Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[CopperBolt]

Pixelpeep Electric said:

hands down 6.30 is my favourite time on an analogue clock

Nice.

A bit like:

Roman numerals?! Not on my watch!

[grumpy52]

They wife said she missed me ,which was nice to hear .
Hearing her reload was not so nice !

[Pixelpeep Electric]

If anyone wants a list of my favourite bugs bunny quotes give me a shout and I’ll send um via a WhatsApp doc

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Pixelpeep Electric said:

If anyone wants a list of my favourite bugs bunny quotes give me a shout and I’ll send um via a WhatsApp doc

[Cotty]

Cotty said:

NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc&ab...

st I just clocked the date on that. 39 years ago, now I feel old.

[Pixelpeep Electric]

Cotty said:

Cotty said:

NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc&ab...

st I just clocked the date on that. 39 years ago, now I feel old.

Yup, closer to 2050 than we are 1990

[anonymous-user]

Cotty said:

Cotty said:

NENA | 99 Red Balloons [1984] (Official HD Music Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc&ab...

st I just clocked the date on that. 39 years ago, now I feel old.

The extended, remixed 12'' single included the line 'silver dream machines' IIRC!

I was on the rundown and due to end my RAF service and had bought a record shop, 99 Red Balloons sold very well!

Yes, I'm old as well....

[bristolbaron]

I once sent a naked photo to everybody in my address book. Not only was it embarrassing, but it cost me a fortune in stamps.

[Pixelpeep Electric]

Started a great book last night on the history of WD-40.. Found it in the non-friction section..

[Monkeylegend]

Pixelpeep Electric said:

Started a great book last night on the history of WD-40.. Found it in the non-friction section..

I started one a couple of days ago on the history of Velcro, I just can't put it down.

[Sporky]

I tried to orde a book about Russell's paradox, but they couldn't find it in the catalogue.

[Muntu]

I went to the library and asked the librarian for a book about suicide
"fk off" she said, "you won't bring it back!"

[Biggy Stardust]

snowy slopes said:

[Piersman2]

Monkeylegend said:

Pixelpeep Electric said:

Started a great book last night on the history of WD-40.. Found it in the non-friction section..

I started one a couple of days ago on the history of Velcro, I just can't put it down.

I'm reading one about the use of velcro in the BDSM community, but the pages are all stuck together now.

[speedking31]

I'm reading the history of cubic feet, gallons and barrels. It's in three volumes.

[Sticks.]

I just read a book on iron ship building. It was riveting.

[Stealthracer]

I'm currently reading a novel about chickens. It was last year's Book-Book-Booker Prize winner.

[Vipers]

Biggy Stardust said:

Trivia, I only found out a few years that "Foghron leghorn", was adaptyl called as "leghorn", is a breed of chicken, perfect fit for any backyard, immortalized in the 40's rooster cartoon "Foghorn Leghorn", learn something every day.

But I know every one knew that............

[Muntu]

I've just finished a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty crap to start with, but it got really good towards the end!

[Sticks.]

Vipers said:

Biggy Stardust said:

Trivia, I only found out a few years that "Foghron leghorn", was adaptyl called as "leghorn", is a breed of chicken, perfect fit for any backyard, immortalized in the 40's rooster cartoon "Foghorn Leghorn", learn something every day.

But I know every one knew that............

And was based on a comedy character called Senator Claghorn, a parody of Southern States politicians.