Tell us something really trivial about your life Volume 40

[glenrobbo]

Please excuse the signal lag due to the time difference between there darn sarf and ear oop norf...

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Thanks for the reminder, old boy.

Must do bettterer....

If only we had wheelie bins hereabouts!

No, thankyou for the reminder, my good man:
I have just put the wheelie bins out for the binmen to empty on the morrow.

Black & Green. I don't usually forget to remember them.
IOTN, it's TRENCHUL out there at the moment. Again.

[paua]

glenrobbo said:

Mr Magooagain said:

I’ve just been given the contents of a holiday home! Owner is selling up and not returning!

More medication has been prescribed for old Magoo. Some sort of allergy gear I’ve been given as the doc thinks I have too much Histamine in my body causing a reaction like a nettle rash swelling. Turns out oranges are loaded with histamine. I’ve only eaten 365 oranges in the last year. Time to re evaluate my fruit intake possibly, as I’m noshing around 1,200 pieces a year at the moment.

Never trust an Old Fruit, old fruit!

I have long suspected that fruit is no good for you.

If God had meant us to eat fruit, he would have made it taste like meat, wouldnt he?
F-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f!!!

Where's that Chianti?

I wonder what vegetarians taste like?....

Th livers are ok.
Morneve chaps

[pequod]

glenrobbo said:

pequod said:

Thanks for the reminder, old boy.

Must do bettterer....

If only we had wheelie bins hereabouts!

No, thankyou for the reminder, my good man:
I have just put the wheelie bins out for the binmen to empty on the morrow.

Black & Green. I don't usually forget to remember them.
IOTN, it's TRENCHUL out there at the moment. Again.

Eh? Bin collection on a Good Friday??

Sacrilegious, Shirley????

[DickyC]

pequod said:

Eh? Bin collection on a Good Friday??

Sacrilegious, Shirley????

Sacrilegious bins to counterpoint secular buns. Hot Cross buns have their crosses replaced with ticks so as not to offend fans of the donut. I don't know. Something.

[White Stiletto]

DickyC said:

Sacrilegious bins to counterpoint secular buns. Hot Cross buns have their crosses replaced with ticks so as not to offend fans of the donut. I don't know. Something.

Ticks can give you a nasty bite.

ION: I've made some millionaire's shortbread, it should be ready this time next year

[spikeyhead]

My carpentry project should be finished tomorrow.

[DickyC]

White Stiletto said:

Ticks can give you a nasty bite.

ION: I've made some millionaire's shortbread, it should be ready this time next year

Miwyonairs shortbread, I believe you mean.

[glenrobbo]

spikeyhead said:

My carpentry project should be finished tomorrow.

We need pics of the completed artichoke.

Pics of spikey On Top of the World, looking down on his creation...

[Bobberoo]

White Stiletto said:

DickyC said:

Sacrilegious bins to counterpoint secular buns. Hot Cross buns have their crosses replaced with ticks so as not to offend fans of the donut. I don't know. Something.

Ticks can give you a nasty bite.

ION: I've made some millionaire's shortbread, it should be ready this time next year

That's not trivial, that's teasing!!!

[Bobberoo]

spikeyhead said:

My carpentry project should be finished tomorrow.

9,6768 on the old Triv-o-meter spikeyhead!!

[glenrobbo]

pequod said:

Eh? Bin collection on a Good Friday??

Sacrilegious, Shirley????

Yes indeed, pequod, our local authority operates on a non-sectarian premise, whereby nativity displays are discouraged, but observation of Ramadan is positively encouraged.
It is the modern woke way.

And the bin emptying is contracted out to a foreign-owned company that employs highly motivated operatives on a zero-hours contract basis to keep them fully incentivised.

IOTN, Don't forget the clocks go forward on the 31st, so we'll get 1 hour less rain.

[glenrobbo]

paua said:

Th livers are ok.
Morneve chaps

Hi paua!

Mmmm, vegetarian liver & onions in a rich red wine gravy.....Ooooh yeah!

[DickyC]

Bobberoo said:

spikeyhead said:

My carpentry project should be finished tomorrow.

9,6768 on the old Triv-o-meter spikeyhead!!

Greenhill and Faraway Joinery.

[Bomma R1]

Morning all

[slopes]

from ooop narff* it seems swapoing 2l Kia for a 3.3Mazda was the way to go.
Driving ooop narff:
Kia average 38.6 and roughly £100 in diesel for the round trip
Mazda averaging 46.4 and roughly £50 in diesel for the round trip.

Eh?

• i am in Lancashire so furvererer ooop narff than our norvern outpost if Team OSH

[Byker28i]

You should get better coming south Slopes, it's all downhill so you can coast

Heavy rain overnight, beautiful now. Off for a dog walk

[Still Mulling]

Morneve All

Spent yesterday cleaning the house so that it can get wrecked by guests with a toddler and a dog. Hurrah.

Wishing you all a spiffing long weekend.

[Mr Magooagain]

Working day here today. Good morning everyone. New front rubber going onto the traffic Trafic this morning. This means Magoo and Mavis rdving with Madame M at the rubber shop in between here various bus routes. She has a bus load of little people to drop off at the local flea pit during the rubber mounting. Magoo has to walk agent M in between fetching Madame M between bus depot and rubber shop.
And it’s huzzing down and forecast all day.
Full waterproofing will be needed.

[Byker28i]

Pasg Hapus

Seems we have an Easter egg trail around the town



Heavy downpour most of the night, finished about 5:30, beautiful now