Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
Gargamel said:
Vipers said:
Teachers asks her class “Can anyone tell me the name of Robin Hood’s girlfriend?”
Little Johnny says “Yes miss, it’s Trudy Glen”
“No Johnny, the answer was Maid Marion”
“But miss, what about the song, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen!”
I love that joke, even though it’s really old, and probably was first cracked after the terrible Errol Flynn movie. Little Johnny says “Yes miss, it’s Trudy Glen”
“No Johnny, the answer was Maid Marion”
“But miss, what about the song, Robin Hood, Robin Hood, riding Trudy Glen!”
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My son asked, "Dad, when was the first time you fell in love?"
I said, "I was 20, I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen, Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her"
He asked, "So what happened?"
I said, "Nothing, unfortunately the arrow missed her and hit your mother........................"
I said, "I was 20, I walked into a bar and spotted the most gorgeous blonde I'd ever seen, Cupid fired his arrow the second I saw her"
He asked, "So what happened?"
I said, "Nothing, unfortunately the arrow missed her and hit your mother........................"
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