Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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R6tty said:
Vipers said:
Woman moaning at her husband.
She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
And that's when the fight broke out. Yep. Been here longer than my stats might say. She says “Why do you keep pushing my buttons.”
He said “I am trying to find the must button”.
But I am so happy that someone will always bring to my attention when I repost, cheers men
I will try to be more observant honest guv.
I played football yesterday on the worst pitch I'd ever come across.
The surface was covered with compacted rubble and broken bricks.
We won 5-4 on aggregate.
I went to a musical instrument themed costumes party the other night.
Host: "And what have you come as?"
Me: "A harp!"
Host: "Your costume seems a bit small for a harp!"
Me: "Wait, are you calling me a lyre?"
The surface was covered with compacted rubble and broken bricks.
We won 5-4 on aggregate.
I went to a musical instrument themed costumes party the other night.
Host: "And what have you come as?"
Me: "A harp!"
Host: "Your costume seems a bit small for a harp!"
Me: "Wait, are you calling me a lyre?"
An old man gets on a bus but there are no seats, so he stands and leans on his walking stick.
The bus brake’s suddenly and he slips. A young lad says “Hey mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn’t have happened”.
The man replies, “If you dad had taken the same advice, I’d have a f
king seat”
The bus brake’s suddenly and he slips. A young lad says “Hey mister, if you had a rubber on the end of your stick that wouldn’t have happened”.
The man replies, “If you dad had taken the same advice, I’d have a f
king seat”bristolbaron said:
CourtAgain said:
Wacky Racer said:
paua said:
vaud said:
Master Of Puppets said:
My Half-Brother and I, aren't allowed to play with chainsaws anymore.
That is brilliant.
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