Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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turbobloke said:
Pixelpeep Electric said:
Dog ran off last night. Spent 3 hours out looking for it. Wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head put on some doc martins but still couldn't find it!
Should be oxblood not black for the DMs
Legacywr said:
turbobloke said:
Pixelpeep Electric said:
Dog ran off last night. Spent 3 hours out looking for it. Wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head put on some doc martins but still couldn't find it!
Should be oxblood not black for the DMs
rayny said:
Legacywr said:
turbobloke said:
Pixelpeep Electric said:
Dog ran off last night. Spent 3 hours out looking for it. Wife said I should look harder so I shaved my head put on some doc martins but still couldn't find it!
Should be oxblood not black for the DMs
king word all morning lad.
CharlesdeGaulle said:
hairy v said:
Three men and a brothel...
One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
WTF is a layan?One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
Yeah, kittens dying...
Mammasaid said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
hairy v said:
Three men and a brothel...
One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
WTF is a layan?One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
Yeah, kittens dying...
Mammasaid said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
hairy v said:
Three men and a brothel...
One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
WTF is a layan?One going in
One inside
One leaving
What nationalities are they?
The one going in - him a russian
The one inside - him a layan
The one leaving - him a finnish
Yeah, kittens dying...
Ana purr na?First heard this joke in the 80's so it'll be new to some.
It's a bit visual, so use your imagination...
Two Essex girls, Tracey and Debbie, go into a posh department store. They head to the beauty counter and try some perfume testers.
Debbie picks up a bottle and reads the label out loud, "Veniz Amoy? What the f**k does that mean?"
The snooty assistant walks over and says, "Excuse me Madam, it's French. It's called Venez a Moi - it means "Come to Me".
"Come to Me?" says Deb, spraying some on her wrist..."No, it don't smell like Come to Me.....She holds her wrist up to Tracey's nose....."Does it smell like come to you, Trace?"
It's a bit visual, so use your imagination...
Two Essex girls, Tracey and Debbie, go into a posh department store. They head to the beauty counter and try some perfume testers.
Debbie picks up a bottle and reads the label out loud, "Veniz Amoy? What the f**k does that mean?"
The snooty assistant walks over and says, "Excuse me Madam, it's French. It's called Venez a Moi - it means "Come to Me".
"Come to Me?" says Deb, spraying some on her wrist..."No, it don't smell like Come to Me.....She holds her wrist up to Tracey's nose....."Does it smell like come to you, Trace?"
Edited by MrScroggs on Friday 23 June 15:03
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