Do high class escorts really exist?

[The Wookie]

croyde said:

If I had paid that instead of getting married it would have saved me a fortune and been less of a ballache.

There’s a man who hasn’t heard of the three F’s

[kev b]

No ”The Archers” listeners on here then?

[jm8403]

WY86 said:

Yes they exist and i imagine most influencers that also dabble in onlyfans and other grifts will have people reach out to them offering x amount for services. I have also heard that if a guy presents himself flaunting a high value lifestyle on apps like tinder they will also get sales pitches.

This is definitely true and I have seen it from a friend with some fancy cars and about 80k followers.

[WY86]

I also remember being on Tinder 7/8 years ago and being in Portugal and was matched a few times with women offering coke and other substances within the first message.

Now did these women exist or was they a honeypot profile who knows but i wasn’t tempted to find out.

[The spinner of plates]

WY86 said:

I also remember being on Tinder 7/8 years ago and being in Portugal and was matched a few times with women offering coke and other substances within the first message.

Now did these women exist or was they a honeypot profile who knows but i wasn’t tempted to find out.

There must be mugs out there I guess or they wouldn’t do it…

Can you image sitting in a foreign police station having been robbed of everything, beaten within an inch of your life and answering the question ‘so how did this all start’.

Beggars belief.

[Paul Dishman]

kev b said:

No ”The Archers” listeners on here then?

I was just thinking that....

[pavarotti1980]

ApOrbital said:

You have sex with prozzies that have had 1000s if more cocks in them nah no thanks.

What about a woman that has had the same one 1000s of times?

[Tango13]

Dog Star said:

Tango13 said:

Didn't someone on here handle the IT for a high class escort agency? I'm pretty sure I know who but I won't name names just in case I'm wrong.

That might be me that you’re thinking of.

Yes they do exist and cost £300 an hour (over a decade ago) up to whatever. The “ladies” will be delivered to you (the “gentleman”) by a driver, who will come and collect them afterward (I got roped into delivery driving once when they were short). I remember one “lady” was French, and was a uni lecturer during the day (being deliberately no more detailed).

I remember one really rich old boy in Cheshire who used to book several at a time - he didnt do anything with them, he just liked to have them swimming around and lounging by his indoor pool of an evening - he just wanted company. He spent a fortune. The girls really liked him.

It used to be very lucrative for the owners - but competition is fierce. Crazy parties. I remember the owner once trying to pay me with a pair of plus sized lasses. I politely declined.

It was but didn't think it right to drag you into the thread against your will so to speak.

[Niponeoff]

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

[Ari]

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

Do people who think this way really exist?

Wait till you discover how babies are born!

[boyse7en]

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

I'm not sure you have much of an understanding of ladies' anatomies nor how reproduction in humans works...

[Harry H]

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

it's really not their fault if you've got a little one though.

[Baldchap]

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

If you've got an escort banging a different bloke every night and a woman in a relationship having sex with her partner every night, is there any difference in mileage on the clock?

Yes, the escort is probably a car crash mentally and emotionally, and yes she could well be crawling with whatever, but physically? I see no difference. It's not like they wear out, is it?

[anonymous-user]

There's a pair of dykes advertising on, 'that site that was linked to but has now been removed', close to my GB address with a BOGOF offer at £1500 for the night!

[Tango13]

Ari said:

Niponeoff said:

They might be beautiful but if they've got a moomoo the size of a cave it might not be great value when the lights go out.

Do people who think this way really exist?

Wait till you discover how babies are born!

I'd say you're being over generous with the use of the word 'think' there Ari

[bloomen]

All this talk of worn out muffs reminds me that this woman actively plied her trade - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11721899/...

I don't think the wear and tear factor is high in the minds of people renting one. And it's not your problem anyway.

[croyde]

bloomen said:

All this talk of worn out muffs reminds me that this woman actively plied her trade - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11721899/...

I don't think the wear and tear factor is high in the minds of people renting one. And it's not your problem anyway.

She's a keeper.

Fiesty one this is.

[Blackpuddin]

Zetec-S said:

AllyBee said:

I listened to this the other day (Lex Friedman podcast so nothing weird, but still not one for at work probably). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFSrxSBrgSc&ab... Pretty sure she mentioned something about charging over $1000 for the first hour.

Does she do shorter timeslots? That works out at less than £150 for 10 minutes... just saying...

I'll have £30's worth.

[Ari]

bloomen said:

All this talk of worn out muffs reminds me that this woman actively plied her trade - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11721899/...

I don't think the wear and tear factor is high in the minds of people renting one. And it's not your problem anyway.

Again, I do feel we're getting just a little off topic...

[bloomen]

Ari said:

Again, I do feel we're getting just a little off topic...

Considering what a broad spectrum sexuality is, I really think this woman could repackage herself as a unique 'street' experience to sheikhs and CEOs.

Edited by bloomen on Tuesday 7th March 12:34