Phrases that you enjoy the most

[Roboticarm]

"Couldn't organise a p**s up in a brewery"
"P**s or get off the pot"

[DickyC]

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

[DickyC]

It's a cultural fking desert in here.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

DickyC said:

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

7 sides in fact.

[DickyC]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

DickyC said:

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

7 sides in fact.

Blimey! No wonder it wouldn't do up.

[snuffy]

TwigtheWonderkid said:

DickyC said:

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

7 sides in fact.

Once you got 7 sides, now you only get 5 - that's inflation for you !

[DickyC]

snuffy said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

DickyC said:

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

7 sides in fact.

Once you got 7 sides, now you only get 5 - that's inflation for you !

I had find one and check.

[President Merkin]

One I heard this week that's riunning round my head - The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

Edited by President Merkin on Wednesday 5th April 08:44

[snuffy]

Someone posted a phrase on PH a while a ago which had me in stiches, but I can't remember it. But it was another term for "God Botherer", something like "Deity Disturber" (it could have been that ?)

Can someone put me out of my misery as to what it might have been ?

[Pixelpeep Electric]

snuffy said:

Someone posted a phrase on PH a while a ago which had me in stiches, but I can't remember it. But it was another term for "God Botherer", something like "Deity Disturber" (it could have been that ?)

Can someone put me out of my misery as to what it might have been ?

Memory breaker ?

[snuffy]

Pixelpeep Electric said:

snuffy said:

Someone posted a phrase on PH a while a ago which had me in stiches, but I can't remember it. But it was another term for "God Botherer", something like "Deity Disturber" (it could have been that ?)

Can someone put me out of my misery as to what it might have been ?

Memory breaker ?

The more I think about it, the more I think it was "Deity Disturber", which came to me whilst typing the above !

[Ganglandboss]

Ambleton said:

Anything that comes from Malcolm Tucker usually puts a smile on my face.

"I'm as busy as a two-tw*tted hooker" usually goes down well in a work setting!

[Pixelpeep Electric]

I remember when i first heard 'all over it like a tramp on chips' - good times

[Waitforme]

DickyC said:

snuffy said:

TwigtheWonderkid said:

DickyC said:

It was like trying to tighten a fifty pence piece.

(To non-UK readers, the 50p has five curved sides.)

7 sides in fact.

Once you got 7 sides, now you only get 5 - that's inflation for you !

I had find one and check.

9 sides methinks

[Fermit]

After an evening of fun and games trying to get in to a Microsoft Outlook account - 'To err is human, to really fk things up takes a computer'