Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Texan flies into Sydney, gets in a taxi and asks to go to his hotel in Manly, so they have to go through the city and across the Sydney Harbour Bridge.
As they’re driving towards the city, the Texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver “What’s that?’ Taxi driver says “Mate, That’s Sydney Tower!” Texan asks ‘How long did it take to build it?” Driver says “Dunno! I think about a year”! Texan says “Back home in Texas I own a construction company, and my boys could’ve done that job in 6 months, tops!” Driver nods, impressed!
A bit later the Texan sees the Sydney Harbour Bridge. “Hey Fella, What’s that?” Driver says “ Sydney Harbour Bridge, Mate!” ‘How long did they take to build that?” Yeah, Not sure! I think it took about 2 years!”. Texan says “My boys could’ve knocked that up in under a year, Maximum!”
As they’re driving onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, The Texan looks out his window and sees the Sydney Opera House, he asks the Driver ‘Hey Fella, that white building down there, What’s that?”
Driver says ‘f
ked if I know mate! It wasn’t there this morning!’
As they’re driving towards the city, the Texan sees the Sydney tower, and asks the taxi driver “What’s that?’ Taxi driver says “Mate, That’s Sydney Tower!” Texan asks ‘How long did it take to build it?” Driver says “Dunno! I think about a year”! Texan says “Back home in Texas I own a construction company, and my boys could’ve done that job in 6 months, tops!” Driver nods, impressed!
A bit later the Texan sees the Sydney Harbour Bridge. “Hey Fella, What’s that?” Driver says “ Sydney Harbour Bridge, Mate!” ‘How long did they take to build that?” Yeah, Not sure! I think it took about 2 years!”. Texan says “My boys could’ve knocked that up in under a year, Maximum!”
As they’re driving onto the Sydney Harbour Bridge, The Texan looks out his window and sees the Sydney Opera House, he asks the Driver ‘Hey Fella, that white building down there, What’s that?”
Driver says ‘f
ked if I know mate! It wasn’t there this morning!’
I like thatmikeswagon said:
Skyedriver said:
Master Of Puppets said:
My Old Mate Dwayne moved to Johannesburg 10 years ago.
I miss Dwayne down in Africa.
Took a few moments. Toto.I miss Dwayne down in Africa.
Rotaree said:
Sporky said:
I've worked out how to make my fortune. I just have to invent kitchen knives that don't whisper terrible things when you hold them.
nope, sorry, you're going to have to help me out with that one.They believe this is normal and everyone experiences this, so they are going to invent knives that don't cause this, making the world a much nicer place and also generate them lots of money [/kitten]
shakotan said:
Rotaree said:
Sporky said:
I've worked out how to make my fortune. I just have to invent kitchen knives that don't whisper terrible things when you hold them.
nope, sorry, you're going to have to help me out with that one.They believe this is normal and everyone experiences this, so they are going to invent knives that don't cause this, making the world a much nicer place and also generate them lots of money [/kitten]
Jonquil said:
When discussing her trips to the dentist, my ex used
to refer to her front bottom teeth.
Worried the sh*t out of me.
Probably NSFW: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0780622/?ref_=ext_shr...to refer to her front bottom teeth.
Worried the sh*t out of me.
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