Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 39

[glenrobbo]

21: Key of the door...

20 left!

This is getting rather exciting, isn't it?

We're all in suspenders here!

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

As I'm sure you recall, the cry was, 'Hide the elephants.' That is elephants - plural.

We should be able to find one, for goodness sake.

If I recall correctly, there were four elephants standing on the back of the Giant Turtle, supporting the Flat Earth.
Our best bet is to locate the Turtle and take it from there.

Has anyone felt the Turtle's head peeping out from under there?

[glenrobbo]

Oh dear: according to the page enumerator, we seem to have regressed to Page 100.

Oh dear, I hope all those 900 pages of precious Trivia aren't lost to the ether!

[glenrobbo]

Did somebody depress the Volume 39 self-destruct button?

That's a wicked thing to do!

[pequod]

You can't hide Elephants in mouseholes....

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

You can't hide Elephants in mouseholes....

Elephants aren't native to Kernow.

You could hide one in a trunk if it was big enough.

Or you could paint its' toenails pink and hide it in a cherry tree...

[pequod]

glenrobbo said:

pequod said:

You can't hide Elephants in Mouse holes....

Elephants aren't native to Kernow.

You could hide one in a trunk if it was big enough.

Or you could paint its' toenails pink and hide it in a cherry tree...

ETA: space, the final front ear...

[psi310398]

Mum, dad, are we there yet?

[Bobberoo]

Right then, I'm up on the top of the large hangar, Penrose has been making threatening noises, I have my hang glider assembled and I'm strapped in ready to give it a go!!!!

[psi310398]

glenrobbo said:

Apparently the UK Air Traffic Contollers have gone out on strike.
Thousands of flights are affected.

This is a golden opportunity! Now's our chance...

Don’t pretend that you don’t know what happened.

Battert was watching the Italian Job on DVD last night and was inspired when he saw what havoc Michael Caine wreaked at the Turin traffic control centre by throwing a bike into the electrical substation!

And the paperboy from Trivton Newsagents and Off Licence has been going around asking where his Chopper has gone.

[pequod]

Bobberoo said:

Right then, I'm up on the top of the large hangar, Penrose has been making threatening noises, I have my hang glider assembled and I'm strapped in ready to give it a go!!!!

You be careful up there Bobbers....

Meanwhile, at least your correspondent made it to Toronto but ongoing transat lantic flight may be somewhat delayed! Fortunately, Toro Onto is quite a pleasant stop-over...

[Scrump]

I don’t want to worry any of you chaps but volume 39 seems to be rapidly running out of posts
Has anyone located volume 40?

[Bomma R1]

Well we're ready for the off.

Like a bat out of hell, I'll be gone when the morning comes...

0 to hello Mr Sheep in 2.9 seconds.

Something like that, anyhow.

[DickyC]

Scrump said:

I don’t want to worry any of you chaps but volume 39 seems to be rapidly running out of posts
Has anyone located volume 40?

I have written to you regarding this matter. If you care to look in the dead letter box adjacent to the bus shelter at the quiet end of Abatoir Lane, all will become clear.

[DickyC]

D-Day, H-Hour, M-Minute has arrived.

Tally ho!

See you all in the new place: https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...