Do high class escorts really exist?

[crofty1984]

Niponeoff said:

crofty1984 said:

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

I'm not entirely sure you know how vaginas work.

I think you better read the other posts or have you interpreted differently too.

They come in all shapes and sizes. it's not about how many partners.

Think of it like this, he looks like Brad Pitt, but hung like a small Chiwawa. Is that good value? I mean your paying right, what do you think you're paying for?

It's the same for women in not sure I need to explain any further.

I trust that is clear.

Believe it or not, they aren't all the same. One of us doesn't know how these things work but it certainly isn't me. Jees.

Perhaps I have misinterpreted. Read to me like you were rolling out the tired old "it'll be all worn out" comment.

[Sporky]

Zoon said:

I was thinking more for her kids, when they get bullied for mum being all over the internet with strange blokes.

Who are they being bullied by? Classmates with Only Fans accounts?

[shih tzu faced]

bloomen said:

I think I'd rather hire 100 grannies a night to follow me around. Way cooler and it gets them out the house.

In the same way as a classic Ferrari is cooler than a new one? You could be into something there, food for thought. Lock up your gilfs!

[V8covin]

crofty1984 said:

Perhaps I have misinterpreted. Read to me like you were rolling out the tired old "it'll be all worn out" comment.

I read it the same way

[Ari]

V8covin said:

crofty1984 said:

Perhaps I have misinterpreted. Read to me like you were rolling out the tired old "it'll be all worn out" comment.

I read it the same way

Same. Came across as a typical 15 year old virgin trying to be clever.

[bloomen]

shih tzu faced said:

In the same way as a classic Ferrari is cooler than a new one? You could be into something there, food for thought. Lock up your gilfs!

I was thinking more quantity than quality, but I'm sure there'll be some hotties.

You can either arrive down Dover Wetherspoons with one looker, or one hundred squealing acolytes. The latter is more of a sign that you've arrived.

[Axionknight]

V8covin said:

crofty1984 said:

Perhaps I have misinterpreted. Read to me like you were rolling out the tired old "it'll be all worn out" comment.

I read it the same way

+1, let's face it, he meant it that way, too, and is just back tracking to save face

[six wheels]

bloomen said:

I was thinking more quantity than quality, but I'm sure there'll be some hotties.

You can either arrive down Dover Wetherspoons with one looker, or one hundred squealing acolytes. The latter is more of a sign that you've arrived.

Option two, please!

[Niponeoff]

Axionknight said:

V8covin said:

crofty1984 said:

Perhaps I have misinterpreted. Read to me like you were rolling out the tired old "it'll be all worn out" comment.

I read it the same way

+1, let's face it, he meant it that way, too, and is just back tracking to save face

I'm 46. Nope, once you've read it again, we both know I'm correct. "When the lights go out" being the biggest clue and "getting value for money". In my experience the most beautiful don't make the best sexual partners.

Anyway, carry on.

[Ari]

Niponeoff said:

I'm 46. Nope, once you've read it again, we both know I'm correct. "When the lights go out" being the biggest clue and "getting value for money". In my experience the most beautiful don't make the best sexual partners.

Anyway, carry on.

You can be whatever you want to be on the Internet.

Now away with you to school, you little scamp!

[Zoon]

Sporky said:

Zoon said:

I was thinking more for her kids, when they get bullied for mum being all over the internet with strange blokes.

Who are they being bullied by? Classmates with Only Fans accounts?

Some of her videos are freely available, kids know how to access porn fairly easily believe it or not.

[The Hypno-Toad]

Picture carried over from the Trump thread...



..... which I think answers the original question as yes, at the least in the States.

[jm8403]

The Hypno-Toad said:

Picture carried over from the Trump thread...



..... which I think answers the original question as yes, at the least in the States.

theyre 'high class'?

[V8covin]

jm8403 said:

theyre 'high class'?

Top trumps

[Animal]

They're clearly his nieces. I suspect he has a big extended family...

[ruggedscotty]

V8covin said:

jm8403 said:

theyre 'high class'?

Top trumps

thanks

i chocked on me coffee.... lol