Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[littleowl]

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

[48k]

Stealthracer said:

Monkeylegend said:

One for the nerd joke thread.

Perhaps that's true of the double glazing joke too, as I didn't get that one either!

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[Kenty]

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

[Monkeylegend]

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

[McAndy]

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

Fiddled his net worth.

[Laurel Green]

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

One court too many.

[Monkeylegend]

Laurel Green said:

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

One court too many.

The Umpire strikes back.

[CourtAgain]

simonrockman said:

If Ssangyong did an electric version of it's SUV would they call it the eRexton?

Will Kia ever make a convertible called the reCeed?

[NoddyonNitrous]

Monkeylegend said:

Laurel Green said:

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

One court too many.

The Umpire strikes back.

Couldn't get enough spin on it.

[McAndy]

NoddyonNitrous said:

Monkeylegend said:

Laurel Green said:

Monkeylegend said:

Kenty said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

Too many backhanders

He had some sort of racket going.

One court too many.

The Umpire strikes back.

Couldn't get enough spin on it.

That was beforehand. Smashed it after that. ‘Twas ace!

[Vipers]

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

You cannot be serious

[GloverMart]

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

I wonder how long he will serve!

[GAjon]

GloverMart said:

littleowl said:

Sad to hear about tennis player Boris Becker going to prison.

His services will no longer be available.

I wonder how long he will serve!

He was at fault.

[Doofus]

He'll be out of prison before you tedious bunch give it a fking rest.

[paua]

Doofus said:

He'll be out of prison before you tedious bunch give it a fking rest.

love-15

[RJO]

paua said:

Doofus said:

He'll be out of prison before you tedious bunch give it a fking rest.

love-15

backhand forehand, backhand forehand, backhand forehand, juice.

[Monkeylegend]

Doofus said:

He'll be out of prison before you tedious bunch give it a fking rest.

Never fail to live up to your miserable image Doof.

[67Dino]

Quiet please

[littleowl]

Monkeylegend said:

Doofus said:

He'll be out of prison before you tedious bunch give it a fking rest.

Never fail to live up to your miserable image Doof.

I think he must be one of those poeple for who 'being miserable' is one of lifes pleasures.

Either that, or he still hasn't figured out how the scroll down button works....

[Doofus]

littleowl said:

I think he must be one of those poeple for who 'being miserable' is one of lifes pleasures.

Either that, or he still hasn't figured out how the scroll down button works....

Passive-aggressive isn't a good look on anyone.