Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Following on with a sailors theme.....................
Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Vipers said:
Following on with a sailors theme.....................
Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Presumably this was so that she could drip dry ?Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Turtle Shed said:
Good luck to Wales, they're launching a satellite from Cornwall this week. The first attempt was an abject failure, they launched from Devon and their space agency put the payload underneath the rocket.
Something is missing I feelEdited by Turtle Shed on Monday 11th July 10:55
rayny said:
Vipers said:
Following on with a sailors theme.....................
Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Presumably this was so that she could drip dry ?Some sailors are walking around the town in Portsmouth one Saturday night, they come across a lady in a wheelchair, she beckoned them over, and offered her services.
They asked how that worked, she said just lift me out of this wheelchair, and hang me on the railings by my arms and do the business.
So they did what she said, hung her on the railings and had their way with her, afterwards they gently lifted her back into her wheelchair.
She said "You not from here are you"
One said "No, we are from Plymouth, how did you know?"
She said "The buggers from Portsmouth usually leave me on the railings",
Old trucker sitting in a motorway cafe enjoying his breakfast.
A bunch of hairy bikers come, one goes over to the trucker and takes a sausage from his plate.
The trucker says nothing.
Another biker walks over and takes another sausage.
The trucker says nothing.
Another biker walks over, picks up his toast, dunks it in his tea.
The trucker says nothing. Eventually the trucker leaves.
One of the bikers says to the guy behind the counter "Did you see what we did, he wasn't much of a man to say nothing"
Guy behind the counter says "He isn't much of a trucker either."
Biker says "Why do you say that?"
Guy behind the counter says, "We'll he just reversed over a bunch of bikes out there"
A bunch of hairy bikers come, one goes over to the trucker and takes a sausage from his plate.
The trucker says nothing.
Another biker walks over and takes another sausage.
The trucker says nothing.
Another biker walks over, picks up his toast, dunks it in his tea.
The trucker says nothing. Eventually the trucker leaves.
One of the bikers says to the guy behind the counter "Did you see what we did, he wasn't much of a man to say nothing"
Guy behind the counter says "He isn't much of a trucker either."
Biker says "Why do you say that?"
Guy behind the counter says, "We'll he just reversed over a bunch of bikes out there"
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