Phrases that you enjoy the most
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lord trumpton said:
As an apprentice engineer many years ago I was put with an old boy who often told me that he'd 'forgotten more than I'll ever know'
When I was an apprentice electrician in a university estates department, there was a fairly young spark called Colin. He was a bit of a geek in appearance and behaviour, but was nowhere near as intelligent as he liked to think he was. We used to call him 'T.C.', and we let him believe it stood for 'Top Cat', but it really stood for 'Thick C**t'.We had an old bloke, who became our shop steward, who was known as 'Smack 'em', because that was his answer to any dispute (I think most blue collar workplaces have had a 'Smack 'em', or 'Bash 'em', or 'Thump 'em' as a union rep).
Smack 'em had applied for a team leader's position, and was rejected in favour of T.C. Smack 'em was not impressed, and was venting off to a group of us...
"I taught Colin everything he knows! He knows f**k-all!"
Niponeoff said:
You've got three 'opes.
Bob 'ope
Envelope
And no fookin 'ope
Disclaimer: no trolling intended or implied, apologies if my sense of humour offends.
Reminds me of a time couple of mates were bantering and got this slightly wrong.Bob 'ope
Envelope
And no fookin 'ope
Disclaimer: no trolling intended or implied, apologies if my sense of humour offends.
Simon
-“Well you’ve got 2 chances of that happening, Mike”
Mike, a few seconds later
- “Who’s Bob Chance”?
StevieBee said:
Deranged Rover said:
When describing a 'fuller-figured' lady - "Expecting a tough winter"
'Double-Chalker' I quite liked - in recognition of the need for a SOCO officer to use two sticks of chalk to the mark the outline of where they fell!Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff