Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 39

[glenrobbo]

Bomma R1 said:

hammo19 said:

Welcome my son, welcome to the Machine
Where have you been?, it's alright we know where you've been......

BUZZZZZZZZ

Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here.

First 3 points of the new volume awarded to the looney in the stovepipe hat, Yay!

Doh! I missed that one, I was busy wondering where Randy Andy's old flame managed to source all that horsehair? I know that Pushfit was trying to get hold of some to stuff his WW2 Willys Jeep seats a while back.
It looks like she's cornered the market.

[Bobberoo]

5.49 miles, 27 minutes 30 seconds at an average speed of 12.24 mph!!!

Happy with that!!!

I've bought Gilbert an apple, a couple of bananas and some alfalfa!!!

[KaraK]

Bobberoo said:

5.49 miles, 27 minutes 30 seconds at an average speed of 12.24 mph!!!

Happy with that!!!

I've bought Gilbert an apple, a couple of bananas and some alfalfa!!!

Noice! Of course as happens every time you post a cycling map of your local area I read it as "Buttocks Heath" and have juvenile snigger to myself. Every. Damn. Time.

[DickyC]

Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

Koo Stark! Let’s hope Prince Andrew isn’t also lurking in the new volume

Ah the Grand Old Duke of York?

The Andrew formerly known as Prince?

Pizza Express Woking's loyal patron?

Nope, he's not here in this volume. No sweat.
( We can't afford the heating bill.)

[glenrobbo]

KaraK said:

Noice! Of course as happens every time you post a cycling map of your local area I read it as "Buttocks Heath" and have juvenile snigger to myself. Every. Damn. Time.

Yes, KaraK, you are not alone. Me 2.

I also see that Bobbers is running cycling rings around the Hampshire Constabulary.
Constable Dunstable is unable to keep up with him, despite his best efforts, and the Chief Constable is not happy.

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?

This one:

https://youtu.be/JDKGWaCglRM

[slopes]

witteringon said:

DickyC said:

I wonder if any of the Founder Members will pop in to say hello.

Slopes? (aka) snowy slopes? Respect!

Yay! I'm on page 1!

Edited by witteringon on Tuesday 18th October 15:00

[Bobberoo]

DickyC said:

Oh, by the way, which one's Pink?

After that particular ride, both of them!!!

Salmon fillets on a bed if stir fried courgette, red onion, yellow pepper, garlic and sweetcorn were tonight's culinary delights!!!

Where's Gilbert gone????

[McAndy]

Hello. Nice gaff. Did my chair make it without the movers destroying it?

BB: sorry to read of your theft. That must feel traumatic. I hope things sort quickly and no new challenges are caused to the birth!

Buttocks Heath. Also every time.

snigger.

[Brummiebeau]

Evening gents
Excuse my expletives i know we are in a new realm now

God what a fking day. My no drinking in the week isn’t happening tonight. I won’t digress too much as I have already started a thread on it.

But we’re all ok which is the main thing

Will watch the snooker tonight and for once I don’t think it will put me to sleep.

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo said:

Where's Gilbert gone????

He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.

[Magooagain]

glenrobbo said:

Magooagain said:

Mmm this is a different one! Who cleared up all the beer cans and screw top bottles?

Sorry to read the bad news Bb,hopefully all will be well with you and your family.

Condolences to you both glenrobbo on the poor old puss passing.

3 Tshirt is on! Absolutley beautiful day here.
5 hours on the air chisel this morning hacking off lime plaster. The compressor is holding up, just.

Strimming carols bush and mowing Bev's this afternoon.

Agent M await's walkies.

Fout.

Thanks Magoo and everyone for the condolences, I'll pass them on to Mrs. Robbo.

Hacking off the plaster?

You & Sid have only just spent a week spreading it on!


A beer sounds like a good plan. This lovely shiny new volume needs to be baptised.
Cheers!




No Glenrobbo. That was 'mortier de Batard' that Sid and I applied down at my local farm.
No I'm back at the renovation de manoir now.

Clients turn up on Sunday and old Magoo is chauffeur too an from airports/stations etc.
Next Monday see's Madame M heading skywards to deepest north Norfolk to see her beloved big V.
Meanwhile agent M and I will be on shifts to keep out infiltrators etc.

[pequod]

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

Where's Gilbert gone????

He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.

Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???

[Bobberoo]

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

Where's Gilbert gone????

He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.

Did you at least open the packets for him?!?!?

[fatboy18]

Managed to squeeze through the Gate, cut through the electric fence, sneak round security and found my way to Volume 39!

Evening all, I've picked up a Cold, Not the C19 but will need to hit the Bourbon shortly.

[pequod]

fatboy18 said:

Managed to squeeze through the Gate, cut through the electric fence, sneak round security and found my way to Volume 39!

Evening all, I've picked up a Cold, Not the C19 but will need to hit the Bourbon shortly.

Have you been quarantined? The border from Vol 38 has strict viral conditions, albeit the Albanians are charged with running the show, so here we are, now!

A shambles, and no mistake....

[Bomma R1]

pequod said:

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

Where's Gilbert gone????

He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.

Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???

Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.

[Bomma R1]

Bobberoo said:

Did you at least open the packets for him?!?!?

Yes, he'd already emptied the fruit bowl so I've put the scratchings in there.

[Bobberoo]

Bomma R1 said:

pequod said:

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

Where's Gilbert gone????

He's in the orangery. I've given him a couple of packets of pork scratchings to deter him from nibbling the cyclamens.

Irresponsible owner, eh?!! Can you corner 'im Bomma, and I'll load the ol' cannonade with hephalump shot before he/she/it rampages through the new thread???

Corner him? What with, a Challenger tank? He's a four ton bloody elephant old boy, it'll take some doing.

Anyway, he seems to have settled down a bit now.

GGIILLLLBBEERRRRTTTTTTT!!!!!