Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 39

[Bobberoo]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Oh, there you all are. I got locked out. Everything was shut up tight, no lights on and the bell wasn't working. It's pissing down too and I'm a trifle moist.
A stiff restorative wouldn't hurt, if I may?

By the way, what was that whimpering about from the orangery? Was someone being beastly?

They were all being mean to Gilbert!!!

[pequod]

Fascinating! Just finished a call with ol' Patel who has considered our infestation of pachyderms and his advice is to simply ignore the elephants in the room, as they are neither here nor there!

More worryingly, he considers the rabbits in hats are to be taken seriously, as things could get quite 'harey' in the future!!!

[Error_404_Username_not_found]

Bobberoo said:

They were all being mean to Gilbert!!!

Oh, I say.
Bit offside don't you think?

Wait! I nearly forgot....

"The Brass Shovel Has a New Handle".

Nope - me neither.

[DickyC]

pequod said:

Fascinating! Just finished a call with ol' Patel who has considered our infestation of pachyderms and his advice is to simply ignore the elephants in the room, as they are neither here nor there!

More worryingly, he considers the rabbits in hats are to be taken seriously, as things could get quite 'harey' in the future!!!

Hat?

In This Style
10/6

[glenrobbo]

WARNING!!!

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I repeat: just 495 pages remaining!

Standby to receive Trivia.

Full fat and unabridged unadorned concentrated Trivia!

'Ang on to yer 'ats!


CORRECTION

Plus another 500 pages.

I'm a sirry irriot!

Edited by glenrobbo on Wednesday 19th October 08:54

[Bomma R1]

Morning all

[Magooagain]

Thanks Bomma.

Good morning to all.

More of the same.

Fout.

[Bobberoo]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Bobberoo said:

They were all being mean to Gilbert!!!

Oh, I say.
Bit offside don't you think?

Wait! I nearly forgot....

"The Brass Shovel Has a New Handle".

Nope - me neither.

Code book V.2.4.3.1 translates that as...........


"Return address is Helsinki, use the blue pen"

[Bobberoo]

Magooagain said:

Thanks Bomma.

Good morning to all.

More of the same.

Fout.

Your poor little compressor must be dreading each morning!!!!
How many tee shirts today???

[Bobberoo]

Nearly forgot to say, morning/evening Trivialites everywhere
Life at wemakeplanebits.com has been a tad stressful of late, the original team of 6 of us lost a really good ME when he left for more money, our good apprentice was swapped for a not so good one who's now gone off sick, one is on holiday, and that now leaves 3 of us!!!

[spikeyhead]

Morning all.

There's hints of blue sky outside and I've got a day of sums, lifting some weights and a meeting this afternoon.

Bobbers, if wemakeplanebits can't supply enough people to get everything done, then just chose what can be achieved.

[hammo19]

Ooooo feeling a bit woozy and achy this morning. I took both shots yesterday in the same arm and it’s created quite a bit of definition.

A heffalumps and woozle day ahead I think.

Every day we're standing
In a time capsule
Racing down a river from the past
Every day we're standing
In a wind tunnel
Facing down the future coming fast

Edited by hammo19 on Wednesday 19th October 08:13

[Brummiebeau]

Good morning gents

Today is a new day

Don't let the barstards get you down

BB

[DickyC]

pequod said:

Standby, they've gone into hiding...

Thinking this was a gift to Advanced Level Humour, I PM'd hidetheelephants last night. He hasn't responded. I'm probably in his Junk Folder.

[glenrobbo]

Brummiebeau said:

Good morning gents

Today is a new day

Don't let the barstards get you down

BB

That's the spirit, Bb!

Would you pass me a bottle of the same?

[Brummiebeau]

I would but I selfishly drank it all last night to , as my late mother used to say, take the edge off

[glenrobbo]

Magooagain said:

Thanks Bomma.

Good morning to all.

More of the same.

Fout.

Morning Magoo
Aren't you getting hacked off with all that hacking off?
And you'll be getting the FSPCC after you if you keep abusing your pauvre compresseur like zat!

Good morneve Triveryone!

It's dull and overcast here oop norf, but a balmy 13 Centipedes, so just one T-shirt.
Nothing else, you ask?
Nope, apart from my salmon pink fur-lined pantaloons with my wonderpants over the top and my fluffy pink mules with purple pom-poms.
And my helmet with the propellor on top.

Aha! Here are the results of this morning's Elbow Test:

[opens envelope and unfolds the sheet of A4 with the word "Negative" typed thereon...]

It's Negative.
Phew!


Thankyou for your patience.

GRover

[glenrobbo]

Brummiebeau said:

I would but I selfishly drank it all last night to , as my late mother used to say, take the edge off

Don't worry, there are plenty more bottles where that came from.


:cheers:

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

pequod said:

Standby, they've gone into hiding...

Thinking this was a gift to Advanced Level Humour, I PM'd hidetheelephants last night. He hasn't responded. I'm probably in his Junk Folder.

If he doesn't see that, he'll regret it for the rest of his days.
Those pics are tailor-made for his profile page.

At least you tried, Dicky, and it's the thought that counts.
And the referee in the boxing ring when you're flat on your back.

[fatboy18]

hammo19 said:

Ooooo feeling a bit woozy and achy this morning. I took both shots yesterday in the same arm and it’s created quite a bit of definition.

A heffalumps and woozle day ahead I think.

Every day we're standing
In a time capsule
Racing down a river from the past
Every day we're standing
In a wind tunnel
Facing down the future coming fast

Edited by hammo19 on Wednesday 19th October 08:13

Good Moaning, I too will be receiving two Pricks today but an hour apart, No Butter or marge involved!