Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[Vipers]

Ha!, had to google spoonerisms.

[Still Mulling]

I thiked lat.

[glenrobbo]

Skyedriver said:

ThunderSpook said:

WTF is an RSM?

Regimental Sargent Major

Nope.

It's "Regimental Sergeant Major".


This is Pistonheads: Pedancy Matters.

[glenrobbo]

Vipers said:

Trying saying the vowels in Celine Dion out loud.

Why did you do that, Vipers?

Now I have a craving for a Maccy D!

[Still Mulling]

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

Trying saying the vowels in Celine Dion out loud.

Why did you do that, Vipers?

Now I have a craving for a Maccy D!

I missed that one

[witteringon]

glenrobbo said:

Nope.

It's "Regimental Sergeant Major".


This is Pistonheads: Pedancy Matters.

Pedantry matters



or am I due a parrot?

[romft123]

Vipers said:

Rayny said:

Another excellent one from Vipers there.

And here's one I've borrowed/stolen from an MB forum :

A young Guardsman is on the gate at Buckingham palace.The RSM walks up to him and says "Right lad, the Queen is out on public duties I want to know the minute she gets back here, do you understand? The minute she's back you let me know".
"Yes sir " says the young guardsman So 10 minutes later a big limo pulls in through the gates, the young guardsman stops the car, pops his head in and says " scuse me ma'am are you the Queen? "
"No I'm princess Ann""ok sorry to delay you, proceed".The next limo pulls in and he sticks his head in the window " scuse me ma'am are you the Queen? "
"No I'm princess Margaret"." Ok sorry to delay you ma'am, proceed."Next limo pulls in and same again, he sticks his head in the window, "Scuse me ma'am, are you the Queen?."
"Yes I'm the Queen"

."Right" he says. "Well make yourself ****ing scarce love cos the RSM is looking for you!".

, that I could imagine, true story from my navy days, attending church, one rating forgot to take his cap off, the RPO boomed our “TAKE YOUR AT OFF IN HOUSE OF OUR LORD, ”.

RPO being a Regulatiing Petty Officer,

crusher.....spit.

[glenrobbo]

witteringon said:

glenrobbo said:

Nope.

It's "Regimental Sergeant Major".


This is Pistonheads: Pedancy Matters.

Pedantry matters



or am I due a parrot?

I rest my case, m'lud...

Edited by glenrobbo on Friday 12th April 10:32

[RicksAlfas]

I came on the bus this morning.
But I managed to pass it off as an asthma attack.

[Vipers]

romft123 said:

crusher.....spit.

Thats them, love your handle by the way, Roll on………

[Vipers]

glenrobbo said:

Vipers said:

Trying saying the vowels in Celine Dion out loud.

Why did you do that, Vipers?

Now I have a craving for a Maccy D!

Join the club.

[littleredrooster]

There was a security alert at Aintree racecourse this morning (being the day before the Grand National).

Following a tip-off the Police did a search and found a young couple under Becher's Brook "doing what comes naturally" - in flagrante delecto.

When they got them down to the Police station, the young man asked for eight other fences to be taken into consideration.

[Filton-flyer]

[22]

Here is a bar graph of how much door I've painted.

[droopsnoot]

Filton-flyer said:

Vincent Van Gogh is sitting in a pub when his mate comes in.

"Hey up Vincent! Do you want a drink?" his mate asks.

"No thanks, I've got one 'ere" replies Vincent.

[Caruso]

Vipers said:

Ha!, had to spoogle goonerisms.

It's easy once you know how.

[paua]

Caruso said:

Vipers said:

Ha!, had to spoogle goonerisms.

It's easy once you know how.

The masters at work - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_6mKhZIec

[MartG]

[Rayny]

paua said:

The masters at work - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_6mKhZIec

Thanks - That was a fun start to the weekend

[Vipers]

Rayny said:

paua said:

The masters at work - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2_6mKhZIec

Thanks - That was a fun start to the weekend

Classic, good old British humour, before the snowflakes and woke brigade descended upon us, bloody good actors as well, days long gone me thinks.