashing through the bloody floor.

[Bomma R1]

The elephant, I mean, not paua.

[Bomma R1]

DickyC said:

The squids aren't at all well.

Did you want to do the "sick squid" sketch?

Here we go:

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

The squids aren't at all well.

Their market value has plummeted.

Probably worth less than 4 Euros apiece now.

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

DickyC said:

The squids aren't at all well.

Did you want to do the "sick squid" sketch?

Here we go:

Now then, Bomma, there's no need for that!

Fowl and prawns, mit noodli wiv chilly source, was quite acceptable as the alternative would be squid soup!

Can somebody get ahold of that there hephalump or do I need to get the ol' hephalump gun out of the bire, whence it has resided since the last rampant Loxodonta episode?

OMG>>>>>>>

Edited by pequod on Monday 17th October 20:20

[DickyC]

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mum

[pequod]

DickyC said:

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mum

Bungalow Bill?

I still miss 'im...

[Bomma R1]

Oh no, don't shoot the poor thing, I think they're an endangered species these days. Besides, we're in enough bother with the Chief Constable already.

Well, I am anyhow.

[Bomma R1]

Does anyone know if the elephant has a name?

[McAndy]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

I have crab claws.

Evolution. Let us know whether the forming of the carapace is painful.

[DickyC]

I'm off to buy all the regulars drinks all night at The Ivory Hunter.

Just in case.

[DickyC]

Bomma R1 said:

Does anyone know if the elephant has a name?

See if there's a collar and tag.

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

Oh no, don't shoot the poor thing, I think they're an endangered species these days. Besides, we're in enough bother with the Chief Constable already.

Well, I am anyhow.

B*gger that, this is the result of a society what can't see the danger, or accept that 'orrid actions are now needed, where hephalumps are rampant, and no mistake!

Callooh, Callay!!!

[Bomma R1]

"Have you had your tablets tonight Bom?"

"Yes, I took them after dinner"

"That's good. Is there much happening on there tonight?"

"It's been quite busy. An elephant got into the Residents' Lounge and was in danger of falling through the floor into the ablution block. It's out now though, last seen making its way towards the aquarium"

"Oh dear, I don't think those tablets really work, do they"

"Not really, no"

[witteringon]

DickyC said:

He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun
In case of accidents he always took his mum

Since when in a jungle clearing, near mown down by James Hunt
Quick, said Mum, get out the gun
And shoot the silly....





chump






with apologies to Pequod

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

Does anyone know if the elephant has a name?

glenrobbo said:

Unfortunately buns and 'nanas have I none.

But I do have meatballs. And noodles, and a bag of baby leaf spinach, which Elephants Gerald/ Harry Elephante should find irresistible.

Or he might answer to Pack E. Derm.