Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
W211 said:
There was an emergency incident at my local Indian Takeaway last night.
I had to daal naan naan naan
I went there and had Tarka Dhal, which was a little 'otter than normal. I had to daal naan naan naan
MarkwG said:
Neat twist on the Sara Pascoe "You cannot lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn't come back, then what you've lost is a pigeon."
Very good. Gadgetmac said:
Vipers said:
Woman moaning at her husband.
She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
What's a 'must' button?She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
droopsnoot said:
Gadgetmac said:
Vipers said:
Woman moaning at her husband.
She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
What's a 'must' button?She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
Woman at breakfast table, to husband sat behind newspaper "you don't talk with me any more"
Man behind newspaper, at breakfast table, replying to wife "that's not true, I told you to shut up two minutes ago didn't I?"
GeneralBanter said:
Old as the hills:
Bloke goes into a bar:
1. Gets knocked out. It was an iron bar.
2. Goes up to the bar and a regular is getting a drink: ‘pint please donkey’ ‘thanks donkey’. He says to the barman why did he call you donkey? Barman replies ‘oh eyore-eyore-eyoreways calls me that.
I think he actually walked into a bar.Bloke goes into a bar:
1. Gets knocked out. It was an iron bar.
2. Goes up to the bar and a regular is getting a drink: ‘pint please donkey’ ‘thanks donkey’. He says to the barman why did he call you donkey? Barman replies ‘oh eyore-eyore-eyoreways calls me that.
Monkeylegend said:
GeneralBanter said:
Old as the hills:
Bloke goes into a bar:
1. Gets knocked out. It was an iron bar.
2. Goes up to the bar and a regular is getting a drink: ‘pint please donkey’ ‘thanks donkey’. He says to the barman why did he call you donkey? Barman replies ‘oh eyore-eyore-eyoreways calls me that.
I think he actually walked into a bar.Bloke goes into a bar:
1. Gets knocked out. It was an iron bar.
2. Goes up to the bar and a regular is getting a drink: ‘pint please donkey’ ‘thanks donkey’. He says to the barman why did he call you donkey? Barman replies ‘oh eyore-eyore-eyoreways calls me that.
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